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jshadias
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posted 07-11-2002 08:18 PM      Profile for jshadias   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
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AZURE HEIGHTS ELITE SPECIAL FORCES
----------------------------------
Koffing - DEMOLITIONS
SLUDGE Bomb
EXPLOSION
HAZE
PAIN Split
----------------------------------
PORYGON - COMMUNICATIONS
SUBSTITUTE
RECOVER
THUNDER Wave
ICE Beam
----------------------------------
WIGGLYTUFF - MAIN ATTACKER
TRI Attack
FLAMETHROWER
THUNDERBOLT
ICE Beam
----------------------------------
ODDISH - STATUS PLATFORM
STUN SPORE
SLEEP Powder
RAZOR LEAF
Moonlight
----------------------------------
OTHER SPECIAL FORCES
----------------------------------
AERODACTYL - AIR TRANSPORT
AGILITY
WHIRLWIND
ANCIENT POWER
EARTHQUAKE
----------------------------------
RAPIDASH - LAND TRANSPORT
AGILITY
SWIFT
FIRE BLAST
RETURN
----------------------------------
LAPRAS - MARINE TRANSPORT
CONFUSE RAY
ICE Beam
SURF
BODY SLAM
----------------------------------
DITTO - SPY
TRANSFORM
----------------------------------
END AZURE HEIGHTS SPECIAL FORCES
----------------------------------

It is a boring day at the Azure Heights Special Forces HQ, despite the ongoing
war between Johto and Kanto. Noone knows why it started, but Pokemon Island
has been thrown into utter chaos. Species war against their own in the
struggle, and both the Kanto and Johto governments were completely overthrown.
There are now many different factions, some run by the Pokemon themselves,
others run by GymLeaders and the Elite Four or just regular trainers. The AHSF
is one such group. Formed by the Azurian Community after the two governemts
collapsed, the members have managed to capture Cinnabar Island (not hard,
there was nobody there anyways due to the volcano), build an HQ there, and
pick the most elite Pokemon available for the Special Forces. They have not,
however, actively taken part in the war. Yet.

This day was particulary boring, as they had, finally, run out of things to
do. There had been nothing much to do for three weeks. That is, until Mr. K
came bursting in. "Hello Mr. K", Oddish said. "I've been reading the Retarded
Pikachu Flashback for the 1000th time." (Imitating Pikachu) "Hi. I'm Pikachu.
Would you like to stick your thumb up my ass?" Wigglytuff laughs so hard he
"accidentally" unleashes an Ice Beam on Mr. K, then promptly unfreezes him
with Flamethrower. "I am not amused", states Mr. K, looking at his burnt
clothing. "I have a mission for you incompetent fools. You will have a special"
partner for this mission." Suddenly, Cat Gonk steps him with some steaming hot
dog shit. "She's our partner, the dog shit?", asks Oddish. "No, of course
not", states Cat Gonk as a Hitmonlee steps out from behing him. "He's your
partner, He will explain your mission. Now if you'll excuse me, we have a one
month old turn waiting on the Ponyta.", Cat Gonk says with love as he leaves.
Hitmonlee explains the mission. "As you know, Karen has become possessed by
her Dark Pokemon and has joined forces with Team Rocket. We, the fighting
Pokemon, are her only real weakness. She finds us Hitmonlees particularly
frustrating to deal with. That means that if we are eliminated, she will
become immensely powerful. However, that is not enough for her. Our spies
report that she is experimenting with a machine designed to control all
fighting Pokemon within a certain range. She plans to broadcast it from the
Elite Four Headquarters, which would give here control over the fighting
Pokemon in all of both Kanto and Johto. It is a much better site for
transmitting signals than the radio towers, due to its placement. In summary,
if she succeeds, she will not only be without real weakness, she will be able
to destroy the Psychic type Pokemon completely, With that done, the fighting
type will have one less weakness, and if she has control over us,,, Well, it
will be very difficult for pokemon weak to fighting or dark, I notice two of
you are weak to fighting." Those last words have a strange effect on Wiggly
and Porygon. "So we'll just fight our way in there, destroy the machine, and
fight back out. How hard can it be?", asked Oddish. "You could do that, but
you would likely have to destroy much of the Dark Army in the process. If you
do that, the Psychics would become much more powerful. I notice two of you
are Poison types. This whole thing must be handled very delicately. If it is
not, half of you will be at great weakness.", replied Hitmonlee. "Well", said
Koffing, "take us there."

They arrived at the Elite Four HQ very quickly on an Agilitized Aerodactyl.
There were two Houndooms guarding the entrance, and a firefight erupted
immediately, Aerodactyl swooped down and tilted his wing, causing the group
to fall off at extreme speed, just before the Houndooms were able to react.
The first one used Sunny Day, while the second fired out Solar Beams like a
flak cannon, several of them hitting Aerodactyl, though most missing. Koffing
noticed they were moving rather strangely, and wisely use Haze. Sure enough,
they were Double Teamed to the max, a very effective, though rather obvious,
means of protecting them against surprise attacks. Porygon hit the one firing
off Solar Beams with Thunder Wave, greatly slowing down his firing rate and
allowing Aerodactyl to easily avoid them. Wiggly used Tri Attack on the first,
while Koffing Sludge Bombed the second. All was well until Oddish was hit with
a Flamethrower. Both aimed to finish him off, when suddenly, Hitmonlee came
out of nowhere and impressively landed a Hi Jump Kick on both at once,
effectively KOing them. The group waited until Oddish had fully healed with
Moonlight, then tried the doors, which were locked. No problem for Wiggly, he
just Tri Attacked the door. The electricity fried any possible security
alarms, the fire burnt the door down, and the ice froze anything behind it.
Sure enough, when the door fell, there was a Murkrow behind it, burnt,
paralyzed, and frozen all at once (AKA fainted). The group walked into a long
hallway filled with numerous doors, when suddenly, something came at Wiggly
much too fast for him to react, though whatever it was was immediately fainted
thanks to Oddish's, Koffing's, Porygon's, and Hitmonlee's combined efforts
(AKA extreme overkill). It turned out to be a Hitmonchan. "Hmmm.... We must
be right at the edge of a very faint radio signal if Lee isn't controlled yet.
Wait a second, where is Lee?", asked Koffing. Lee was running down the hallway
at top speed, to alert the Dark Army of intruders. The group all used their
moves, but Hitmonlee had left a Substitute to block them and he was quickly
out of range. "Fuck this!", shouted Wiggly as he Flamethrowered the building.
"Stop it! You're going to make the Psychics super powerful!!!" shouted
Koffing, but to no avail. Numerous Dark Pokemon appeared, and the group made
a rush for the door. Outside was the Aerodactyl they had come on, and they
jumped on quickly. As Aerodactyl took off and Agilitized, Wiggly let loose
Flamethrowers on the rest of the building until the entire outside was ablaze.
Aerodactyl decided a small Earthquake wouldn't hurt much, so he let one off.
The building began to collapse, but soon exploded outwards with incredibly
force as the Dark Army let loose their rage. The air was soon filled with
falling rocks, flames, and Solar Beams as the entire Dark Army targeted the
group. The Murkrows tried to follow, but they were slaughtered by their
comrade's own attacks. Only a few survived. Aerodactyl zoomed out of there
as quickly as possible, but as they left, they saw Karen's own team using Beat
Up on Hitmonlee.

Back at the lab, Mr. K scolded the group as they tended to their various
injuries, such as the boulder up Wiggly's ass and Oddish's numberous burns.
"We could have had an extremely powerful alliance with the fighting types, but
you guys had to blow it. They would have even lended us troops, which, I might
add, would be great replacements for you. All I have for troops now is a bunch
of punk ass retards with boulders up their asses. I could have sent a Pikachu
and it would have done a better job than that! A fucking Pikachu!!! Koffing,
stop it now!" Koffing had been doing an excellent job of draining Mr. K's life
with Pain Split, and was now fully healed. Mr. K fell rather hardly on the
floor as Oddish finished the job with Sleep Powder.

STAY TUNED! NEXT EPISODE: A FUCKING PIKACHU!!! (AS MR. K SO POLITELY PUT IT)
DOES A BETTER JOB! (JUST KIDDING!) YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE
*EVIL LAUGHTER*

EDIT: Spelling error

[ 07-11-2002, 08:19 PM: Message edited by: jshadias ]

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What Nintendo doesn't want you to know
Uiru: "Now that we're all used to the rules, clauses and by-laws... what would happen to the metagame if every one of them were whipped away?"
GP-Chan: "id probably quit every battle, and not just every other battle."
ThumbsOfSteel: "Why, because they broke the rules?"

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dr.steelix
Farting Nudist
Member # 2734

Member Rated:
posted 07-11-2002 09:52 PM      Profile for dr.steelix     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by jshadias:
----------------------------------
AZURE HEIGHTS ELITE SPECIAL FORCES
----------------------------------
Koffing - DEMOLITIONS
SLUDGE Bomb
EXPLOSION
HAZE
PAIN Split
----------------------------------
PORYGON - COMMUNICATIONS
SUBSTITUTE
RECOVER
THUNDER Wave
ICE Beam
----------------------------------
WIGGLYTUFF - MAIN ATTACKER
TRI Attack
FLAMETHROWER
THUNDERBOLT
ICE Beam
----------------------------------
ODDISH - STATUS PLATFORM
STUN SPORE
SLEEP Powder
RAZOR LEAF
Moonlight
----------------------------------
OTHER SPECIAL FORCES
----------------------------------
AERODACTYL - AIR TRANSPORT
AGILITY
WHIRLWIND
ANCIENT POWER
EARTHQUAKE
----------------------------------
RAPIDASH - LAND TRANSPORT
AGILITY
SWIFT
FIRE BLAST
RETURN
----------------------------------
LAPRAS - MARINE TRANSPORT
CONFUSE RAY
ICE Beam
SURF
BODY SLAM
----------------------------------
DITTO - SPY
TRANSFORM
----------------------------------
END AZURE HEIGHTS SPECIAL FORCES
----------------------------------

It is a boring day at the Azure Heights Special Forces HQ, despite the ongoing
war between Johto and Kanto. Noone knows why it started, but Pokemon Island
has been thrown into utter chaos. Species war against their own in the
struggle, and both the Kanto and Johto governments were completely overthrown.
There are now many different factions, some run by the Pokemon themselves,
others run by GymLeaders and the Elite Four or just regular trainers. The AHSF
is one such group. Formed by the Azurian Community after the two governemts
collapsed, the members have managed to capture Cinnabar Island (not hard,
there was nobody there anyways due to the volcano), build an HQ there, and
pick the most elite Pokemon available for the Special Forces. They have not,
however, actively taken part in the war. Yet.

This day was particulary boring, as they had, finally, run out of things to
do. There had been nothing much to do for three weeks. That is, until Mr. K
came bursting in. "Hello Mr. K", Oddish said. "I've been reading the Retarded
Pikachu Flashback for the 1000th time." (Imitating Pikachu) "Hi. I'm Pikachu.
Would you like to stick your thumb up my ass?" Wigglytuff laughs so hard he
"accidentally" unleashes an Ice Beam on Mr. K, then promptly unfreezes him
with Flamethrower. "I am not amused", states Mr. K, looking at his burnt
clothing. "I have a mission for you incompetent fools. You will have a special"
partner for this mission." Suddenly, Cat Gonk steps him with some steaming hot
dog shit. "She's our partner, the dog shit?", asks Oddish. "No, of course
not", states Cat Gonk as a Hitmonlee steps out from behing him. "He's your
partner, He will explain your mission. Now if you'll excuse me, we have a one
month old turn waiting on the Ponyta.", Cat Gonk says with love as he leaves.
Hitmonlee explains the mission. "As you know, Karen has become possessed by
her Dark Pokemon and has joined forces with Team Rocket. We, the fighting
Pokemon, are her only real weakness. She finds us Hitmonlees particularly
frustrating to deal with. That means that if we are eliminated, she will
become immensely powerful. However, that is not enough for her. Our spies
report that she is experimenting with a machine designed to control all
fighting Pokemon within a certain range. She plans to broadcast it from the
Elite Four Headquarters, which would give here control over the fighting
Pokemon in all of both Kanto and Johto. It is a much better site for
transmitting signals than the radio towers, due to its placement. In summary,
if she succeeds, she will not only be without real weakness, she will be able
to destroy the Psychic type Pokemon completely, With that done, the fighting
type will have one less weakness, and if she has control over us,,, Well, it
will be very difficult for pokemon weak to fighting or dark, I notice two of
you are weak to fighting." Those last words have a strange effect on Wiggly
and Porygon. "So we'll just fight our way in there, destroy the machine, and
fight back out. How hard can it be?", asked Oddish. "You could do that, but
you would likely have to destroy much of the Dark Army in the process. If you
do that, the Psychics would become much more powerful. I notice two of you
are Poison types. This whole thing must be handled very delicately. If it is
not, half of you will be at great weakness.", replied Hitmonlee. "Well", said
Koffing, "take us there."

They arrived at the Elite Four HQ very quickly on an Agilitized Aerodactyl.
There were two Houndooms guarding the entrance, and a firefight erupted
immediately, Aerodactyl swooped down and tilted his wing, causing the group
to fall off at extreme speed, just before the Houndooms were able to react.
The first one used Sunny Day, while the second fired out Solar Beams like a
flak cannon, several of them hitting Aerodactyl, though most missing. Koffing
noticed they were moving rather strangely, and wisely use Haze. Sure enough,
they were Double Teamed to the max, a very effective, though rather obvious,
means of protecting them against surprise attacks. Porygon hit the one firing
off Solar Beams with Thunder Wave, greatly slowing down his firing rate and
allowing Aerodactyl to easily avoid them. Wiggly used Tri Attack on the first,
while Koffing Sludge Bombed the second. All was well until Oddish was hit with
a Flamethrower. Both aimed to finish him off, when suddenly, Hitmonlee came
out of nowhere and impressively landed a Hi Jump Kick on both at once,
effectively KOing them. The group waited until Oddish had fully healed with
Moonlight, then tried the doors, which were locked. No problem for Wiggly, he
just Tri Attacked the door. The electricity fried any possible security
alarms, the fire burnt the door down, and the ice froze anything behind it.
Sure enough, when the door fell, there was a Murkrow behind it, burnt,
paralyzed, and frozen all at once (AKA fainted). The group walked into a long
hallway filled with numerous doors, when suddenly, something came at Wiggly
much too fast for him to react, though whatever it was was immediately fainted
thanks to Oddish's, Koffing's, Porygon's, and Hitmonlee's combined efforts
(AKA extreme overkill). It turned out to be a Hitmonchan. "Hmmm.... We must
be right at the edge of a very faint radio signal if Lee isn't controlled yet.
Wait a second, where is Lee?", asked Koffing. Lee was running down the hallway
at top speed, to alert the Dark Army of intruders. The group all used their
moves, but Hitmonlee had left a Substitute to block them and he was quickly
out of range. "Fuck this!", shouted Wiggly as he Flamethrowered the building.
"Stop it! You're going to make the Psychics super powerful!!!" shouted
Koffing, but to no avail. Numerous Dark Pokemon appeared, and the group made
a rush for the door. Outside was the Aerodactyl they had come on, and they
jumped on quickly. As Aerodactyl took off and Agilitized, Wiggly let loose
Flamethrowers on the rest of the building until the entire outside was ablaze.
Aerodactyl decided a small Earthquake wouldn't hurt much, so he let one off.
The building began to collapse, but soon exploded outwards with incredibly
force as the Dark Army let loose their rage. The air was soon filled with
falling rocks, flames, and Solar Beams as the entire Dark Army targeted the
group. The Murkrows tried to follow, but they were slaughtered by their
comrade's own attacks. Only a few survived. Aerodactyl zoomed out of there
as quickly as possible, but as they left, they saw Karen's own team using Beat
Up on Hitmonlee.

Back at the lab, Mr. K scolded the group as they tended to their various
injuries, such as the boulder up Wiggly's ass and Oddish's numberous burns.
"We could have had an extremely powerful alliance with the fighting types, but
you guys had to blow it. They would have even lended us troops, which, I might
add, would be great replacements for you. All I have for troops now is a bunch
of punk ass retards with boulders up their asses. I could have sent a Pikachu
and it would have done a better job than that! A fucking Pikachu!!! Koffing,
stop it now!" Koffing had been doing an excellent job of draining Mr. K's life
with Pain Split, and was now fully healed. Mr. K fell rather hardly on the
floor as Oddish finished the job with Sleep Powder.

STAY TUNED! NEXT EPISODE: A FUCKING PIKACHU!!! (AS MR. K SO POLITELY PUT IT)
DOES A BETTER JOB! (JUST KIDDING!) YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE
*EVIL LAUGHTER*

EDIT: Spelling error

*comrades'

[ 07-11-2002, 09:53 PM: Message edited by: dr.steelix ]

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i am sorry

From: Israel | Registered: Mar 2002  |  IP: Logged
jshadias
Farting Nudist
Member # 2710

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posted 07-11-2002 10:26 PM      Profile for jshadias   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
?
And you didn't have to quote the entire post...

- - - - -
What Nintendo doesn't want you to know
Uiru: "Now that we're all used to the rules, clauses and by-laws... what would happen to the metagame if every one of them were whipped away?"
GP-Chan: "id probably quit every battle, and not just every other battle."
ThumbsOfSteel: "Why, because they broke the rules?"

Registered: Mar 2002  |  IP: Logged
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk
Happy Good Times Fortune Happiness Happity Hocks Cat-Gonk Happifier
Member # 14

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posted 07-23-2002 09:40 AM      Profile for Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by jshadias:
"I've been reading the Retarded
Pikachu Flashback for the 1000th time." (Imitating Pikachu) "Hi. I'm Pikachu.
Would you like to stick your thumb up my ass?"

..

AAAA

AAAA I DONT WANT TO GIVE YOU A FIVE BUT YOU'VE EARNT IT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

quote:
Originally posted by Moose2003:
Someone requested that i write on how Pikachu got brain dead so here it is...

Pikachu Flash Back

Baby Pikachu was sitting around with all his brothers and sisters waiting for there mom to come home. Pikachu was now 10 minutes old and very hungery. While they were waiting every one was getting to know each other. Pikachu was the least popular because he had a big mouth and would never shut up or butt out of there bussness. As they grew older they other would play tricks on him and
tease him. One time they told him that they had learnd a fun game and that only the coolest Pikachus could play it. SO of course Pikachu wanted to know so he could be cool and liked by the other and asked then what they game was. " All you have to do is stick one thumb in your mouth and one thumb in you ass and play switch it every five minutes entill we come back. Then you win the game and are the cooles Pikachu every. " "Cool" said Pikachu. "Ok then start now" Pikachu put one thumb in his mouth and one in his ass and began counting five minutes in his head and swithcing thumbs. Of course the other Pikachus thought this was funny and left him alone.

10 Days Later

"Hey i wonder were Pikachu is?" asked one PIkachu."I dont kow, i havent seen him in 10 whole days, i wonder were he could be?" "OH crap!!!! You dont think he still might be playing that game we told him about do you?" "I dont know but i think we better check." So they all went off to the spot were they last left Pikachu........

Pikachu was lying on the ground unconsious with one thumb in this mouth and the other in his ass. He had passed out from counting in his head for so long adn the crap that had gotten into his mouth didnt help much either. The other rushed and got him some water and soon Pikachu woke up. They all looked to see what he would do. " Hi my name is Pikachu. Would you like to stick your thumb in my ass?" "What" said they others. " Hi my name is Pikachu. Would you like to stick your thumb in my ass?" " You guys, i think hes lost it, he doesnt even remember us." "Yea, lets get outa here and never NEVER tell mom about this" They all ran off and left Pikachu alone. Pikachu stood up and started to walk around in circles, after awhile he ran into and tree and fell on his butt. "Hi my name is Pikachu. Would you like to stick your thumb in my ass? he said to the tree....

And that is how it happend. All from a dirty trick. So let this be a lesson to
you all. never play jokes on someone untell i get there to see it happen, hehe.
Well tell next time ......

Oh, and sorry for any miss spelling, i wrote this a 2 in the moring and im dead
tired. K, bye know

AOL

CAN

BITE

ME!!



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