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CrystalMeth
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posted 03-11-2001 01:20 AM      Profile for CrystalMeth   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Ok, so I'm bored, and in light of similar topics going on currently, I thought this might make an interesting topic. (Feel free to kill me slowly and painfully, or just ignore me, if you disagree)
So, what are the ugliest Pokémon and why? Here's my opinion:

Exeggutor: It starts out as a bunch of eggs and then turns into what looks like an inbred, hillbilly palm tree with multiple personality disorder.

Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan are just butt ugly.

Weezing: Someone get that poor thing some Prosaic.

Mr. Mime: I don't think there is any Pokémon I hate worse than this one. It's ugly as hell, it's name is the dumbest thing I've ever heard, not to mention it's god awful annoying voice on the TV show. What web site was it that called Mr. Mime a child molester?

Jynx is just...bad.

Electrabuzz (along with that light socket child of its): What the HELL is that supposed to be?

Totodile, Croconaw, and Feraligatr just bug me.

Wobbuffet looks.... constipated.

Heh...Any other opinions?

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posted 03-11-2001 01:36 AM      Profile for Porygone   Email Porygone   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Weezing. Also Weezing.

I never though Weezing looked good.

Weezing is also butt ugly.

Another Ugly Pokemon is Weezing.

I think Weezing is also ugly.

But...without a doubt, the ugliest of all is Weezing.

And this coming from a guy who considers Mewtwo cute.

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Mr.Mime

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Charlie
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posted 03-11-2001 09:17 AM      Profile for Charlie     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Jynx.

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I always considered Muk ugly, until I saw the "Who gets to keep Togepi" episode yesterday. When he was crawling around in the background, engulfing Prof. Oak in his poisonous body of purple-gray goo, he was sooo cute!

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Igglybuff - The ugliest baby!


Mr. Mime - It's a MIME, fer cryin' out loud!


Machoke and Machamp - They wear speedos! Yuck!


Magmar - It has an ass for a forehead!

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Forretress. It freaks me out.

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posted 03-11-2001 04:55 PM      Profile for Psybro   Email Psybro   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by CrystalMeth:
What web site was it that called Mr. Mime a child molester?


Good God, she's actually talking about my site!
http://www.psybro.f2s.com/psychic.html

"Mr. Mime is freaky. It is the only Pokémon that actually looks like a child molester."

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posted 03-11-2001 07:21 PM      Profile for Rolken   Author's Homepage   Email Rolken   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Definitely Weezing.

Good thing there's Koffing plushies and not Weezing ones. ^_^

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posted 03-11-2001 07:40 PM      Profile for Velox   Author's Homepage   Email Velox   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
It's gotta be either Jynx, Magmar, or Mr. Mime.

Other candidates: Hitmontop (stupidest-looking head EVER), Raikou (one damn ugly face), Steelix (it's got a chin like Jay Leno), Victreebel (a mouth ABOVE its eyes?), Weezing (looks like a depressed, mutated water molecule), and Wobbuffet (he needs some Ex-Lax, and FAST!).

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Weezing is one of the cutest ^_^

The ugliest one who freaks me out the most has to be Aipom. Damn crack monkey.

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Can anyone seriously produce a Pokemon uglier than Weezing?

Even a decomposing Zapdos is cuter than Weezing (and preferable!).


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quote:
Can anyone seriously produce a Pokemon uglier than Weezing?
Its been invented already, its called Aipom *shivers*

Koffing looks too friendly and has too big of a smile. So weezing is more preferable to me.

I got bad taste don't I?


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quote:
Originally posted by Cesar:
The ugliest one who freaks me out the most has to be Aipom. Damn crack monkey.


Indeed.

That Fire slug thing scares me too.
I think I mentioned being freaked out by Igglybuff.

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Igglybuff, Aipom, Magby, Sunkern, Dunsparce, Larvitar line.

Teddiursa looks like his ehad weighs more than the rest of his body (so does Wooper)

Voltorb

Wobbuffet is constipated

Pineco line

Politoed is an insult to Polis everywhere

And THE worst-looking pokemon? Jumpluff.

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Oh yeah, addc in Natu, Swinub line, Chinchou, and Kingdra

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Drowzee looks like a st00pid fatass.
Slugma and Magcargo: Yeah, something like that came out of my nose yesterday.
Kingdra: Gotta hate those flipflaps it has on it's cheecks.
Jynx is ugly.
Also, Magby looks like it's head is going to explode. Which would be good, I guess. Also Magmar is ugly as hell.

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Aipom, definitely...and Exeggutor. Those one need new evolutions just for aesthetic reasons, IMO. x_X

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Yeah, I'm really disappointed with Kingdra too. He should look more like a dragon instead of a drunken seahorse.

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CrystalMeth
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*Pouts* Am I the only one who thinks Kingdra looks cool? Oh well. Who I am disapointed in is Murkrow. A dark flying Pokemon should look like a kick ass evil raven, not some stupid little crow.

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quote:
Originally posted by CrystalMeth:
*Pouts* Am I the only one who thinks Kingdra looks cool? Oh well. Who I am disapointed in is Murkrow. A dark flying Pokemon should look like a kick ass evil raven, not some stupid little crow.


You know, that would make a cool evolution.
A cross Aerodactyl with Fearow and make it black.

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CrystalMeth
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Yeah. I'd try to make that up and draw it if I wasn't such a shitty drawer... Oh hell, maybe I'll try anyway.

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I think Jynx had a sex change or somthing. When I first started playing Pokemon and got a Jynx, I was like "What the hell is that?" It's a freakin woman!

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Dunsparce, the "road kill" Pokémon.

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Forretress is my vote for most disgusting. A steel bug, just what the world needs...Pest exterminators in Johto must be armed to the teeth--flamethrowers would seem to be a must.

Anyway, the thing is described in the in-game pokedex as a "Bagworm". I recently read about bagworms. They are loathsome creatures. Especially repulsive is their reproductive cycle--it's one of the more disturbing things I've ever read in my long study of natural history.

Those stubby things sticking out of Forretress's sides? Uh, those aren't limbs or tentacles. Those are, ah, orifices--and they are NOT connected to its digestive tract.

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JYNX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Beast that is Starmie is the most hideous. Wriggling and writhing as if undead, that disgusting star is a perversion against the natural order.

I like Weezing because I think he's always in agony, and that's a kind of neat concept for a monster. He is, however, and ugly mother fucker.

The Yellow art for Mew (also known as Mew Gets Hit By A Truck is rather bad, and the green art is pretty hideous as well.

Most people dislike Mr. Mine, Jynx, Hitmonchan, and Hitmonlee for the same general reasons, though they don't know it: they look very human. While there was no way Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee could be anything but bipedal, (and Hitmonlee really does a decent job of being a subhuman fighting machine), they could maybe have drawn tails on them or something. Many of the psychics also share this quality. Mr. Mime and Jynx, however share not just the human looking quality, but are also patterned after rather frightening humans: Mr. Mime is a psycho clown / mime derivative (and is rather freaky: when voltorbs power a city nothing seems wrong, but when Mr. Mime sweeps the ground it looks like slave labor), and Jynx is a Opera singer / Aunt Jemima sterotype.

Great.

I think Lee is slick looking, Chan is acceptable, Jynx I can sort of deal with, but Mr. Mime really needs to go.

Not like Starmie, though.

What a repulsive beast.

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Bah, stupid Azumarril! That thing looks like a bad attempt at an evolution. It looks really top heavy and akward.

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cfalcon: ...Hitmonlee really does a decent job of being a subhuman fighting machine...

Who are you calling "subhuman", bucko?!?


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I thought he said "surburban" fighting machine, and that got me seeing the Lee with war face paint, and a big knife, some baggy jeans...wandering through the streets...

::really wonders what went wrong in imaginatory complex::

Ugly? Oh. Um. Machamp, Venusaur (looks stoned in Stadium 1), Metapod and Butterfree, Ampharos, Croconaw and Feraligatr, Snubbull, Marill and Azumarill, Suicune, Entei, Ho-oh, Grimer, Victreebel (looks like a scrotum...), Pichu, Igglybuff, Smoochum, I could go on and on...::is picky::

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Golbat. That mouth and tongue is just wrong. Crobat is pretty nifty looking, though. Dunsparce looks like roadkill. I don't know what it's supposed to be, but whatever it is, it's ugly.

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Aipom. It simply should not exist.

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The ugliest pokemon is the GRB Mewtwo (a.k.a twisted, big-headed monster thing.) Wobbuffet is cool, he's got the most hilarious face and the funniest joke.

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