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Topic: The Ugliest Pokémon
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CrystalMeth
Farting Nudist
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posted 03-11-2001 01:20 AM
Ok, so I'm bored, and in light of similar topics going on currently, I thought this might make an interesting topic. (Feel free to kill me slowly and painfully, or just ignore me, if you disagree) So, what are the ugliest Pokémon and why? Here's my opinion:Exeggutor: It starts out as a bunch of eggs and then turns into what looks like an inbred, hillbilly palm tree with multiple personality disorder. Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan are just butt ugly. Weezing: Someone get that poor thing some Prosaic. Mr. Mime: I don't think there is any Pokémon I hate worse than this one. It's ugly as hell, it's name is the dumbest thing I've ever heard, not to mention it's god awful annoying voice on the TV show. What web site was it that called Mr. Mime a child molester? Jynx is just...bad. Electrabuzz (along with that light socket child of its): What the HELL is that supposed to be? Totodile, Croconaw, and Feraligatr just bug me. Wobbuffet looks.... constipated. Heh...Any other opinions? ------------------ ~ Crystal the Anime cat girl ~ "It seemed like a good idea at the time." --Mason Verger on cutting off his face and feeding it to the dog, Hannibal
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Porygone
The Goatse Man
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posted 03-11-2001 01:36 AM
Weezing. Also Weezing.I never though Weezing looked good. Weezing is also butt ugly. Another Ugly Pokemon is Weezing. I think Weezing is also ugly. But...without a doubt, the ugliest of all is Weezing. And this coming from a guy who considers Mewtwo cute. Everstones are the best friends of Koffings and their trainers. ------------------ This space, much like my ex-girlfriend, is for rent.
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PikachuThunder
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posted 03-11-2001 09:39 AM
Igglybuff - The ugliest baby! Mr. Mime - It's a MIME, fer cryin' out loud!
Machoke and Machamp - They wear speedos! Yuck!
Magmar - It has an ass for a forehead!
------------------ Project: Metronome - pub42.ezboard.com/bprojectmetronome There is no telling what will happen. [This message has been edited by PikachuThunder (edited 03-11-2001).]
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Velox
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posted 03-11-2001 07:40 PM
It's gotta be either Jynx, Magmar, or Mr. Mime.Other candidates: Hitmontop (stupidest-looking head EVER), Raikou (one damn ugly face), Steelix (it's got a chin like Jay Leno), Victreebel (a mouth ABOVE its eyes?), Weezing (looks like a depressed, mutated water molecule), and Wobbuffet (he needs some Ex-Lax, and FAST!). ------------------ -Mysterious Priest Velox
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Atma
Farting Nudist
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posted 03-13-2001 01:43 AM
Igglybuff, Aipom, Magby, Sunkern, Dunsparce, Larvitar line.Teddiursa looks like his ehad weighs more than the rest of his body (so does Wooper) Voltorb Wobbuffet is constipated Pineco line Politoed is an insult to Polis everywhere And THE worst-looking pokemon? Jumpluff. ------------------ "My name is Atma... I am pure energy... and as ancient as the cosmos. Forgotten in the river of time... I've had an eternity to ponder the meaning of things... And now I have an answer..."
From: Cinnabar Isle, Long Island, NY | Registered: Jul 2000
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cfalcon
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posted 03-26-2001 03:25 PM
The Beast that is Starmie is the most hideous. Wriggling and writhing as if undead, that disgusting star is a perversion against the natural order.I like Weezing because I think he's always in agony, and that's a kind of neat concept for a monster. He is, however, and ugly mother fucker. The Yellow art for Mew (also known as Mew Gets Hit By A Truck is rather bad, and the green art is pretty hideous as well. Most people dislike Mr. Mine, Jynx, Hitmonchan, and Hitmonlee for the same general reasons, though they don't know it: they look very human. While there was no way Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee could be anything but bipedal, (and Hitmonlee really does a decent job of being a subhuman fighting machine), they could maybe have drawn tails on them or something. Many of the psychics also share this quality. Mr. Mime and Jynx, however share not just the human looking quality, but are also patterned after rather frightening humans: Mr. Mime is a psycho clown / mime derivative (and is rather freaky: when voltorbs power a city nothing seems wrong, but when Mr. Mime sweeps the ground it looks like slave labor), and Jynx is a Opera singer / Aunt Jemima sterotype. Great. I think Lee is slick looking, Chan is acceptable, Jynx I can sort of deal with, but Mr. Mime really needs to go. Not like Starmie, though. What a repulsive beast. ------------------ -cfalcon "DAMN those are some skinny sick cows" -pkthunder sighting a field of horses
From: 39°45' N, 104°52' W | Registered: Feb 2000
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Yay Porygon
Farting Nudist
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posted 03-27-2001 12:22 AM
I thought he said "surburban" fighting machine, and that got me seeing the Lee with war face paint, and a big knife, some baggy jeans...wandering through the streets...::really wonders what went wrong in imaginatory complex:: Ugly? Oh. Um. Machamp, Venusaur (looks stoned in Stadium 1), Metapod and Butterfree, Ampharos, Croconaw and Feraligatr, Snubbull, Marill and Azumarill, Suicune, Entei, Ho-oh, Grimer, Victreebel (looks like a scrotum...), Pichu, Igglybuff, Smoochum, I could go on and on...::is picky:: ------------------ Oy.
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