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UberSchmack
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posted 02-08-2001 06:17 PM      Profile for UberSchmack   Email UberSchmack   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Is the disturbing fact that your mother in G/S is either cooking or eating and never sleeping a product of a wicked caffiene buzz or a crazy crack addiction? You wonder why your mother is always squandering money...

I knew a fucking Snorlax doll wasn't worth that much money! Grrr...

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Thats kinda like how your character can stand somewhere for hours or even days at a time until you turn on the game again.

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I have a Caffiene problem, can't go a day without 3 cokes or a big cup of NesCafe.
Might be why I rarely sleep. Oh well.

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I am guessing crack, not caffine, she would have fallen asleep by now, ur right Pokémon dolls don't cost that much

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How dare you criticize the Big Snorlax Doll!

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quote:
Originally posted by White Cat:
How dare you criticize the Big Snorlax Doll!



Don't get me wrong, I dig the Snorlax doll. I just always knew that Snorlax dolls didn't cost as much money as mom was spending. Where did the money go? Hmmmm....crack???

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The Snorlax doll costs about $10 000

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I'd have to go with crack...

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Both, she drinks Cokeffee...

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I'd say she's high on a gas leak in your house. That, and caffeine and crack and a secret drug used in World War II to keep Generals awake 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year.

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Why do you think she drinks Coca Cola rather than Pepsi?

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Crack laced coffee!! The latest stuff on the street... either that or she's a robot... Notice how the place has no bathroom? O_o...

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quote:
Originally posted by Noddy:
Crack laced coffee!! The latest stuff on the street... either that or she's a robot... Notice how the place has no bathroom? O_o...



Yet there is lemonade...

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Yessir, 100% Colombian Cocaine. From the pristine drug labs in Bogota, mommy always wants the best for herself.

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quote:
Originally posted by abz1986:
Yessir, 100% Colombian Cocaine. From the pristine drug labs in Bogota, mommy always wants the best for herself.


Thats goin in my siggy... ^_^

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