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goo
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posted 02-02-2001 03:55 PM      Profile for goo   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I got my team forwarded to the editors of nintendo power.

Snorlax
Chansey
Golem
Alakazam
Dragonite
Slowbro

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Sifu Peng
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posted 02-02-2001 04:26 PM      Profile for Sifu Peng   Author's Homepage   Email Sifu Peng   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Wait, is that supposed to be a good thing?

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ImmortalFreezer
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posted 02-03-2001 02:43 AM      Profile for ImmortalFreezer   Author's Homepage   Email ImmortalFreezer   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by goo:
I got my team forwarded to the editors of nintendo power.

Snorlax
Chansey
Golem
Alakazam
Dragonite
Slowbro


I managed to hack their system to find out what they will write about your team

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Snorlax: Snorlax is a good Pokemon to lead with due to its high speed. Its good defense and special also help out. It should watch out for Fire types, though, as it is weak to them.

Chansey: Chansey has low defense so it has no place on this team. (Goo) should replace it with a Charizard.

Golem: Golem is quite the durable Pokemon. It can last many rounds against any Pokemon due to its high HP and Rock type. Explosion is not a good move to have as it makes a Pokemon faint. Tackle is much more reliable and should be on every normal Pokemon.

Alakazam: Alakazam is an excellent Pokemon. We here at the Pokecenter really like it a lot and use it in all of our teams. It has a nasty weakness to Ice though. And with Alakazams low defense against Physical attacks like Ice Beam, he often needs Recover.

Dragonite: Dragonite is another excellent Pokemon. It has no weaknesses making it the very best type in the game. However, (Goo) did not give him Dragon Rage which we think is a very big mistake. Dragon Rage is a very good move for any Pokemon to have, especially a Dragonite.

Slowbro: Slowbro is not a good Pokemon to have. It is slow and has average special. We think he should use a Blastoise or Gyarados in its place. But if he insists on keeping Slowbro, it needs Psychic. All Psychic types need Psychic no matter what because it is the best move in the game. Other good moves would be Skull Bash, Water Gun, and Hydro Pump.

Weakesses:
Normal: 28
Fire: 3
Water: 12
Grass: -30
Ice: 0
Fighting: xy = 3x + 24
Psychic: 2 million
Dragon: 98470³
Ghost: .5
Bug: 1
Poison: $1.50
Ground: ?
Rock: ¿
Flying:
Electric: Washington D.C.

Resistances:
This team has no reistances against Nintendo Power teams because we are unbeatable.

Tune in next month where we'll rate a real team for a change! We hope it has a Pikachu in it since we love Pikachu!
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Hehehe. That was fun. I wouldnt be surprised to actually see some comments like that if they put your team in the magazine. I doubt they will though as their idea of a great team is The starters, Pidgeot, Pikachu, and Dugtrio.

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Lark84
My skeleton is made of creamy nougat.
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posted 02-03-2001 04:37 AM      Profile for Lark84     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
ROFL

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Muku
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posted 02-03-2001 02:05 PM      Profile for Muku   Email Muku   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
LOL!

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White Cat
Nobody knows why I'm an admin.
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posted 02-05-2001 05:55 AM      Profile for White Cat   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Actually, they've started putting in intelligent comments lately. Go fig.

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