Tojari says, "I have been working on this cool idea. It's 28 feet long, made of rock, and is cool looking."

Satoshi says, "Sounds cool, but we can't make him that powerful, so lets make it useful against Pidgey's and Weedle's!"

Yukai says, "Aha! One more type to go! All we need a good type to balance it all out... Hmm... Lets see, we have Normals, Fighting, Bug, seems there are many types using there body to attack. Sooooo... We'll create a type where they use their mind... Psycic Types!!"

I could make some more, but I'll let you guys do it...

Tojari: "HA! LETS MAKE AN INCREDIBLY POWERFUL POKEMON WITH SOME PRETTY GOOD STATS EVOLVE FROM A FISH WHOSE SOLE ATTACK IS TO SPLASH AROUND IN FRONT OF THE OPPONENT!"

Satoshi: "Yeah, and lets make the stadium commentator say 'this is an intimidating opponent' when it comes out! HOO HAH!"

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-Dragonite21

Yukai: "Bal...ance? How do you spell that?"

Tojari: "In layman's terms, we need to give the Psychics a weakness."

Satoshi: "Not a problem. We'll make them weak against one of the rarest attack types in the game!"

Yukai: "Hey, yeah! We only have two Bug attacks that do any damage, and they both suck! Let's make Psychic weak against Bug."

Tojari: "No, the boss will see right through that. If we don't want him to realize that our game is totally unbalanced until it's too late, we're going to need one decent Bug attack."

::long pause::

Yukai: "I've got it. We'll make a decent Bug attack, sure. But only one Pokémon will be able to use it!"

Tojari: "You may be on to something. But what Pokémon should we give it to?"

Satoshi: "Come on, guys, you turned down my idea for 'Sutoraiku Strikes Back.' Let's give the attack to Scyther."

Yukai: "Are you on crack? Scyther's fast enough that he has a hope of doing damage! We can't have that. No, we'll give it to...Beedrill! Beedrill is a complete piece of shite! He'll never be able to get a shot off against a Psychic!"

Tojari: "Ha ha ha ha! I love it!"

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-Mysterious Priest Velox

Yukai: "I know! We can claim that another type is strong against Psychic, when it really has no effect!"

Satoshi: "Which type should it be?"

Tojari: "How about Ghost? It's logical for that to be super-effective against Psychic, so it will fool more people."

Satoshi: "Sounds good. Let's get to it."

Satoshi: "Ahh...Yes, we have the types, now we need some more attacks..."

Yukai: "For this I have brought in a new developer.... Yushoshi! He has helped such games as Poyo Poyo Pinball, and Super Capture the Flag. He will be a boon to our staff. Yushoshi, will you please come in."

::Yushoshi walks in::

Yushoshi: "Ahh yes, I have been looking at some attacks we can make. I have been working on this one... I like to call it Double Team. It increases the evade of a pokemon. But that might be too powerful, so we will give some pokemon an attack called Haze, which can put the status effects back to regular."

Satoshi: "I like it. We will give Double Team to nearly every pokemon, and give "Haze", as you like to call it, to a few pokemon. Wheezing and Golbat come to mind..."

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Gundam Wing/Thundercats: WHAT'S THAT?!? Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight. I'm going to fight it. Thunder...thunder...Thundercats...(buster rifle to the head).

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Originally posted by SDShamshel:
You do know that Satoshi is the name of the CREATOR of Pokemon, right? When you refer to their "boss," I suspect you mean either him or Miyamoto...so which one is it?

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Well, Jman said that all the names were made up by him, they are not real Game Freak workers, unless they are, then it was a mistake. Basically, Jman said "All events are fictional and any relation to people, living or dead, is purely coincidental". ^^;;

Satoshi: "Hey,I just came up with another
idea! Let's create another move that does
the same thing as your Double Team,but
has a different name! We'll call it...
MINIMIZE!"

Yushoshi: "Cool! We'll give it to only a
few select Pokemon to make it look like it's different when it's not! Who should get it?"

Yukai: "How about Staryu? After all,it looks like a cool alien Pokemon."

Tajori: "Yeah,and Clefairy and Chansey are aliens too,so let's give it to them too!"

LOL XD

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* GLOOMBOY: The Vileplume Trainer *

Yushoshi: Ah, but I already got one! I call it 'Rest'. It heals all your health and erases all status effects, but it puts you to sleep. Otherwise, people would see through us and realize that it's completely unfair.

Satoshi: No, sleep is too good. There must be something worse.

Yushoshi: Ah, but I saw that coming...and made sleep almost useless in this new battle arena thing we made!

Satoshi: How sneaky!

<they all laugh together>

Yukai: But, mightn't people see this? We must not let anyone realize that Pokemon is totally unbalanced.

Satoshi: Hah! Remember the 'Minimize' thing? We'll make a couple other moves like 'Rest' that are nearly as powerful, and give them to a couple Pokemon!

Yushoshi: Ah, Mewtwo and Alakazam aren't powerful enough yet. How about we make some Psychic move like that and give it to them?

Yukai: We'll call it 'Recover'!

<They laugh>

Yukai: And Chansey, too! We already gave him huge amounts of Hit Points...I mean Health Points...I mean Hit Points, to work perfectly, so let's give him one! We'll call it 'Softboiled', and give it an EXTRA ability!

Satoshi: 'Softboiled'? Like eggs? How stupidly pointless!

<They laugh>

Yushoshi: I just thought of something

Yukai: What?

Yushoshi: You remember that dirty old rat we called a pikachi

Satoshi: You mean a pikchu

Yukai: its pronounced pika-shoe

Yushoshi: WHATEVER. In the game it too powerful, with that thundershock.

Satoshi: Your right, so what type should be immune to it, or at least resistant.

Yukai: yah, and what moves should kill that cat.

Satoshi: Don't you mean dog?

Yushoshi: Your both wrong, its a dinosaur!

*looks at the book*

Yukai: Well i'll be damn, its a rat!

Yushoshi: OK, OK, back to the game. How about we make ground immune and grass types resistant

Satoshi: Why them two?

Yushoshi: Well, electricity gets grounded when it hits the earth, and since ground types touch the earth they...

Yukai: Ok Einstein, we don't need your stupid theories

Satoshi: It wasn't Einstein, it was Thomas Jefferson

Yushoshi: It was the dinosaurs, they discovered electricity

*after 6 hours of research (remember, there still drunk!)*

Yukai: Well I'll be damned, it was Benjamin Franklin

Yushoshi: Thats 4 times we were wrong

Satoshi: I believe it was 9

Yukai: I agree with Satoshi, it was 9

Yushoshi: Who cares, we need a brake after...61 hours

Satoshi: 61? Lets see we started at 9:00am and it 8:00pm, we should have left 2 hours ago.

Yushoshi: well, ok see ya tomorrow!

continue on as, the next day.......

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"I've been an apple for a day and I need a doctor right away!" Ash, after snorlax took a bite out of him.
"Hello...Mr. Middleton? Yes, your son is a total nutjob and probably should see a shrink, if not be confined to a loony bin... Hello? Hello?"- Mr.K talking about mlmiddleton
cesar@infinity.net

quote:

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Originally posted by Mecha-A:

Yushoshi: Ah, Mewtwo and Alakazam aren't powerful enough yet. How about we make some Psychic move like that and give it to them?

Yukai: We'll call it 'Recover'!

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Recover is a normal move...

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Originally posted by salvester2:
Recover is a normal move...

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Yushoshi: Hmmm, perhaps we shouldn't make it psychic, that'd show how powerful Psychic moves are, and let people see the imbalance.

Satoshi: Yeah, I see your point.... let's make it a Normal type move, even though only Psychics can learn it! That'll fool 'em.

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Chloreon: A grass-type Eeveelution evolved with a Leaf Stone.
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The trouble with political jokes is that they get elected.

quote:

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Originally posted by Chloreon:

Satoshi: Yeah, I see your point.... let's make it a Normal type move, even though only Psychics can learn it! That'll fool 'em.

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Ok..I'll play your little game...

Some funky guy-Hey peoples lets let Proygon leaarn it to that'll make sure they don't see the inblance of this grat game!!

(the peoples shot him)

Guy 1-Hey maybe he had a good idea

Guy 2 1/3-YA...

(happy I played your game with out saying "Porygon can learn it to")

Satoshi; What do you say?

Yukai: Let's make a pokémon so rare, it can never be captured!

Tojari: Why make that? I don't understand.

Yukai: Well, it will get players all hyped up and start many rumors on how to catch it. Plus, it'll make kids go to our events more just to obtain it and shell out more money on merchandise!

Tojari: Oh, I see. You plan to make it frustratingly impossible for a player to obtain a special pokemon. What if they use a cheating device?

Yukai: Haha! Their game might become corrupt!

Satoshi: Hmm, Why don't we make a very rare and fierce dragon move that works against anything?

Tojari: Let's Label it Dragon rage! Very useful for Pokemon at Level 20.

:Yoshiosua brings some cups of green tea:

Yoshiosua: I've been thinking about a very smart addition to the game.

Satoshi: What is it?

Yoshiosua: Let's make a game corner with slot machines! First, we make it near impossible to gain coins without spending a great amount of money. Then, we make prizes that are very expensive and take forever to obtain. Why don't we put that dragon move in there?

Tojari: Good idea! I'm starting to like the way you think, Yoshiosua.
Well, it's already 7 P.M. and I can't miss watching my favorite program, Iron Chef at 8:30 PM. Tomorrow we discuss more on your"Game corner" idea. Sayonara!

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GOD Arthur! Arthur, King of the Britons! Oh, don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling. KING ARTHUR: Sorry. GOD: And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy". What are you doing now!? ARTHUR: I'm averting my eyes, oh Lord. GOD: Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms-they're so depressing. Now knock it off!

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Gundam Wing/Thundercats: WHAT'S THAT?!? Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight. I'm going to fight it. Thunder...thunder...Thundercats...(buster rifle to the head).