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Mr. K
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posted 09-27-2000 07:19 PM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I have been putting some thought into this, and I think I have determined that Machoke is my least favorite Pokemon.

It's really a tough call, tho.

And, by the way, I mean overall, as a Pokemon...who do you like least?

I mean, I hate fighting Zapdos perhaps more than anything, and Mewtwo is totally cheap from a gaming point of view...and if I went by the Pokemon I'd least like to have over to my place, it'd probably have to be a Fire Pokemon, just cos I don't want my stuff to go up in flames.

I don't like any of the Nidos, or Khan, or The Clefaggot Bros., or Mr. Mime, or Gyarados, but it's tough to call any of those my least favorite.

The question is a lot harder than it initially seems...or at least it is to me.

I used to hate Golbat, but then I saw that cool guy in Stadium and I like him now.

What about you guys?

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I'd have to say it's that evolved form of Togepi. It looks like a cross between Woodstock, Big Bird, and ass.

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I have long list.

Mewtwo
Mew

Blastoise
Charizard
Venusaur
Pikachu
ALL of the Nido's (esp. Nidoqueen)
Clefaggot
Vulpix
Zubat (Mt. Moon was a bugger)
Machamp
Cloyster
Hypno
Exeggutor
Lickitung
Rhydon
Scyther
Magmar
Articuno
Zapdos
Moltres
Dragonite
(He looks so... oafish)

The ones in Bold i hate more than the others

The Most hate out of them would be Charizard, hes gets on my nerves how everyone thinks he's 'cool'. Thats excluding the Mews (as they should be excluded from everything)

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That'd have to go to Drowzee.

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The worst Pokemon ever would have to be...
Nyorotono

It is embarrassment to all that is Poli and sacred. May it die a slow fiery death.
I mean, there are no Pokes that I absolutely despise in R/B/Y. All of them have something. But this thing.... come on!
Maybe in RBY it would have had use being non-Psyhurt and with Amnesia, but now it's just ugly and useless.
And ugly.
It sucks.
Did I mention it's grotesque appearance?

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Mewtwo
Moltres
Articuno
Zapdos (hice to have, but VERY annoying)
Blastoise
Venasaur
Charizard

The legendaries are just pain in the ass. Blastoise, Venasaur and Charizard are favorites among newbies. I rather have an Ivysaur (which I do). I don't understand the big deal with Clefable, its ordinary and has its weakness too, so whats the problem.

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For me, it's Zubat, Golbat, Venomoth, Vulpix, Pidgey, and Pidgeotto in the game, and Pikachu because I'm just plain tired of seeing the little yellow rat everywhere. No offense to anyone who has a pet rat.

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Wow, color me shocked that Mr. K's least favorite Pokemon is neither Zapdos nor Gengar.... but no love for Mr. Mime? C'mon, now I know you're just trying to bait me. >;-)

Most of my choices include those Pokemon that show up all too often in the wild.
Zubat - Suckers multiply faster than rabbits in Australia
Vulpix - You set up a water Pokemon to take it down, it uses Roar on you. Ugh.
Tentacool - NOT NECESSARILY Tentacruel. But I hate his unevolved form.
Pidgey - Or as I like to call him, "Cannon Fodder for my Electric Pokemon"
Seel - Brings back bad memories of MegaNewbie days of Stadium (I'm up to SomewhatNewbie right now)
Dragonite - Looks too much like a doofus to be so powerful

And of course, to find my least favorite Pokemon, you need look no further than my quote...

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My choice is a toss up between Mewtwo and Muk the Fuk. Most peeps here know where I stand on Mewtwo, but Muk is just SOOO gay. It slops all over shit, and IMO just gives the poison type a bad name (my very favorite Pokemon is actually a poison type, and no, it's not Koffing. ) in general.

The second time I went to Burger King when they had those Pokemon toys, I opened my PokéBall just praying for a Jolteon or an Ekans (damn Burger King actually didn't make either one of them) and a Muk pops out. Needless to say, I was Sofa King Pissed.

Sorry if I offended any Muk-lovers, but I hate the damn thing. Grimer is pretty gay, too.

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I have to say that Machoke is on the list, after that awful performance in the "cfalcon vs. Mr. K" fight I'm going to post one day when I remember AND have time AND am home AND can find it (I know where it is now). Machoking on a cock in his mouth, that's for sure. "Look at me, I'm a pretty boy" he seems to say, strutting about in his underwear.

Ugh.

However...

It's a hard call for least favorite. There are quite a few shitty monsters, but let's see..

Shellder is a punk.

Hitmonchan looks like a girl.

Chansey is way too happy.

Every portrayal of Dragonite except the R/B picture, where he looked fierce (he's easily my favorite in R/B/Y).

Grimer is lame, now that SC brings up the point.

...and several others....

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In general, I'd say my least favourite would be... Pidgey. Ugly, annoying, and useless. ^_^;; Close seconds are Zubat, Golbat and Goldeen. Although I think Kurobat looks neat, I can't stand his R/B/Y cousins.

From a gaming perspective, Mewtwo and Chansey as they are way too hard to get rid of. ^_^;;

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Pikachu is the most annoying, followed by Starmie and about half the G/S pokemon (well maybe not THAT many...)

* Atma bludgeons the Charizard-haters half to death

There we go...

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I personally hate Venomoth, don't know why!!!

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I have to say that Machoke is bad. But, I don't hate the G/S pokemon, but has anyone notice, there so ugly? Jackdaw e'll agree with me on this, and I think the G/S pokemon are a nice addition, but they will NEVER EVER replace the first 151.

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this is the funniest post ever!!! "muk the fuck" "struts around like a petty boy in his underwear" or whatever, "chansey is way too happy" aww this is great. mine in g/s (which i no nothing about) is that stupid looking fucking teddy bear!! i hate it! and i don't like drowzee, hitmonchan looks like a queer, but i HATE spearow, HATE it.

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Ditto...anything but ditto
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This one is easy...

In Gold/Silver there is a Pokémon called "Nokocchi". It looks like smashed bannana with blue stripes. Furthermore, it doesn't have arms, legs, or visible eyes! If you want to find it with a Pokédex, the number is #206. He looks utterly moronic.

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Eipamu that creepy little Teletubbie monkey... And why the hell does have that look on his face? It looks like he downed a bottle of pep pills or Lithium... *shudder* and those eyes, reminds me of Puppet Master....

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WarTortle32: Wow, color me shocked that Mr. K's least favorite Pokemon is neither Zapdos nor Gengar....

I see you read my war stories!

But I'm not talking about guys who you hate to see in battle, I'm talking about just the ickiest Pokemon...the ones that give you the heebie-jeebies.

StarCaliber: Sorry if I offended any Muk-lovers, but I hate the damn thing.

Muk is cool! I love the way he gives you the finger in Snap. My team would probably be half-Poison if it weren't for all those friggin' Psychics...

cfalcon: ...the "cfalcon vs. Mr. K" fight I'm going to post one day when I remember AND have time AND am home AND can find it (I know where it is now).

Slacker!

Did you manage to lose the notes for the first battle yet? I hope so...

Hitmonchan looks like a girl.

Wintermute still believes that Chan is a girl and he refuses to believe otherwise.

Chansey is way too happy.

I like Chanseys...at least they're good workers. That damn Psyduck of mine always breaks the dishes when I let him try and help with the chores. Wiggly won't even let him rinse any more...

Every portrayal of Dragonite except the R/B picture, where he looked fierce (he's easily my favorite in R/B/Y).

Did you see that Dragonite kicking ass in last week's show? He took out 3 of Ash's Pokemon and almost got 4.

I haven't seen many of the G/S guys, but I like the little ladybug guy. I wonder if I'll hate his evolution, because I'd like to have one of them around the house.

MuThaFaKo: Ditto...anything but ditto

That Ditto in last week's show was cool. I like the way it said Pikachu's name in the Ditto voice.

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For me it's a tie between Chansey and any thing that learns SING. The reasons for this would be my Starmie got in a Fully Minimized battle with Fish151's Chansey wich resulted in a cord pull by SC. My hatered of Singers can be traced back to Biffster's Brother. Almost EVERY PkMn on his team learns Sing. How Gay is that!

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quote:
Did you see that Dragonite kicking ass in last week's show? He took out 3 of Ash's Pokemon and almost got 4.
That show kinda sucked. You could predict so easily that pikachu was going to make it a victory! They could have made it more interesting like making Ash's Tauros (did you notice it only used Take Down?) win. I hate that yellow rat, I hope team Rocket gets him and sells him to the fur industry! Although I am am against it. I'll use all that fur for toilet paper.

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It's very easy. Togepi... I've spent hours envisioning an episode dedicated to the destruction of that... thing. >.<

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Ash's Tauros also used Fissure, and flipped other Pokemon with its horns (not sure if we can get a Gameboy attack out of that, though).

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Chansey.

Without a doubt.

There's just something about it... it just pisses me off.

>:|

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Arbok.

I've tried using the damn thing, but I got the luck of Team Rocket with that thing, it seems. He's good for killin' other poison-types, but that's about it.

Worst part it, I can't think of anything better for my Sucky Cup team, so he's gonna be hangin' around for a while, it seems... ^^;

Also, I'm not a big fan of Crobat, at least appearance-wise, in G/S. I like my big-mouthed, tongue-hangin'-out Golbat. Crobat looks freakin' bland compared to the KA Golbat. *sigh* C'est la vie...

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Why is everyone against dragonite? And will that show that Mr. K is talking about be aired in the UK? I've never seen an episode with a dragonite in it. What happened?

BTW my least favourite is venomoth.

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The pokemon i hate the most is Ditto it looks like pink bubble gum and it's weak as hell most of the time and my favorite pokemon is koffing

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quote:
Originally posted by Mr. K:
I like the little ladybug guy. I wonder if I'll hate his evolution...

You mean the Ladybug from the second Pokémon movie? Well, the little guy is #165 and suppose to be named, "Lady-Ba". Its evolution (#166) is called "Ladian". However, I'm not sure if these are the English names. The evolution looses the "big, round, innocent eyes" for more realistic bug eyes and appears to be flying. Here's the basic run down on him:

Bug/Flying

Naturally Learns:

Tackle
Supersonic
Comet Punch
Light Screen
Normal Mist (Prevents skills from lowering stats)
Baton Touch (switch altered stats to another Pokémon)
Swift
Agility
High Risk Tackle (120 base damage, does some damage back to the user)

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quote:
Originally posted by LordLocke:
Arbok.
Arbok kicks hella ass. Granted, he can never be as cool as the unmistakeable hiss of "Ekanssssss" but he's a damn cool ass-biter nonetheless.

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We were talking about Arbok, and I know this is off topic but I can't wait till Jessie get Soonansu!!!!

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Here are some of my least favorites:

I Hate Giovanni's Persian. That pussy cat has made my life a living hell when I was new to Stadium.

I Hate Horn Drilling computer-controlled Rapidashes. They never miss.

Oh yeah,

Fuck Moltres

That piehole firespun my last pokemon; Gyarados, HansooRyuu, for nearly an hour. I was about to throw my N64 in absolute boredom.

To top it off, I had no continues left and it was the semi-finals.

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Caterpie is a Weedle ripoff. I hate it.

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quote:
Originally posted by Kobayashi:
I have long list.

Magmar


that's it I just made an enemy people, I hate um... Do-dou

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marowak
fearow
raticate
kabutops
voltorb
zapdos
grimer

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I hate Poliwhirl. It's advertised like hell, and it's not even popular! The only reason why it's everywhere is because it's Satoshi Tajiri's fave.

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posted 09-30-2000 05:35 PM      Profile for 10,000Lb.Snorlax   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 

Onix- "Let's make a 28 foot monster made out of Solid Rock have the worst attack in the game (practically). And let's make it part ground also. Even though it's made out of only rocks."

Raticate- "Let's allow people to catch and start to raise a Raticate during the early part of the game until they get to the third gym and realize they've wasted all their time training a piece-of-shit pokémon."

Starmie- "Let's make a star fish that flies."

all Poison pokemon- "Hmm... we don't have enough Mewtwo Fodder... We should make a new 'Psychic meat' type. Let's call it "Poison"!!!

Slowbro-"No we need another water/Psychic type. Golduck and Starmie arn't cutting it."

Ground/Rock types- "Let's make sure that a Water Gun from a Starmie can kill it before it can attack."


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Rysto
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Hey, 10k, you reminded me of an old post I saw a long time ago:

Game Freak design team:

Machamp
"I know, let's make a Pokemon that can bench press that's weak to the spoon benders!"

Primeape
"Hey guys, we needed to make some more crappy Pokemon."

There were others, but I can't remember them. Maybe I'll just dig up that old post.

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Dante
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posted 09-30-2000 07:07 PM      Profile for Dante   Author's Homepage   Email Dante   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
What does the 'Hansoo' part of the nick HansooRyuu mean?

Oh Jynx and Mr. Mime are damn scary. I hate them!
Kill!!!!!!

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Chloreon
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posted 09-30-2000 07:49 PM      Profile for Chloreon   Email Chloreon   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
*waits for Noddy to attack Dante for hating Jynx*

Machoke, Mr. Mime, that hideous G/S monkey thing scares me half to death, Soonansu - well, I suppose it's not too bad, it just looks constipated. I don't like Rhydon - not in a battling sense, but in Stadium it just looks like a robot.

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Noddy
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Dante you're probably scared of women... you just can't appriciate Jynx in all her busty glory... Maybe when you're older....

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starCaliber
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LOL @ 10K

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Hoppip
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Persian. It's too fast, thus kills anything I send out in one Slash, or Bubblebeam if it's a Golem.

Hm...

Then again, if you can't beat 'em...

(Runs upstairs to train a Persian)

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Jynx's Pimp...AKA Mr. Mime.

A mime that talks, sounds like an insane clown inhaling a combination of cocaine and helium, and dresses like a Keebler Elf. That thing is scary...*shudders at the thought of looking at it again*


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Annon:
High Risk Tackle (120 base damage, does some damage back to the user)

Otherwise known as "Double-Edge"...

Rysto:
Machamp "I know, let's make a Pokemon that can bench press that's weak to the spoon benders!"

More specifically, it was "a Pokemon that can bench-press tractor trailers".

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1970Beetle
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Porygon. Man, how much did that damn thing cost me? 9999 coins at Celadon. If I didn't need it for 150, I'd never have gotten it. I HATE PORYGON. Oh yeah, and it always kicks my ass in Stadium too.

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Let's see...

1. I hate Beedrill for his downright awful stats. He doesn't deserve the godly Twineedle. They shoulda just renamed it Twin Scythe and given it to, oh, I don't know, Scyther.

2. I hate Onix because he's so damn disappointing. Twenty feet long, made out of rock, strong as a Butterfree?!

3. I hate Rhydon because people still defend him even though he dies if you so much as spit on him once he loses his Substitute. And that's a shame, because he looks cool.

4. I hate Moltres because it's too damn hard to raise (mainly because its attacks are crap).

5. I hate Aipom the Crackmonkey for reasons that should be obvious.

6. I hate Duglari. Just when I thought Normal-types couldn't get any more pathetic than Farfetch'd, they give us THIS.

7. And I hate all the ones from G/S that have cool type combinations but still manage to suck ass, either because of stats or attacks. Yeah, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but Sneasel and Lanturn are crap.

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Karnivax: Did you get to come up with the nicknames for the Pokémon that you trade for in-game? (Lola the Jynx, Crinkles the Tangela et al)
Nob Donut: No
Nob Donut: none of that stuff is my fault
Karnivax: Whew.
Nob Donut: yeah, i think so too. I'd be using names like Biff, Pongo, Goober, that sort of thing


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Anything with amnesia...

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Lanturn is crap? Not likely...

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It's stats are horrible... I'd rather use a Lapras with Rain Dance and Thunder... At least you'll have a chance... Besides Lanturn looks like an ugly dolphin... ^_^

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mr k mouth
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posted 10-02-2000 05:42 PM      Profile for mr k mouth   Author's Homepage   Email mr k mouth   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
lol noddy "the busting glory" about jynx, that just cracks me up, "busting" ha ha ha!

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