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Topic: 8 Reasons to put Magikarp on your team!
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Atma
Farting Nudist
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posted 07-19-2000 12:53 PM
(1) When confused, Magikarp takes less damage from himself than any other pokemon except Onix! (2) Magikarp has the 7th-highest speed and 14th-highest Defense of all pokemon available in Petit cup! (3) Of the few Petit pokemon with higher defense than Magikarp, all are slower than him. (4) The three 120-power attacks with the highest average damazge -- Blizzard, Fire Blast, and Hydro Pump -- all do only half damage to Magikarp! (5) Magikarp gets the STAB bonus with Splash! (6) Between his Speed and Tackle, Magikarp is a great finisher for those enemy pokemon with only 1 HP left! (7) Magikarp is faster than several fully-evolved water pokemon: Blastoise, Kingler, Dewgong, Poliwrath, Cloyster, Seaking, Vaporeon, Lapras, and Omastar! (8) With Magikarp, you won't have to worry about deciding on a moveset -- just about everyone agrees on the best one!So go ahead, use Magikarp and laugh at the fools who tell you that's a bad idea! *falls over laughing* ------------------
From: Cinnabar Isle, Long Island, NY | Registered: Jul 2000
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Mr.E
Farting Nudist
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posted 07-20-2000 12:43 PM
quote: Originally posted by Jackdaw: I'll take all of the 'Karp ya got.*hands over cash, gets fish, and runs home* don't worry, my pretties. You're all safe now. *lights grill* Hee hee hee...
Magikarp rules! It can not be killed. Magikarps, get off of the grill and use SPLASH ATTACK! *flattens Jackdaw* ------------------
From: Munchkin Land, Oz | Registered: Jul 2000
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Vaporeon of the mist
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posted 07-20-2000 02:50 PM
Funny! The next VB should be about the Magic of Magikarp. Hey! I made a funny! Hawdy ha!------------------ Articuno, hear my cry "Damn the Higher Dragon!" Me "I once tried to teach a parrot japenese, unfortunaly the parrot was stupid." The Amanda Show "This Kitten's purdy" Jackdaw "What do you call Poopy air in Scotland?" "Crud Vapors" "Ah" Freakazoid "I've been told I'm like an Angel with no sense of Mery" "Oh...so can I play Stadium?" "NO!" Me and my Brother "No son, you and your friends cannot play base ball in my Mirror store." Some cartoon.
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Dark Jaguar
Farting Nudist
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posted 07-21-2000 10:07 PM
Heh, not only does he make you lots of money, but he is great in battle AND is great eatin'! (False on all above counts.) You can't make it fight worth anything, show me a Pokémon that isn't a magikarp that LOST to one, and I'll show you a severe level disadvantage. Can't be eaten, unless you enjoy bones and scales. Can't be sold, except to the most gullible fools around. CAN be evolved, into a better Pokémon (not among the top ranks, but maybe that is different in G/S). The evolved form is the only saving grace.Um, why are you staring at me like that? What's that behind your back? Get back, get back! ------------------ Welcome to DJ Inc., where everything is JUST fine.
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gyanite
Orangutan Spouse
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posted 07-22-2000 12:44 AM
quote: Originally posted by Fanha: *grabs paper and tank with Magikarp*I'll even sell you the whle breeding set...imagine it...this Magikarp...it will lay 100 eggs...that's 100 Magikarp! Then get this...each of those 100 lays another 100 eggs; that's 10,000 Magikarp! And then each of those 10,000 lays another 100 eggs...that's one MILLION Magikarp! And each Magikarp sells for $5; that's 5 million dollars! Tell you what, for $10, I'll not only throw in Magikarp, but I'll give you a gold Poke Ball for this gold mine, and a breeding set! What do you say?
AH! forget Magikrap! i will take 1, have all of them evolve to gyarados's and charge 10 bucks per gyarados, thats 10 million dollers! i get rich and Peaople get a better product! i'm the smartest buiness man in the world! :P ------------------ ICQ:4461659 Do you smell what pikachu is cooking? yes, a Magikarp.
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