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AznExplosN
Farting Nudist
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posted 05-03-2000 04:03 AM      Profile for AznExplosN     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
LOLz! My fellow trainers, it's that time again! The Nintendo Reps will once again be going on a tour of the US, and once again it's our duty to beat them down! Yesterday, I received this statement from a Nintendo Rep, none other than the evil evil Jeff. He said:

quote:
Originally not posted by the evil evil Jeff Nintendo Rep:

hey,

i'll be there in dallas with the tcg tour. the tour is
centered around the wizards of the coast card game and
nintendo has a very minor presence on the tour. you
can find me presiding over the first round of the card
tournaments and i'm sure i can find some time to give
you the beat down you deserve.
also, if you are
looking for a match with brendan alexander (the better
of the two gym leaders from the west coast) he'll be
there hanging around the pikachu car.

haVe fuN,

jeff


Haha! The nerve! He wasn't just talking to me, he was talking to all of us! I think we should all unite together and take these reps down, AGAIN! Yea!

(Is secretly in love with Jeff)

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From: Dallas, Texas, United States | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk
Happy Good Times Fortune Happiness Happity Hocks Cat-Gonk Happifier
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posted 05-03-2000 04:30 AM      Profile for Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
(wonders if this post will get censored...)

Simon, first, pick him up, and rape his ass.

Then, rape him through the ear.

Then, turn him around, and rape him through the other ear.

And after you're done with that, do your victory dance.

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Cat-Gonk.
- Do you believe in Goddish?

The Kitty Litter Box.
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Lock up your wife.
Lock your back door, and run for your life."
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From: Perth, Western Australia. | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged
MewtwoSama
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posted 05-04-2000 02:02 AM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
HAHAAHAHAHAHA

Looks like some Reps are gonna be torn some new a-holes by yours truly.

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MewtwoSama
A viscous,Psychic Pokemon that was created by a scientist after years of horrific gene splicing and DNA engineering experiments. It's DNA is almost the same as MEW's. However, it's size and disposition are vastly different. It's cold, glowing eyes strike fear into it's enemies.

AIM: MewtwoSama
Beat me if you can, survive if i let you


From: Abyss of Evil | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk
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posted 05-04-2000 05:09 AM      Profile for Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by MewtwoSama:
HAHAAHAHAHAHA

Looks like some Reps are gonna be torn some new a-holes by yours truly.


Hah.

And not even Goddish will be able to help them if any of them have glass eyes...

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Cat-Gonk.
- Do you believe in Goddish?

The Kitty Litter Box.
http://catgonk.cjb.net/
- GOT KITTY?

"So lock up your daughters.
Lock up your wife.
Lock your back door, and run for your life."
- "T.N.T.": AC/DC.


From: Perth, Western Australia. | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged
Biffster
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posted 05-04-2000 06:20 PM      Profile for Biffster     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Im intrested... If you have beaten a rep post about it here

I have

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it made itself more evasive....

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From: Viridian City (On the road at least) | Registered: Apr 2000  |  IP: Logged
Snorlax143
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posted 05-04-2000 07:15 PM      Profile for Snorlax143   Author's Homepage   Email Snorlax143   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I've beaten all of the reps that would fight me but Kurt and Jeff. My pokemon were much better in my second fight with Jeff, but it took 45 minutes and we didn't have our first pokemon killed. The tournament was over and he said he had to help clean up.

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From: Oregon, Ohio, USA | Registered: Apr 2000  |  IP: Logged
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posted 05-04-2000 08:00 PM      Profile for Enter Your Name Here   Email Enter Your Name Here   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Oh, of course I'll be there.

As many of you as you can, try to come out to the Torrence stop. We can beat him en-masse. =P

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All of the above was stated IMHO.


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