Dumb little shiznit.

His team:

Typhlosion level 52 Moveset: Dynamicpunch,

Iron Tail, Fire Blast, Thunderpunch.

Dratini level 15 (XD!)

Moveset: Twister, Leer, Thunder Wave.

Bellsprout level 19 (XD!)

Moveset: Sludge Bomb, some other shiz that I
didn't see.

A couple other Pokemon, nothing spectacular.

My team:

Amelia the Ampharos, level 54.

Draco the Dragonair, level 34 (I couldn't
finish training him x.x)

Casper the Gengar, level 54.

He used Typhlosion, I used Draco.
He boasts how he's never been beaten.
He Fire Blasts, I t-wave. He laughs, then freezes as my Dragonair takes half his HP off with a trebly-cursed Return. He got lucky with Dynamicpunch next turn, so I switch in Amelia. I OHKO his butt with a Max-special, STABed T-bolt. She sweeps the rest of his team with a combo of T-bolt and Fire Punch.

The next kid I battled actually had more brains than a chimpanzee!

His team:

Snorlax level 50.

Lapras level 63.

Dragonite level 63.

Pidgeot level 48.

A Larvitar egg.

My team:

Amelia the Ampharos, same as before.

Casper the Gengar, ditto.

Zahira the Crobat (my namesake, with an i
instead of two e's) at level 46.

Rex the T-tar, level 70 bay-bee!

Selena the Umbreon, level 50.

He leads with Snorlax, I lead with Amelia.
I t-wave, he earthquakes-yowch!
I t-bolt, he e-quakes and recovers with leftovers.
I t-bolt, he KOs me with body slam.
I use Casper and KO him with Ice Punch.
He switches to Lapras. I c-ray. He hurts himself in his confusion. I switch to Selena and paralyze him with Body Slam (I forgot to give her Return x.x). I chip away with Body Slam and shadow ball. He finally KOs himself. He switches to Dragonite. I keep body slamming. He KO's me with outrage. I switch to Casper and rip him a new one with Ice Punch.

By this time he's royally pissed. He uses his Pidgeot, I kick his ass with Ice Punch for the win. He challenges me again, having switched his egg for el cheapo. He sweeps my entire friggin' team by pure luck. I kill the other little kid's team just to calm down.