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Topic: TGDvsJustinTheLame; The "I'm your daddy" match
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The Great Dreamer
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posted 08-29-2001 11:49 PM
As you all may know, me and Justin made a match called "I'm Your Daddy" match, where the looser gets to say "(winner's name) is mah daddy" everytime the winner asks until the looser beats the winner = times the times they lost in rematches. The IYD match is a "no rules, just right" type of match where no bans or clauses are accepted.
Both players play a Chromatics battle first and then a Mineral series battle 2nd and they keep on doing this until one of them wins both battles in a row.
We had our Chromatics match first(and the only one, explanation why later on).
Since the lame swine that is Justin the Lame ran away before the end of the battle, I wasn't able to get a log...
JTL launches with a jynx
TGD launches with Dreamcat (Hypnosis, Amnesia, Slash, Dream Eater)
I Hypno, fails
He Kisses, asleep
Still asleep
He DT
At this point I start to freak out, so, I brough out my Hazer, but he figures he might as well get right of the Dreamcat so he Psychics...My Hazer gengar never saw it coming, last thing it saw was a CH Psychic as it switch in...Now I'm REALLY freaking out, Evasion and Accuracy attacks are bad for most sleep attacks because they capitalize on the sleep moves already low accuracy and my only Hazer was gone, I figure, it was game over....
So, I switch to my rapidash, I Flamethrower and misses and he kisses and my horse falls asleep...It was looking bad for me, real bad...but then, JTL's brain farts and he switches to a mew, he figures he can DT, SD and Swift everyone to death, good plan, except that he forggot that I have a team of sleepers to foil his plans for domination. I then switch to my paltree while he DT, then I did what any skilled and knowledgable player wuld do to a Evader, instil a permanent effect on it, os I did, I launch Leech Seed with a successful hit while he DT again, I got my foot in the door. Then I Sleep Powder, hoping and praying he wouldn't DT again and it hits, surely enough, his mew Danced and then it sniffed the powder taking it in a one way ticket to Lalaland. SO, I start to see hope, not because I had a team of sleepers, oh no, that didn't matter without my trusty Hazer, it was because he was making alot of sloppy moves...I took out my parasect armed with my own personal moveset, The Parasborber(Spore, Substitute, Growth, Mega Drain) for some odd reason, Substitude, Grow couple of times and put it back to sleep...then I realized that his mew most likely has Swift and Growth wouldnt protect me, I realized that my brain farted...
After another successful deliver to Snoozevile, I switch The Parabsorber for Dreamcat, hoping it'll wake up.
He switched as well to his paltree. My Dreamcat wakes up, is Amnesias and then is put to sleep by the palmtree...so I take out my own palmtree and put his to sleep, a starmie comes out, paralyzes it, jynx omes in, I switch to my horsie, he blocks with a starmie so I block with my tree sionce he didn't have any ice moves, we do this merry-go-round until I decide NOT to switch to my mare and Psy-Wave for 1/3 of the starmie's life. He then brough in his tauros only to be kindly escorted to DreamLand with Powder...then I though....I could bring in the Dreamcat....or....I could layeth the smaketh down with The Parabsorber....so I did...
I bring in The Parabsorber, bull sleeps, I sub, bull sleeps, it Grows. Then I use mah l337 predictoXxRz MaD SkIlLz and Spore, bull wakes up, goes back to sleep, it grows x3, I Spore, bull wakes up, goes back to sleep...(GOD! I love Sleeper Hold!) He switched to his 'kazam, I Spore, he Psychics, the sub resists, 'kazam goes nite nite.
I'm done growing up, he switches to his pal, The Parabsorber eats it, switches to his tauros, The Parabsorber eats that too...and that's when he realized to his horror whhat he had allowed to power up...The Parabsorber! After that he conceded the Mineral version battle, hence, I'm the winner. After all the lame excuses and lame attempts to restart the battle, at last, a winner emerged...too bvad he didn't have enough balls (or TRUE SKILL) to fight me in the Mineral versions, oh well...Seems like Old school taugh New school a lesson in respect...so, for all you n00bs out there that think are hot shot and are thinking about taking on a big fish outside your little cute clause baby playpen, remember, if you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch... 
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"Pokemon, no matter what anyone says, is not just about link battles. PBS is not Pokemon." -Mr. K
From: Las Vegas were everyone uses Mimic & Metronome! | Registered: Mar 2000
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alienx
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posted 08-30-2001 12:42 PM
Excuses, excuses...
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Well, lah-dee-freakin'-dah!
Be sure to visit UGC, hosted by The Sonic God!
If you want to e-mail me, my e-mail is farsight37@hotmail.com.
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The Great Dreamer
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posted 08-30-2001 02:23 PM
Then you should've never challenged me in a TRUE SKILLS match with no clauses or bans...
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The Great Dreamer
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posted 08-31-2001 06:35 PM
White Cat,
OH NO! You got me! Oh, you got me! Yeah, insult me, you have justification, move for the kill! Feels good, don't it?
That's right, get down with your mad self...
Hey, I don't post war stories often and it said war stories on it, so I made a mistake... 
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"Pokemon, no matter what anyone says, is not just about link battles. PBS is not Pokemon." -Mr. K
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Dark_Herakurosu
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posted 08-31-2001 08:36 PM
Rapidash? Psywave? What is this that you have done to AH? Is them good in RBY? I haven't played Chromatics since...since I beat Metallics.
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There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections, and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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