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Biffster
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Saturday Morning - 5:00 AM - I get up and grab my shiz. It takes me a while to get ready.

6:45 AM - My dad and I arrive at the airport. I'm really nervous because this will be my first flight ever.

7:45 AM - The plane leaves. I got an aisle seat. There were three seats in my row, an empty one next to me, and a sleeping Chineese lady by the window. I bump to my latest CD and box0r my Porgon2.

9:00 AM - The plane ride was really short. Fish, Jimmy, and Greg were waiting for me. We talked as we walked to Fish's car.

10:00 AM - We got to the park. Fish is a genious when it comes to driving in places that he's never been before. There was a huge line waiting for us. Our Gameboys set off the metal detector. =D

10:30 AM - There wasn't any signs about the Fun Fest and no employees knew about it. Jimmy spotted a Crystal player. I went up him and asked about the fun fest. "Der... uh.. what..?" I looked on his screen and he had a Celebi. The guy must have been confused cuz it took him awhile to remember where it was at. Fish led the way It was a rather small tent with pokeyman cars around it. There wasn't anyone around playing the Gameboy game, so we battled amongst each other. I fought Greg, and Fish fought Jimmy. This 9 year old girl came up to us and was like, "Who do you fight for prizes." Greg said, "This is your man." and points at Fish. (note: that's not exactly the words, but the meaning was the same) We laughed. She came over to look at Greg's screen and exclaimed, "Cubone?!?!11 Why do you have that?" We laughed again =D Within minutes she got bored and wondered away. Another young kid came up to Greg (poor Greg) and had a face like this "O_O", "How did you get all of your guys to level one hundred. You must have no batteries left." Greg glanced at his screen and his batteries were a bit low. The battles took forever cuz they were on GB. Some huge guy with a semi-mullet challenged Greg and his cronie friend challenged Fish. Jimmy got challenged by someone else, and I had to run around watching battles. One guy had a Blissey named "Nuttybomb". I was all like, "You go to Azure Heights?". "No! I was in the group that started Azure. Jimmy used Cursing Lugia and ripped the shit out of him. He got a little angry when Aeroblast got a CH =D. Greg beat semi-mullet guy. Fish won too. I fought Semi-Mullet guy. He actually knew what he was talking about... somewhat.

I used Forretress, Suicune, Miltank, Zapdos, Exeguttor, and Machamp. Yeah, yeah, I know that they are standard, but when you have to raise them all, you want them to be good.

He fronted with Arcanine, Snorlax, Starmie, Scizor, Tyranitar, and ???

I forgot who he started, but I know Forretress got to lay spikes while he brought in Arcanine. I switch to Suicune and he flamethrowers. I had no clue what he was going to do, so I chose roar. He uses Sunny Day and leaves to bring out starmie. He chuckles and says "I've got a secret attack on my Starmie." Uh oh!!! heh... I decided to Roar again. THUNDERBOLT!!!11 I still had more than half health left and Arcanine came back in. I chose Surf and he swiches to Starmie. I switch to Zapdos while he Recovers. Ok, take a breather and read the rest in a bit.

He swtiches to Tyranitar and it eats a T-bolt. I use Hidden Power =D His Ancient Power gives him a boost. Tyranitar goes first and kills me. I brought in Machamp. Silly semi-mullet guy Crunches and I kill with an Earthquake. Out comes Starmie. I switch to Exeguttor and take a psychic. His Starmie has Psychic, Surf, Thunderbolt, and Recover.. hehe. I Leech Seed Scizor on the swtich in. I Stun Spore and pound away with Psychic. He keeps using teh Fury Cutter. I got Leftovers + Leech Seed so it didn't hurt that bad while he went down. Arcanine came out, (Spikes was hurting it bad) I switch to Suicune and eat a Flamethrower. Then he switches to Blissey. I switch to Forretress and get hit by a Thunderwave. He Curses I use SandStorm. I get a couple of FP's while he Curses up. I finally got to Explode, he was about at half health from the Spikes and SandStorm. It takes him down to about 1/8 health. He starts laughing and beginning to brag. SANDSTORM hits enemy BLISSEY. BLISSEY fainted. =D

Eggy gets a CH Psychic on Snorlax and it goes down it about two more. The Snorlax cursed.. I don't know what he was thinking...

Out comes Arcanine about dead from the spikes. His game "glitched" and sent him out to the Pokécenter. Anyone could tell that he pulled the link out and "ran" real quick. Fish exclamied "EXIT bug!". Then this guy accused me of cheating. That made me really mad cuz I was the only one who actually trained all their pokeymans out of the four of us. He says "How many Leftovers can you get in a game?", I retorted with "How many games can you buy?". I didn't think of it then, but I just traded over my RBY Snorlaxen to get them. I only had Leftovers on four of my pokemon anyway. I was pissedx0rz.

I'll type all the rest out if I get a good response from this. Uh.. so.. this is part one.


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Zerot
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Nice little story.

*wishes he had someone to battle *


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TeeJay
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I like the roller coaster picture.

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I didn't know where the camera was.
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TeeJay
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I noticed. Greg looks like a fucking ape. And damn Mexicans are cool.

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MK
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I know how ya feel man.

I get REALLY pissed when people accuse me of cheating. I mean, I know that I'm not cheating, and they usually are just ingorant or something....

It really bites when the battle doesn't even concern them, they are just in the crowd.

-MK


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MOER!
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It would have been cool to meet Fish, Greg, and everyone, but I would have been so fucking out of my league. I don't even think I have a team on my Gameboy cartridge.

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Squalldaman
MrHoboto: Should I A ) Go play Pokesta 2, or b) Laugh at Greg.
Squalldaman: B! B! YOu laugh now! Now!

Emancyber6: Vivi is sexy.
Emancyber6: I want to sex0r him up right about now.

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moogleman
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Erm...what Fish said.
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MewtwoSama
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quote:
Originally posted by TeeJay:
I like the roller coaster picture.

me too

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Hade ni ikuze!


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Yeah I went to the Funfest as well. Some kids accused me of Cheating! Though I did get some more wins on the Battle Chart. One kid fought me with a Scizor with about 700 in each stat! I managed to beat him, but he tried to bullshit me with, "My friend gave this to me today..." What a n00b
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Biffster
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We got tired of Pokémon and hungry. There was no way in hell we were going to pay 15 bucks for lunch. The guy at the front of the park stamped our hand for re-entry. El carro was parked mucho faro from the gate. After our brisk walk, we hopped into teh car. Thanks to my knowledge of Likitung's favortie food, we got sum new tunes for the care. P O K E M-O-N =D. There were only 2 fast food resturants close to the Park. Greg detested Subway. That left good ol' BK. We talked some hardcore strategy while we ate. I was the last to finish, then we went back to the park. We rode rollercosters until our bodies couldn't take it anymore. Every once in awhile we'd stop by teh fun fest to see if anyone was there and answer some trivia.

The park closed at 10:00. I don't know about the other guys, but I was tired as shiz. Our plans were to find a nearby hotel to stay for the night. Every room in the whole area was taken. We were not teh smart. The only other choice were had was to drive an hour back to Greg's house. I about fell asleep in the car.

Greg's place is teh cool. We played a couple of 2v2 Stadium matches. They weren't that good cuz we were all tired. BPDT Umby VS Jimmysect made me want to cry. Jimmy slept on some plastic.

We got up at 8. I took my usual long shower. Greg's mama made us some kickass breakfast. It started to pour rain on the way to Six Flags.

Will the l33t party make it to teh Fun Fest? Find out on next installment of Six Flags: Chicago.


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More... I love stories like this.
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TeeJay
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Robbie was writing that in Spanish. My girlfriend was spying on him.

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Biffster
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Guadalupe debe guardar sus ojos en sus papeles.
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DrFuko
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he he.... caro in spanish means expensive. Anywho, i do hate sharkers that have pokemon with like 700 stats for everything. Do they think that we won´t notice or something? Well, at least if we are in the process of losing, we can always demand to see the stats of the opposing pokemon. However, if we actually do beat the n00b, it is a heck of a lot more gratifying.

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Noone expects.... THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

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I make it a point to box any and all pokemon battle participants before a battle, this ensures that the box trick fixes everything
.....damn 999-Stat Sporing Mewtwos

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I pretty much agree with Fractyl. -- Porygone

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I M A Pokeprofessional
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Biffster = 1337 story teller.

more plz!


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Biffster
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The rain let up as we arrived at Six Flagx0rz. *phew* It was only sprinkling. We used our tyte little "twikets" to get in today. (You only pay five bucks to get a twiket, but you can only use it the next day) There still was a ton of people of people there even tho it was raining. -_- Not very many people were at teh fun fest. Greg and I battled again. Fish and Jimmy battled, too. Teh Jimmy used a Body Slamming Entei. XD It paralyzed Fish's Blissey and was going to kill it, but Fish prohibited him from using it again. At that time, Greg and I were laughing our asses off. Some pudgy kid with glasses challenged me to a battle. I'm thinking pushover. He tells me that he will only need one Pokemon. Out comes Lv5 Celebi. I start with Forretress. Forretress takes advantage of this set up time by laying Spikes and putting up a SandStorm. The Celebi used whatever the first attack that it gets. I Double-Edge for a OHKO. Now, he sends out a Lv89 Dragonite. It gets 2 Critical Hit Outrages before I can kill it. In comes another Dragonite named "Flyier". He made a comment that he gets them confused so that's why he named it. I'm an idiot.. Forretress was low on health.. His Dragonite was faster and flew up into the air. I go boom. He thought he was all good. I brought in Exeggutor and blew away two other low level Pokémon. He finally sends in his "big power". It was a Lv100 Celebi named "Pikachu".

Will Biffstar prevail over this cheeting lamr? Find out on teh next installment of Six Flags: Chicago.


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quote:
Originally posted by I_M_A_Pokeprofessional:
Biffster = 1337 story teller.

more plz!




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"my mom walked in when i farted and it stank"

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LanderZRPG
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Stop here, and I will be forced to castrate you, slowly, over 15 straight hours while you are tied down by 400lb, greasy and naked women!!!!

*Notes that threats don't get much more severe than this*

WRITE!!!!
GAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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*Decides to attack Biffster, as he hasn't written it, yet*

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From what we've learned, it seems like you'd prefer girls dressed in ant costumes or something... -Kazuki (Regarding tl;dr)

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!!!!
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Jman
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quote:
Originally posted by 10,000Lb.Snorlax:
!!!!

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Biffster
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Exeggutor tried his darn'dest to slay that beast, but he had no luck. I tried to Swagger it, but the attemped failed. The Pay Day's hurt pretty bad and left me broke. Machamp died in one Psychic. Suicune couldn't do anything to it. Same with Miltank. My Zapdos doesn't have Drill Peck... Ugh... Now that I think about it, I could have reset his stats by paralzying it with Eggy. Oh well...

We were tired of waiting inline for hours for rollercoasters, so we bought "speedy tickets". They allowed us to cheet and cut in line four times. The tickets only were ten bucks. They were well worth it. We rode the "Vertical Velocity" one time. The line was still hellz long for a "speedy ticket" line. The rest of the speedx0rzy ticket was used on the rollercoaster that's in the l33t picture. It was by far the best rollercoaster in the park. There wasn't much time left, so we had to rush to the airport. Fish slammed teh Achiva into the wall. Don't worry folks, it was ok. They called my row for seating as soon as I arrived. My bed greeted me at 1:00 AM. The next day was back to that mindless routine you guys call school. That's like the biggest dissapointment ever... one day, I'm playing pokeymon with Fish, Jimmy, and Greg... the next day... I'm at school.

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I didn't want to make a separate topic for this, but it's something that I felt like sharing. I was in my History/English combined class today in the computer lab. We were supposed to be working on this assignment that I got done the day before, so I was looking at Azure. (of course ) My loser teacher sneaked up behind me and yells out, "Pokeymon Laboratory!!!11 Last time I checked you had an assignment to do." At that point, I maximized my done assignment using Alt+Tab, and then he said, "Whoa.. how did you do that?" Then he made a comment that he didn't recongnize me without my lab coat. I could care less that he announced that to the lab, but the thing is that is intenions were bad. People like him are why the world 'sux0rz'.


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Man i wish i could have made it to one of these compeitions

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If I had a funny quote, I'd put it here.

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quote:
Originally posted by MK:
I get REALLY pissed when people accuse me of cheating. I mean, I know that I'm not cheating, and they usually are just ingorant or something....

-MK




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Mr. K: omg nintendolover that shiz iz nawt k00l i m gonna bann j00 fuxx0rz!!!11!! - Mr. K to Nintendolover

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(As Nelson) Ha! Ha!
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Biffster
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This topic makes me happy.
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This topic makes me...aroused.

Damn, you're sexy.

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Skarmory
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Actually i wish there was more for Biff to tell =\

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If I had a funny quote, I'd put it here.

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Yeah, don't mind me as I casually bump the remaining topics in this forum of our fun journeys... all the YS2K1 stuff is gone from the park and the Queen Mary business disappeared long ago with the banning of Fanha... I must not let this meet that bitter fate.

I am feeling rather motivated (bored) ... I might just write one bigass hella long war story...

[ 05-30-2002, 06:19 AM: Message edited by: Fish151PKMN ]

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Lets frame this thread. It's kinda like a live journal for me.
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When Biffster played Pokemon life was good.
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yearly bump

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Bullshit.

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