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Topic: What's the worst pokemon or team you've ever seen?
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PikaCharma
I scanned my boobs and then said I was leaving and never coming back. OOPS!
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posted 08-09-2001 08:16 PM
((I was debating which folder to post this is. It's a bit too on-topic for Karp Park, so that left this place or the Pokecenter. If I'm posting in the wrong place, I apologize.))There's always ongoing research looking for the best pokemon and teams, but just for kicks, let's give the stinkbombs their 15 minutes of shame. Maybe someone used it on you, maybe you saw it on your little brother's game, or maybe you trained it yourself in your early newbie days. But wherever it came from, it sucked and it sucked hard. Stinky moves, stinky strategy, stinky everything, and good for amusement purposes only. What is the WORST pokemon or pokemon team you've ever seen in all your battling experience? Peace,
Pikacharma
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"There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something made up to scare us kids, like the boogieman or Michael Jackson." -- Bart Simpson
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Badcrow
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posted 08-09-2001 08:50 PM
My first Kadabra... ditched psychic for psywave... So his moveset was Psybeam, Confusion, Recover, Psywave.
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alienx
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posted 08-10-2001 08:40 PM
Ash crazy, perhaps?
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Well, lah-dee-freakin'-dah!
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If you want to e-mail me, my e-mail is farsight37@hotmail.com.
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PikaCharma
I scanned my boobs and then said I was leaving and never coming back. OOPS!
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posted 08-11-2001 01:58 AM
Responding to my own post here.  Worst strategy I ever saw was some idiot who kept trying to Psychic my Mew to death. The runner up is some chick who brought a Lvl 62 Pikachu into the regional tourney. Mewtwo with Solar Beam was also good for a laugh. And don't even get me started on the jackass who tried to fight me with "the secret hidden Pokemon"...a certain glitchy native of the Cinnabar Island coast, that is. He'd actually wasted TMs on the damn thing too! My biggest personal Pokemon sin was the Jolteon on my newbie team. Poor Shimmer. He had Thunder, Thunderbolt, Doublekick, and Pin Missile. I need to be beaten for that one. Especially since he's a great Jolteon -- perfect HP, and Speed and Special within 4 points of perfect. Luckily, I still have him, and he makes a nice opener since I've fed him some nice yummy TMs.
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"There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something made up to scare us kids, like the boogieman or Michael Jackson." -- Bart Simpson
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ThumbsOfSteel
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posted 08-11-2001 08:26 AM
A chromatics team I had.Zapdos
thunder, thundershock, drill peck, fly
Articuno
blizzard, ice beam, peck, fly
Moltres
fire blast, fire spin, fly, sky attack
Rhydon
earthquake, fire blast, horn attack, take down
Blastoise
surf, hydro pump, bubblebeam, bite
Hypno
hypnosis, dream eater, psychic, confusion. Be careful while reading. My brother(who commonly uses this team for our Stadium battles) thinks it's possible to die laughing. We'll probably find out.
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"I'm pretty sure it says in there somewhere that Iron Tailing Mewtwos are half price." -Uiru
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Uncle
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posted 08-11-2001 12:23 PM
my n00b team-venusaur
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vinewhip
solar beam
razor leaf
cut charizard
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flamethrower
fireblast
firespin
strength blastoise
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fissure
submission
blizzard
surf mewtwo
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recover
takedown
hyperbeam
psychic nidoking
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fissure
horn drill
earthquake
(forgot last move!) articuno
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double team
fly
blizzard
ice beam
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[size=20]NOW YOU LISTEN TO UNCLE!![/size]
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the Master
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posted 08-11-2001 03:26 PM
My first team, all with Hyper Beam...Articuno
-Blizzard
-Ice Beam
-Fly
-Hyper Beam Zapdos
-Thunder
-Thunderbolt
-Sky Attack
-Hyper Beam Moltres
-Fire Blast
-Sky Attack
-Fire Spin
-Hyper Beam Mewtwo
-Psychic
-Solarbeam
-Submission
-Hyper Beam Starmie
-Hydro Pump
-Surf
-Blizzard
-Hyper Beam Dragonite
-Fire Blast
-Surf
-Cut
-Hyper Beam [ 08-11-2001: Message edited by: the Master ] [ 08-11-2001: Message edited by: the Master ]
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"Hey everyone. I'm and Arab fundamentalist who's gonna crash a plane into the empire state building tomorrow, just wanted to make sure that was OK with all of you."
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oporaca
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posted 08-11-2001 07:59 PM
I clearly recall my L:71 Venusaur w/Razor Leaf, Solarbeam, Sleep Powder, and Tackle (that's right, Tackle) getting beaten up by a L:69 Blastoise with... Ice Beam, Blizzard, Surf, and Hydro Pump. (At that point, I realized that I should be less stingy with my TM's, which I hadn't used at all, except for giving a random Cubone Skull Bash, for some reason. In that game, I had also used my Master Ball on a Gastly.) Sadly, my Venusaur was deleted at L:94 when I restarted my game.  It remains as one of the highest-level Pokemon I ever raised naturally (i.e. no Rare Candies), right after my Jolteon.
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I'm a closet Pokémon fan -- all evidence I like Pokémon is locked away in my closet.
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DarkLickitung
I AM FRIENDS WITH ZACK_COMRADE IRL
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posted 08-11-2001 11:50 PM
Venusaur: Cut, Razor Leaf, Solarbeam, Sleep Powder
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Nine out of ten Zacks endorse stupidity.
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Chibi Gabo
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posted 08-12-2001 03:50 PM
Ilost all my Badges  i think my mom threw them away! I had atleast 11 of them! 
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"It's funny when little kids think they know what they're talking about and how they are playing the game and you know they don't stand a chance against you "-MK
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Sifu Peng
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posted 08-13-2001 05:15 PM
Sorry if I wasn't clearer, but I was talking about the happy go lucky fun US promotional tours. In the US fun tours, the Cascade Badge was the highest prize you could win (unless you were lucky enough to win the random drawing to play against a NOA rep).
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Flareon
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posted 08-13-2001 05:58 PM
Some pikabrat's team (he brought his GB to a potluck dinner and I watched him go up against the E4)Mewtwo (L71)
Psychic
Recover
Strength
Swift Zapdos
Thunder
Agility
Fly
Flash Pikachu L64
Thunder
Slam
Flash
Agility Vileplume
Absorb
Cut
Poisonpowder
Sleep Powder Kingler
Strength
Surf
Cut
Bubble Clefaggot L100 (his "ultimate Pokémon, trained with no rare candy," I killed it in three hits with my L84 Jolteon next time I met him)
Bubblebeam
Strength
Psywave
Metronome And just an example of my old newbishness:
Sandslash L100
Dig
Slash
Hyper Beam
Fury Swipes I used TM24 and Bubblebeam on Persian, TM26 on Nidoqueen, Body Slam on Nidoking, all sorts of stupid stuff.
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-My mother
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Quetzalcoatl
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posted 08-15-2001 02:46 PM
The worst? The worst I've seen are Stadium Rentals and my old early teams.
Flaming Chicken: sky attack, fly, Fireblast, ember
Zapdos: Thunderbolt, thunder, Drill peck, sky attack
Mewtwo: swift, recover, psychic, Mist
Blastoise: bite, hydropump, surf, withdraw
Venusaur: mega drain, solarbeam, growth, ???
Articuno: blizzard, ice beam, peck, fly
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"I never make mistakes. I thought I did once, but I was wrong."
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pkthunder
I look like your mom.
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posted 08-21-2001 12:58 PM
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Originally posted by PikaCharma:
My biggest personal Pokemon sin was the Jolteon on my newbie team. Poor Shimmer. He had Thunder, Thunderbolt, Doublekick, and Pin Missile. I need to be beaten for that one. Especially since he's a great Jolteon -- perfect HP, and Speed and Special within 4 points of perfect. Luckily, I still have him, and he makes a nice opener since I've fed him some nice yummy TMs.
I did the same thing. I brought him to a mall tourney, too. But, he kicked a lot of ass. This was before G/S, and I participated in Poké Cup. There were lots of flyers and water-types that took a lightning bolt up the rear.
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Manuel Calavera
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posted 09-01-2001 07:21 AM
Oh boy... here we go. When at a games shop, there was a group of kids hanging around this kid with a BACKWARDS RED CAP (How original) and a Game Boy Advance, so because of these two accessories, he was noted as a God by the other kids. The "underlings" for this "gym leader" all told me that the "master" was extremely powerful, and won the Pokémon 2000 Championships in Australia!Looking suspicously unlike Daz, I challenged him to a match, but he said I had to go through his "underlings" first. Five battles later, I had destroyed all of the kids without a single Pokémon fainting with the exception of my Cloyster, who exploded after laying some Spikes. All of them used the usual legendary dealies, and one used a Celebi with a super powerful secret move which no-one else had ever used before. Beat Up. Well, I was ready to battle the "master", and I was particularly interested as to how he was known as the master. Out came Mewtwo, and I sent out Houndoom. Mewtwo attempted to use Psychic on me, much to the Frustration of the "master", who then decided to use Frustration. However, because of all the Rare Candies he'd fed it, his Mewtwo loved him, and didn't leave a scratch on my Houndoom. Thus, then came Mew, which proceeded to use Magnitude on my Houndoom. He got a lucky Magnitude 10, which KO'd Houndoom, so Blissey came out. After I used Seismic Toss, he decided to use Rock Smash, the:
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Most powerful Fighting type attack in the game.
No problems with that, and so I proceeded to demolish it with Seismic Toss. Then came his Tyranitar, which also succumbed to Blissey, because he felt the need to use Thundershock on it. Then came the legendary birds, whihc all went down from my Tyranitar's Rock Slides. And because of this, I was branded a cheater, and was never allowed to fight the "master" again. 
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From: Newcastle, Home of Geordies, Brown Ale and The Wildhearts | Registered: Nov 2000
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PikaCharma
I scanned my boobs and then said I was leaving and never coming back. OOPS!
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posted 09-08-2001 03:42 AM
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Originally posted by Manuel Calavera:
Mewtwo attempted to use Psychic on me, much to the Frustration of the "master", who then decided to use Frustration. However, because of all the Rare Candies he'd fed it, his Mewtwo loved him, and didn't leave a scratch on my Houndoom.
*snip*
And because of this, I was branded a cheater, and was never allowed to fight the "master" again.
HAHAHA!
Oh man, I love battles\trainers like that. When you can't get a good battle, at least you can get a good laugh. ^_^ Gotta wonder though...was the kid lying through his teeth, or did the Australian tourney of 2000 just happened to be full of the worst players ever?
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"There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something made up to scare us kids, like the boogieman or Michael Jackson." -- Bart Simpson
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Manuel Calavera
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posted 09-12-2001 01:46 PM
PC, the kid brought out a copy of Nintendo Magazine and pointed towards the huge Pokémon 2000 Championships logo, with his hand just over Darryn's face. "I won that!"
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The Purple Lanturn
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posted 09-12-2001 04:01 PM
The worst team or I've ever seen is my friends team:Lv.77 Mewtwo
-Psychic
-Swift
-Self Distruct
-Bubblebeam Lv.74 Zapdos
-Thunder
-Fly
-Sky Attack
-Drill Peck Lv.65 Articuno
-Sky Attack
-Fly
-Ice Beam
-Blizzard Lv.70 Venasaur
-Cut
-Solar Beam
-Razor Leaf
-Sleep Powder Lv.23 Dratini
-Wrap
-Leer
-Surf
-Thunder Wave Lv.56 Chansy
-Double Edge
-Light Screen
-Defence Curl
-Minimize
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SongBear88
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posted 09-14-2001 10:25 PM
My friend has a level 100 magikarp.
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Jman
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posted 09-15-2001 11:20 AM
Major Props to your friend.
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