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~Steel Arcanine~
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posted 04-01-2001 08:04 AM      Profile for ~Steel Arcanine~   Author's Homepage   Email ~Steel Arcanine~   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I was at a restaurant playing my gameboy, and this boy and his friend come up to me (both about 7 or 8)and ask me if that is Pokémon. I say yes and he says that he is better than me because he uses rare candys. I laugh, and pull out a link cable. He looks shocked, and says he doesn't want to fight me because it would be too easy. His friend said he never lost! So his friend begged him to fight me, so he finally did.

He sends out flareon

I send out jolteon

He calls back Flareon, sends out Sandslash

Jolt's T-wave doesn't effect.

I call back Jolt, send out Articuno

His Sandslash digs underground

I double team=1

Sandslash's Dig misses

I double Team=2

He Slashes= medium damage

I double Team=3

Sandslash's Slash misses

I double team=4

His slash misses

I double Team=5

>He asks me why I'm wasting time with crapy attacks. I grin

His slash misses

I Double Team=6

His slash misses

Articuno uses Ice Beam
Critical Hit!
Sandslash Fainted

> he screams NOOOOO!!! You cheater!

He sends out Flareon
I sent out Alakazam

> He says Alakazams are for losers. Mewtwos are the best.

Flareon uses Flamethrower

I use Thunderwave

>Starts complaining. I'm not listening

Flareon Flamethrowers

Alakazam uses Psychic= Heavy Damage
Flareon fainted

> Starts saying (again) I cheat.

Sends out Raticate (??)

> What was this kid smoking when he trained his Pokémon?

I send out Snorlax

>Kid laughs

Raticate Quick Attacks= Little damage
Raticate HYPER Fangs= CH! Heavy Damage

Snorlax uses amnisia

He Super Fang misses

Snorlax uses Ice Beam
Raticate dies

>His friend whispers something to him, the boy shakes his head and says not yet.

He sends out Venusaur

I call back Snorlax and Send out Exeggutor

He Mega Drains= Little Damage
He Razor Leafs=Little Damage

Exeggutor uses Psychic=Heavy Damage

He Mega Drains= Little Damage

Exeggutor Psychics= Venusaur dies

> Kid looks annoyed at his friend.

Kid sends out Fearow

I send out Rhydon

> Fearow??

Fearow uses Drill Peck= Litte Damage
Fearow uses Drill Peck= Little Damage

Rhydon uses Rock Slide= He dies

> The kid grins and says he saved his best Pokémon for last, and none of my Pokémon would be able to beat it.

Kid sends out Nidoking

> His best Pokémon?! Falls over anime-style

I send out Exeggutor

Nidoking surfs= Little damage

Exeggutor Mega Drains= Medium Damage

Nidoking Tackles= Almost no damage

> Tackle?!

I Psychic= He dies

Him and his friend stares at each other. His friend smiles at me, the kid looks angry. I ask him if he wants any help with his team, he says no he doesn't want help from a cheater, then runs away. His friend smiles at me again, then goes with his friend.


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"A Pokémon long admired for its beauty.It runs gracefully as if on wings."-red/blue Pokédex

"This ledgendary Chinese Pokémon is considered magnificent.Many people are enchanted by it's grand mane."-gold Pokédex

"It's magnificent bark convays a sense of majesty.Anyone hearing it can't help but grovel before it"-silver Pokédex

[This message has been edited by ~Steel Arcanine~ (edited 04-12-2001).]


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Hehe... Great story, that's what I'd like to do at a tour sometime ^_^

I remember the part about being called a "cheater" when I battled my brother after I read Azure, he called me a cheater because I used Amnesia on Poli and Rest on Vileplume...

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posted 04-01-2001 10:18 AM      Profile for Rolken   Author's Homepage   Email Rolken   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Fun fun fun.

I remember sweeping one guy's whole team of legendaries / starters with my Chansey at the 2000 tourney - he was practically grovelling for me to give it to him afterwards. At least he had the sense not to accuse me of cheating.

Then again, on the other end of the spectrum there was a Charizard with Softboiled (?) that still fared pitifully - its other three moves were Fire Blast / Flamethrower / Fire Spin.

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That other kid ruled. Giving his friend a big ol' taste of humble pie.

I wish I could battle more little kids.

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Ah that must have been so much fun for ya. I really hope nobody pays attention to that computer in stadium 2.

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Fuck.

I *never* get to play anyone.

I brought my Gameboy with me for like 2 years and never just met anyone who wanted to link up.

I sure did have fun at that Nintendo Stadium promo- they still get mad props from me for that.

I think I should go by this one bookstore one saturday where they play TCG. Someone there has to have a gameboy...

Anyway, that sounds like an amusing battle...

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Hearing about brats getting their butt's kicked is always satisfying. Ever notice how they always say things like stat boosting and paralysis are crappy attacks, and then all of the sudden it magically becomes cheating when they're losing!

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~Steel Arcanine~
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quote:
Originally posted by Pokegod:
Hearing about brats getting their butt's kicked is always satisfying. Ever notice how they always say things like stat boosting and paralysis are crappy attacks, and then all of the sudden it magically becomes cheating when they're losing!


Uh huh. My sister is like that

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I thank Goddish everyday my little 9 year old brother isn't like that. He is the only kid under 10 I know who understands the time it takes to train and the idea of diverse movesets.

He only once had a newbie set on his Charizard and I quickly had him change it. His friend had a 'Zard with Surf and accused me of cheating when he saw my Blissey sweep a team on Stadium 2.

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Hehehehe.

I love fighting little Pikabrats. One time, I was babysitting a bunch of kids, two of which had Gameboys with Yellow version (if they're Pikabrats, they almost always have Yellow):

Me: Hey you, wanna battle?

Brat: I have a Mewtwo and a L95 Clefable I can beat you!

-I beat him 6/0-

Other kid (didn't watch previous battle): My Pidgeotto's great, I wanna battle you!

-This kid's highest level Pokémon is a L31 Pidgeotto, he loses horribly, I offer another battle with lower level Pokémon but he just sits there and grumps-

Grr.

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Raticate Super Fangs= CH! Heavy Damage

How could he critical hit with Super Fang?

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~Steel Arcanine~
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quote:
Originally posted by Nirvana:
White Cat said what I was going to say so I have nothing to say ^_^. Do you mean he used Hyper Fang?


Oops, yea -_-;; my bad... my friend copied it down. I didn't catch that.

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i probaly have this horibly wrong and are going to get flamed but doesnt a ch go trough double team ? and thus hitting the doubleteaming articuno ? in r/b/y of course

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Criticals go through attack/defense stat changes. Not Double Teams... Swift and Faint Attack (metallic) are the only moves that do that.

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I have just one question, why did you swithced out a fully DT Artcuno after it's first fight?

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~Steel Arcanine~
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Because... umm... oops. I forgot I was DTed.

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quote:
Originally posted by Pokegod:
Hearing about brats getting their butt's kicked is always satisfying. Ever notice how they always say things like stat boosting and paralysis are crappy attacks, and then all of the sudden it magically becomes cheating when they're losing!


Of course it's cheating. Every kid knows that a Machamp with a crappy attack like Earthquake can't beat a Rare Candied Onix. ;P

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funny, i mean, a nidoking with surf? *clap now thats pure comdey. lol

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I wish I could battle more little kids, I have 2 friends to battle with, one is 15 the other is 16, and it is so boring.

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The thing about those stupid little spoiled brats is that you can't say anything back to them when they say, "You cheated!!" Because that would start a pointless arguement when you know your right! It just bugs me... I can't wait 'till the next Nintendo Tour!

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quote:
Originally posted by Togepi3:
The thing about those stupid little spoiled brats is that you can't say anything back to them when they say, "You cheated!!" Because that would start a pointless arguement when you know your right! It just bugs me... I can't wait 'till the next Nintendo Tour!


If There is another nintendo tour...

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quote:
Originally posted by ~Steel Arcanine~:
If There is another nintendo tour...


Can't say that any better.

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I remember a few months ago when I went to my brothers house and his wife Shelly who is a teacher brought all of her third graders over to the house for some reason.....And I just happened to have brought my blue version and was sitting on the couch just looking at my team and a group of six of them (I felt like it was the Bike Gang on Cycle road...) When the kid in the middle (Now I really felt like it was a gang) asked me if I was playing pokemon I said yes and they asked to battle me and I agreed to and I first linked up with one of the kids...He used Blastoise Magmar Kangaskhan Primeape Mewtwo and Electabuzz...I send out Snoalx and take the whole team out...The kid is shocked and I link up to the next kid..He uses Venusaur Onix Hypno Snorlax Fearow seaking...I send out Eggy and once I switched to Alakazam and took out his whole team.After that they walked off and I started to play again ...It wasnt five minutes until the kid I call "Leader of the Pikas" Walks up to challange me.....He uses Mewtwo Mew (Sharked) Omastar Dragonite Charizard Gyarados. I send out Snorlax and take out Dragonite charizard gyarados..I then switch feeling sorry for him to Eggy and take out Mew and Mewtwo...The kid gets so ticked off and runs off.....What a day....Hey atleast they didnt complain...they just left...

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I love stat boosting moves!! I sharked to catch Flareon and Vaporeon (not modify moves, just catch), and also put on my Jolteon for 3 members of a 3rd string team. Everyone on my team (except Kadabra and Primeape) have Sand-Attack, and I piss my sister off so much when I use it, I laugh... Teeheehee...

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quote:
Originally posted by alienx:
I love stat boosting moves!! I sharked to catch Flareon and Vaporeon (not modify moves, just catch), and also put on my Jolteon for 3 members of a 3rd string team. Everyone on my team (except Kadabra and Primeape) have Sand-Attack, and I piss my sister off so much when I use it, I laugh... Teeheehee...


Uh huh ! Same thing when my Chansey/Blissey uses softboild. Annoys the crap out of my friends

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Can't say I've had an encounter with a stupid bratty one. Back at the last Nintendo Tournament, my M2 had a CRAPPY Move Set(Didn't have RECOVER!) and a 7 year old beat me, because of his recover. I think we were tossing pointless psychics at each other and he recovered in time to kill me. I'll just say he was OK, no incredibly bad PKMN, no really bad Move Sets...

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Great story!

It actually had me laughing .

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