Read this raw fight against a ignorant fool
who thought he was heavy in my science class
in collage (SORRY IF IT IS TOO LONG but it is a must read)it started last thurs where i was playing Gold.Which led to him sayin come on monday and i'll give u a challange.(the cherry head even told me some of the pokemon that he was going to use)
So i steps into the place on monday
I said r they all at Lv100
yes he says
we start to fight
his team was
mew Lv100
mewtwo Lv100
zapdos Lv100
snorlax Lv149!!!!!! LIAR
aerodactal Lv100
machamp Lv100
this was my team(all naturally caught+raised)
alakazam Lv100
jolteon Lv100
exeggutor Lv100
ryhdon Lv100
slowbro Lv100
chancy Lv100
the fight:
i sent out alakazam
he sent out mew
i reflect
he psychic
i thunder wave
he mega punch
i recover
he mega punch
i psychic
he metronome!!!!!what i cant remember what came out but it diddnt do anything though
i psychic
goodbye mew
he sent out mewtwo(which i wasnt expecting to see)
he substuted
i thunder wave (we were playing on GB so it hit)
i psychic tried to break it (how silly)
he bilzzard,crictal hit ouch im spazzola
i sent out slowbro
i amnesia
he blizzard
i amnesia
he blizzard
i amnesia
he psychic
i surf broke sub
he psychic
i surf he was then left with bout 100 HP
he sent out snorlax
LV 149!!!!!!
WHAT YOU CHEETING LYING SKUNT! i said
so i thunder wave
he hyper beam
(in my i said shit)
i survived (phew)38hp left
i surf
he recharge
i surf and he survived
i surf he dead WOW
he sent out zapdos
he thunder crital hit im dead
i sent out ryhdon
he thunderbolt
i laugh and substitute
he sent out aerodactal
rock slide aerodactal goes down
he sent out machamp(never thought i'd see that)
he earthquake and broke my sub
i switch to exegguttor
he earthquake
i psychic goodbye
his last pokemon was mewtwo which was paralized
i double edge (i should of blown up)
he blizzard cricital hit exegguttor's out
i sent out rhydon (because i couldnt be bothered to send out chancy and double team up and not be able to kill him get it)
so i substitute
he recovered
i earthquake
he blizzard sub broke
i earthquake
he blizzard misses (phew!!!)i then asked him how many of blizzards he had he answered hundereds (fucking cheeting wanker)
i earthquake I WIN!!!
1-0 to me
i laughed and said,what was that saying you'll "mash me up proper"
he said he was unlucky and a few of the girls
in my class agreed (safe ma'mean)
so he wanted a re-match
i say why not its half an hour to the end of the lesson.
i said to box that snorlax he said no
NO!!,WHAT PUNK
grabbedhis GB and had a look at those stats
it had 609 HP
358 attk
228 Def
158 spd
228 sp
so i boxed it and nothing happened
so i said fuck it i beat him anyway he doesnt have the skill or moves or tactics
to beat me
he made changes to his team:
Lv100 mewtwo
Lv100 mewtwo
Lv149 snorlax
Lv149 snorlax
Lv100 machamp
Lv100 zapdos
i only changed slowbro for snorlax
(i cant remember this fight too well except the very funny bits)
fight began
he sent out mewtwo
i send out alakazam
i thunder wave
he blizzard im frozen fuck
i sent out jolteon
i do pin missile cricital hit
he changes to machamp
i do thunderbolt hoping for a cricital
he does earthquake im out
i sent out snorlax
he switched to snorlax
he does double edge
i do body slam
he does double edge
i do body slam (right now i was shitting it and thinking what to do next)
he does hyper beam and kills snorlax
i thought fuck it i'll bring out exegguttor see what that will do
i psychic
he does hyper beam i take it woa!
i do psychic he's dead
he brings out paralized mewtwo
i explode he's out
i send out chancy
he sends out mewtwo
he does psychic
i do double team
he does psychic
i do d.t
he does blizzard misses
i do d.t
he does amnesia
i do d.t
he does amnesia
i do d.t
he does substiute
i do d.t
i do ice beam
he does psychic
this repeats for a few more rounds
and i was praying to God to freeze his mewtwo
(NO REALLY!! IM NOT JOKING)
in the next two rounds of him recovering or missing
i said thank you Lord
he was FROZEN
he switched to machamp
i do thunderbolt
he does FISSURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT IS HE INSANE CRAZY WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF THAT HITTING WHEN FULLY DOUBLE TEAMED UP
E-MAIL ME IF YOU KNOW
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHA!!!!HAHAHAHA!!!AAHHA!HAQAH!HAH!
I do thunderbolt goodnite
he then sends out zapdos
I do ice beam
4 more rounds he was dead (His Zapdos doesent hav light screen HAHAHAHA!!! WANKER)
Then with in the next 4or5 rounds his mewtwo was dead thanks to a critial hit
our chemestry tried to tell us off
but there was only 5 mins left and just let us carry on
2-0 to me
he diddnt say any thing
FASSE
so i challenged him again in our communications lession which was only next door
no changes in my team
he changes zapdos 4 weeazzzzzzing
the fight was peetty much the same but my slowbro got fucked oved from weeazing's smoke screen
in the end he gave up cuz it was just getting to long
3-0 to me
I STILL HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY
curse to the wicked snakes who thy to snatch the truth away
curse to the ones who use action replay
peace to the black,the brown,the red,yellow and white trainer
who dont use action replay and train naturally
curse to the manufactures and usuers of gameshark
they are the makers and creators of the devil
swine merchant,your time is near at hand
fuck with us and your time will be now!
your preseance here affects the minds of my people like a fever
you action replay artists are the bearer of
NINE THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE
DISEASES,EVIL,CORROPT,PORK CHOP EATING BRAIN
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[This message has been edited by The-Boss (edited 12-13-2000).]