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The-Boss
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posted 11-21-2000 09:50 AM      Profile for The-Boss   Author's Homepage   Email The-Boss   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Read this raw fight against a ignorant fool
who thought he was heavy in my science class
in collage (SORRY IF IT IS TOO LONG but it is a must read)

it started last thurs where i was playing Gold.Which led to him sayin come on monday and i'll give u a challange.(the cherry head even told me some of the pokemon that he was going to use)

So i steps into the place on monday
I said r they all at Lv100
yes he says
we start to fight

his team was
mew Lv100
mewtwo Lv100
zapdos Lv100
snorlax Lv149!!!!!! LIAR
aerodactal Lv100
machamp Lv100

this was my team(all naturally caught+raised)
alakazam Lv100
jolteon Lv100
exeggutor Lv100
ryhdon Lv100
slowbro Lv100
chancy Lv100

the fight:
i sent out alakazam
he sent out mew
i reflect
he psychic
i thunder wave
he mega punch
i recover
he mega punch
i psychic
he metronome!!!!!what i cant remember what came out but it diddnt do anything though
i psychic
goodbye mew

he sent out mewtwo(which i wasnt expecting to see)
he substuted
i thunder wave (we were playing on GB so it hit)
i psychic tried to break it (how silly)
he bilzzard,crictal hit ouch im spazzola

i sent out slowbro
i amnesia
he blizzard
i amnesia
he blizzard
i amnesia
he psychic
i surf broke sub
he psychic
i surf he was then left with bout 100 HP

he sent out snorlax
LV 149!!!!!!
WHAT YOU CHEETING LYING SKUNT! i said

so i thunder wave
he hyper beam
(in my i said shit)
i survived (phew)38hp left
i surf
he recharge
i surf and he survived
i surf he dead WOW

he sent out zapdos
he thunder crital hit im dead
i sent out ryhdon
he thunderbolt
i laugh and substitute
he sent out aerodactal
rock slide aerodactal goes down
he sent out machamp(never thought i'd see that)
he earthquake and broke my sub
i switch to exegguttor
he earthquake
i psychic goodbye

his last pokemon was mewtwo which was paralized
i double edge (i should of blown up)
he blizzard cricital hit exegguttor's out
i sent out rhydon (because i couldnt be bothered to send out chancy and double team up and not be able to kill him get it)
so i substitute
he recovered
i earthquake
he blizzard sub broke
i earthquake
he blizzard misses (phew!!!)i then asked him how many of blizzards he had he answered hundereds (fucking cheeting wanker)
i earthquake I WIN!!!

1-0 to me
i laughed and said,what was that saying you'll "mash me up proper"
he said he was unlucky and a few of the girls
in my class agreed (safe ma'mean)
so he wanted a re-match
i say why not its half an hour to the end of the lesson.
i said to box that snorlax he said no
NO!!,WHAT PUNK
grabbedhis GB and had a look at those stats
it had 609 HP
358 attk
228 Def
158 spd
228 sp
so i boxed it and nothing happened
so i said fuck it i beat him anyway he doesnt have the skill or moves or tactics
to beat me

he made changes to his team:
Lv100 mewtwo
Lv100 mewtwo
Lv149 snorlax
Lv149 snorlax
Lv100 machamp
Lv100 zapdos

i only changed slowbro for snorlax
(i cant remember this fight too well except the very funny bits)
fight began
he sent out mewtwo
i send out alakazam
i thunder wave
he blizzard im frozen fuck

i sent out jolteon
i do pin missile cricital hit
he changes to machamp
i do thunderbolt hoping for a cricital
he does earthquake im out

i sent out snorlax
he switched to snorlax
he does double edge
i do body slam
he does double edge
i do body slam (right now i was shitting it and thinking what to do next)
he does hyper beam and kills snorlax
i thought fuck it i'll bring out exegguttor see what that will do
i psychic
he does hyper beam i take it woa!
i do psychic he's dead
he brings out paralized mewtwo
i explode he's out
i send out chancy
he sends out mewtwo
he does psychic
i do double team
he does psychic
i do d.t
he does blizzard misses
i do d.t
he does amnesia
i do d.t
he does amnesia
i do d.t
he does substiute
i do d.t
i do ice beam
he does psychic
this repeats for a few more rounds
and i was praying to God to freeze his mewtwo
(NO REALLY!! IM NOT JOKING)
in the next two rounds of him recovering or missing
i said thank you Lord
he was FROZEN
he switched to machamp
i do thunderbolt
he does FISSURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT IS HE INSANE CRAZY WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF THAT HITTING WHEN FULLY DOUBLE TEAMED UP
E-MAIL ME IF YOU KNOW
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHA!!!!HAHAHAHA!!!AAHHA!HAQAH!HAH!
I do thunderbolt goodnite
he then sends out zapdos
I do ice beam
4 more rounds he was dead (His Zapdos doesent hav light screen HAHAHAHA!!! WANKER)
Then with in the next 4or5 rounds his mewtwo was dead thanks to a critial hit
our chemestry tried to tell us off
but there was only 5 mins left and just let us carry on

2-0 to me
he diddnt say any thing
FASSE
so i challenged him again in our communications lession which was only next door

no changes in my team
he changes zapdos 4 weeazzzzzzing

the fight was peetty much the same but my slowbro got fucked oved from weeazing's smoke screen
in the end he gave up cuz it was just getting to long

3-0 to me
I STILL HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY

curse to the wicked snakes who thy to snatch the truth away
curse to the ones who use action replay
peace to the black,the brown,the red,yellow and white trainer
who dont use action replay and train naturally
curse to the manufactures and usuers of gameshark
they are the makers and creators of the devil
swine merchant,your time is near at hand
fuck with us and your time will be now!
your preseance here affects the minds of my people like a fever
you action replay artists are the bearer of
NINE THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE
DISEASES,EVIL,CORROPT,PORK CHOP EATING BRAIN

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If your living in the world today remember to read the lables when entering the cold world
of the killa hills 10304.investigated reports state that the duel of the iron mic took place in the 4th chamber and it was the infamous shadowboxin techique that lured mc's into the razor sharp blades of solid gold liquid sword.feel the wrath of the hellz windz staff.and learn the basic instructions before leaving earth,it is to explain the unexplained.to those that screem keep it real and yo God i got your back;kill the fraudelent and honour the code of the lyrical swordsmen

[This message has been edited by The-Boss (edited 12-13-2000).]


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geese
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Jesus Boss! That's the longest damn war story I think I've ever seen. Congratulations though, and tell the shameless swine that if he really wants a rematch using six mewtwo's I'll take him on using the blunt side of my gameboy color!

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cfalcon
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I'm pretty sure that boxing doesn't fix illegal levels in the chromatics: I think you have to give it EXP for that to be registered for sure. Boxing fixes illegal stats: the stats he had were legal for a level 149 Snorlax. If you see a monster of a level greater than 100, you aren't supposed to be playing them. It's like sitting down to play chess and finding that your opponent has replaced his bishops with queens. You can still take him if he sucks, but he's cheating hard. That isn't even pokemon he's playing...

Good work, though.

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Biffster
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posted 11-21-2000 06:56 PM      Profile for Biffster     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Congrats man!

BTW If you post again, just capitalize you "i"'s. Please.

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Quetzalcoatl
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posted 11-21-2000 09:17 PM      Profile for Quetzalcoatl     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I've played cheaters with L137 Snorlaxen.

My box stat Tauros was faster than it!

It may have a high level, but its stats suck.

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Fatt Katt
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posted 11-22-2000 10:29 AM      Profile for Fatt Katt   Email Fatt Katt   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
i say above level hundred is legal as long as both players can get them. and

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geese
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quote:
Originally posted by Fatt Katt:
i say above level hundred is legal as long as both players can get them. and


I really disagree. Why having pokemon over level 100, surely your just destroying the idea of having a maximum level that keeps things balanced. If you are going to have them all at the same level (say 255) fights would go on all day. The game was made with these limits for everyone's interests, not to limit you.

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SDShamshel
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posted 11-22-2000 08:17 PM      Profile for SDShamshel   Email SDShamshel   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Hmm. Maybe if it's so long, shorten the War Story and make it more intense and dramatic-sounding...even if it isn't...exaggeration! Whee!

Oh, and geese, the word "Reppuken" comes to mind...if you don't get it, I guess your name's NOT based on Fatal Fury. Ah well.

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geese
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quote:
Originally posted by SDShamshel:
Hmm. Maybe if it's so long, shorten the War Story and make it more intense and dramatic-sounding...even if it isn't...exaggeration! Whee!

Oh, and geese, the word "Reppuken" comes to mind...if you don't get it, I guess your name's NOT based on Fatal Fury. Ah well.


Hey of course I get it, didn't you see my sig. Either that or I'm just obsessed with large pond dwelling birds. As for 'Reppuken', sod that,'deadly rave'!

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The-Boss
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posted 11-24-2000 07:12 AM      Profile for The-Boss   Author's Homepage   Email The-Boss   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by SDShamshel:
Hmm. Maybe if it's so long, shorten the War Story and make it more intense and dramatic-sounding...even if it isn't...exaggeration! Whee!

Oh, and geese, the word "Reppuken" comes to mind...if you don't get it, I guess your name's NOT based on Fatal Fury. Ah well.


Yea and im GORO KUSANAGI!

well what do you have to say about that

GWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
heh heh moetaro

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