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Farting Nudist
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posted 09-28-2000 06:21 PM      Profile for Iyse   Email Iyse   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
In the EU championships when me and Phil (and his dad) went to support Darryn back at the Dome <--- Total crap, if you consider going, think about something else you could do. The first thing that pops into your head will be better, trust me.

Anyway, me and Phil were very puzzled to not only see Darryn and his dad in that bright yellow (I'm sure they had to get liscenses for those things!) T-shirt, but there were two other boys (both fat lumps) in them with their parents too...

We asked them (along with Darryn) why they were in UK uniform too. Here comes the annoying bit.

They were there to compete in Poké and Pika Cups of the EU tournaments... How did they enter? They sent in their teams and were picked, without doing jack shit to battle. These two crap newbies had done crap all apart from eat Bacon filled pies and Bacon juice (hehehehe, Phil, should I start the thing with Bacon filled pies and Bacon juice? =D) and managed to compete in the EU championships!!!

They lost all their games and one of em came up to Darryn and said something along the lines of still having two more games, so he could still get in a high position. We all looked at him blankly and took the piss outta him when he left to go back to his parents.


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Power Soul Rebirth
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posted 09-29-2000 03:39 AM      Profile for Power Soul Rebirth   Email Power Soul Rebirth   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 

That's pretty pathetic... just picking two people almost randomly...

Even at his most powerless, man's exsistance is never without meaning.

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Farting Nudist
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posted 09-29-2000 02:14 PM      Profile for Ryoga   Author's Homepage   Email Ryoga   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
hmmm nitendo ppl
"oh look he is over 10 he can't compete, oh look this one has a raichu, he can get in"

dam that sucs


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Farting Nudist
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posted 09-29-2000 06:28 PM      Profile for Marril     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Nintendo: let's see... you have some... interesting Pokémon... but they wouldn't stand up in a REAL tournament.
Me: WHAT?!?! They've conquered Mewtwos, Starmies, Jolteons, Aerodactyls, and the whole [bleep!] of them!
Nintendo: Let's review your team. Slowbro, too slow to stand up in real life. Tsk, you need better Pokémon, like...
Me: Mewtwo? Absolutely not, you're full of it!
Nintendo: wouldn't you leave us alone? Now, Joe Schmo here has a Mewtwo, Jolteon, Starmie, and all the evolved starters.
Me: but they have minimum stats and were rare-candied!!
Nintendo: those Pokémon are naturally strong. You have weak ones. End of story.
Me: at least let me fight that Joe Schmo so I can show you how good the underdogs are...
[later, after a fight]
Nintendo: you beat him. You must have cheated. You cannot fight in any tournaments with those Pokémon. Goodbye.

--End story. You see my point?

"But, it was so artistically done."
--Grand Admiral Thrawn's final words,
Star Wars: The Last Command

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Fatt Katt
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posted 09-29-2000 06:42 PM      Profile for Fatt Katt   Email Fatt Katt   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
How true how true. Speak on Marril.

Newbies are the greatest!!:D

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Farting Nudist
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posted 09-29-2000 07:05 PM      Profile for Eaichu250   Email Eaichu250   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 

Koffing Poffing gotta love koffing!

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Farting Nudist
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posted 09-29-2000 08:22 PM      Profile for magmar5   Author's Homepage   Email magmar5   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
you want to know unfair. I was at that tourney, I beat a fat kid and got a PERFECT battle, but I didn't excel to the DOME


"I can play chess, KING ME!" -Me


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