We soon found out that there were 6 countries competing, in 3? different cups...

UK and Eire
Spain
France
Germany (XD!)
Netherlands
Belgium

Darryn was in a frisky yellow Tshirt that cleary marked he was from the UK, and there were some kids there we'd never seen also wearing them.

Everyone will be EXTREMELY pissed to hear:

These guys had written in their teams, and were selected to represent UK and Eire in Pika and Poké Cups...?!?

They didn't win anything, they just got picked. I am telling you, ANYONE here would have done better than these two fools. One came sixth and the other came fifth...

Luckily that had nothing to do with Oz, or Prime Cup

We stole a few Meowth promos and Darryn was put into a league. 3 in group A, 3 in group B.

He was up to play the Spaniard first.

The guy had:

Electrode
Zapdos
Egg
Lax
Cuno
Jolteon

His team looked pretty good until we realised he had 3 ELECTRICS!

This is the stuff Rhydon dreams of.

Here's how it went.

Darryn brought in Zapdos
Guy brought in Jolt

Darryn brought out Zapdos
And brought in Rhydon

Jolt used Twave.
It failed

Guy brought out Jolt
And brought in Lax

Rhydon used Sub

Rhydon used Quake. 311
Lax used Ice Beam. Sub broke

RHydon used Quake. 133
Lax used Ice Beam. 125

Rhydon used Quake
Lax fainted

Guy brought in Zapdos XD!!!!

Zapdos used Drill peck. 86
Rhydon used Rock slide. 91

Zapdos used drill peck. 49
Rhydon used Rest

Zapdos used Drill peck. 378
Rhydon is fast asleep

Zapdos used Drill peck. 343
RHydon woke up

Zapdos used Drill peck. 310
Rhydon used Rock Slide
Zapdos fainted

Guy brought in Jolt

Jolt used Body Slam. 266
Rhydon was paralysed

Rhydon used Quake
Jolt fainted

Darryn had won!! Yay! As if there was any doubt.

We all went to steal more Meowth promos and then came back. He was against Belgium.

This guy had:

Cuno
Bro (Toby? never found out)
Lax
Trode
Nidoking?!?
Chansey

Darryn brought in Zapdos
Guy brought in Lax

Zapdos used Tbolt. 331
Lax used Ice Beam. 300 =D

Zap used Tbolt. 126
Lax used Ice Beam. 213

Guy took out Lax
And brought in Chansey

Zap used Twave (Great play by Darryn!)
Chnasey was paralysed

Zapdos used Drill Peck. 437
Chansey is fully paralysed

Zapdos used Drill peck. 181
Chansey used Blizzard. 70

Guy took out Chansey
And brought in Cuno

Zapdos used Drill Peck. 264

We all thought he would use Tbolt

Zapdos used Twave (This was another great play!)
Articuno is paralysed
Articuno used Ice Beam
Zapdos fainted

Darryn brought in Rhydon, against a paralysed Cuno!!! =D

Rhydon used Rock Slide
Cuno fainted

Guy brought in Lax

Rhydon used Quake
Lax fainted

Guy brought in Chansey

Rhydon used Quake
Chansey fainted

Darryn had won two matches! He was to face the runner up of Group B, it was the German.

This took a long time to get round, so we queued up for a goody bag, and we gave names like:

Mike Hunt
And
Phillip McCock

XD!

Anyway, after that, the people giving out Meowths realised what we were doing and wouldn’t give us anymore! =(

And we made our way back to see France destroy the Spaniard to get in to the finals.

This was it. UK Vs Germany!!!

The German had:

Moltres ?!?
Zapdos
Cuno XD!!
Zam
Gyarados XD!!
Lax

German brought in Zapdos
Darryn brought in Zapdos (His had 1 more HP than the German’s)

Darryn’s Zap used Twave
German’s Zap was paralysed
German’s Zap used Light Screen

Darryn’s Zap used Light Screen
German’s Zap used Twave
Darryn’s Zap was paralysed

German’s Zap used Tbolt. 330
Darryn Zap used Tbolt. 327

German’s Zap was fully paralysed
Darryn’s Zap used Tbolt. 99

Darryn’s Zapdos used Tbolt. 44
German’s Zap used Tbolt. 119

Darryn’s Zap used Tbolt
German’s Zap fainted

German brought in Lax

Lax used Bosy Slam
Zap fainted

Darryn brought in Toby

Bro used Twave
Lax is paralysed
Lax used Body Slam. 285

Bro used Amnesia
Lax used Body Slam. 182

Bro used Amnesia (I told him that is Body Slam was a CritHit, he was screwed)
Lax used Body Slam. CritHit.
Bro fainted

Darryn brought in Zam

Zam used Psychic. 333. SP down
Lax used Self Destruct.

The German threw down the controller

Zam fainted

If only he had Reflect on that Zam, it would have survived, and probably killed the next Pokémon.

Darryn had lost in the semis… To a German!
We were all shocked.

Afterwards, we went to queue up for some more Mews in the goody bags and saw the French guy beat the German pretty easily. This French guy KNOWS what he is doing. Watch out for him!
Anyway, Darryn played a Spaniard again for third place and won, making him third best in EU…

What a disappointment! Meh, who cares, he has another chance in world and he’ll be ready then!

For those of you who faced and beat Rich, you’ll be happy to hear he was there today, doing the exact thing Tim was doing. Accepting challenges and giving out badges to those who caned his sorry ass.

Unfortunately, Mr. Clone of Dave McComb was using his solar panels on his head to reflect sunlight into the eyes of those who played him. Or he was being a cheap bastard and used Mewtwo with Blizzard to try and freeze the opponent, I can’t remember which

Most of the time, kids left with frozen Pokémon, but once in a while he did actually kill something. He had lost 3 times or something, and with a 1 on 1 battle, Recovery move only once, he had the advantage (even if his Mewtwo did have Swift! LOL!).

He wanted to play Darryn, but his cart had been taken away for inspection and copying for the World championships. I gave him mine. There was not a lot to choose from that stood a chance. Toby, Egg, and a little Grep that had been lying in it’s box for ages.

He went up to play him with Grep.

Grep used Sub
Mewtwo used Blizzard

Grep used Amnesia
Mewtwo used Blizzard

Grep used Amnesia
Mewtwo used Blizzard
Sub broke

Grep used Recover
Mewtwo used Blizzard
Grep was frozen…

Oh fuck this!

So, look out for Rich’s smart assed comment about how HE beat the UK champion. What a prick!
Darryn left soon after that, he was asked to take Rich’s place and he used my Grep to kill the kids. He didn’t exactly wanna use Rich’s. It had Swift, Thunder, Blizzard, Hyper Beam. HAHAH!

Anywayz, when Darryn left, I stepped up with Grep again. NO WAY was a friggin Grep gonna go home defeated by a solar panel using to blind opponents clone of Dave ass!

Heheheheh, I went to Viridian prior and got a little Weedle to jab it’s poison into Grep.

When I went up to face him, I said: “What are you gonna do Rich? Freeze me?”

I looked up at Phil and we both laughed. He saw the poison. His little plan was fucked up the hairy anal passage! This would be the same match with no freezing.

Grep used Sub
Mewtwo used Blizzard

Grep used Amnesia
Mewtwo used Blizzard. CritHit
Sub broke

Grep used Sub
Mewtwo used Blizzard

Grep used Recover
Mewtwo used Blizzard (How all of these hit I dunno)

I forget what happened, but it took two Psychics to take the bitch down, one of em leaving him with around 40HP. I had fucked his plan and won a crappy gold badge.

Guess what happened. The organisers suggested that Phil and me accept challenges from kids. We said on one condition. We get tons of Meowth promos! Hehehehe. So we started off, with Rich’s gay rules. It was in the middle of a stalemate when I realised that I didn’t have to play with this crap and changed it to Prime Cup rules. The next guy I played had two of his team ripped apart by Jolt and Egg before he switch to a PARed Mewtwo and Amnesiaed to the max. It went on for 20 mins. Him swifting my Double Teamed Egg whilst Leech Seed sucked his health away.

I was glad when Egg pulled off a CritHit with Solarbeam.

From then on it was Prime Cup, no Mewtwo or Mew.

I wasn’t exactly equipped for this, as I didn’t have Rhydon to take down Electrics and the birds. But I managed. We were introduced to the hall, and if anyone thought they could beat us, to come and challenge us. I won about 12 games, when I made a stupid mistake of killing Flareon with Toby with setting up first and Resting. The PARed and low healthed Venusaur put me to sleep and Vine Whipped me, winning with 40HP left after the Surf had done nothing with Amnesia.

Oh well, Phil had lost one to some fat piece of shit who thought he was so good, and that was only because they both had Amnesiaed M2s, but Phil’s was Grep, and this guy’s had Ice Beam over Sub.

The announcer referred to me as Iyse man, and told me to get up on stage and wave so anyone could come to me and challenge me. =D

A little bit of fame for the guy who didn’t even enter. Phil destroyed anyone who came near, and this fat kid sat on Rich’s throne and played 6 on 6 with anyone who came to challenge him. He used Mewtwo first off and went thru everyone’s squad, taking the piss as he went.

Then one of the organiser guys suggested one of us two play him. I talked to Phil about Lax Destructing taking M2 out, but he had his support Electrode from the other day. Unfortunately, the fat kid left due to his mum and he vowed to kick Phil’s ass. He thought he was sooooo good. What a prick. He relied on Mewtwo. Well, there has to be some.

So all in all, it turned out an OK day, apart from Darryn’s unfortunate loss.

I’ve had to miss half of the stuff we did out because I don’t feel like spending another 4 hours typing. =D

Ah well, next year will be a blast.

The Rhydon fly trap is probably the best I have ever seen. Tauros, go and screw yourself. Rhydon is replacing you.

The fly trap moveset is:

Earthquake, Rock Slide, Substitute, Rest

Enjoy!

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"In fact, if you'll look back to where this originated, it's in Azure's attempt to "get a good laugh" out of TPM. Now how mature is that?" - Dodrio, posted on Azure Heights

Standard stadium, screwing you over at the worst possible moment. 10 bucks says Darryn goes home, plays Stadium and has a Snorlax use Explosion on his Zam, only to have it miss.

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"In fact, if you'll look back to where this originated, it's in Azure's attempt to "get a good laugh" out of TPM. Now how mature is that?" - Dodrio, posted on Azure Heights

Heck, I really wish I was feeling better -_-

atm, I'm just nauseous, so I'm on the road to recovery, but my heart is still acting weird -_-

And it's been about 5/6 days now -_-

As for the game : well, there's only a 5.9% chance of Snorlax critical hitting anything...and it did, at the worst time ~_~

oh well, I'm kinda glad I didn't win in a way...otherwise I'd have had to go to some press conference or something...and I really didn't feel like it. I was supposed to go to some dinner with some Nintendo VIP's too, but I really didn't wanna do that either ^_^

so I went home, went on the Net for a while,
then went to sleep....at 9pm

quote:

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So, you send out Rhydon, Sub, and use the two free hits to kill the other guy? Isn't that kinda screwed again an Exeggutor?

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Well yeah, but I usually don't play against Pokémon I have a 4x weakness to *_^

yeah, I can't wait till next year either...so:

branners WILL win
Luc WILL win
Gareth WILL win
Phil WILL win
Rich WILL win
And I WILL win

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-branners, AKA Tominater

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Bad, I know.

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Gundam Wing/Thundercats: WHAT'S THAT?!? Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight. I'm going to fight it. Thunder...thunder...Thundercats...(buster rifle to the head).

What are you talking about?

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O_O

quote:

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Originally posted by UK Champ Darryn:
branners WILL win
Luc WILL win
Gareth WILL win
Phil WILL win
Rich WILL win
And I WILL win

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Never kick a man when he's down, he might get back up again.

I hate the Nintendo of Sweden. I hate them baaaaaaad. All they have are stupid tours, never something bigger. I'd love to play in a final. Boy, I'd love it. I know what I'll be dreaming about tonight. Great story, sounds like you had a lot of fun! I enjoyed it, though my face is green of jealousy

"Stupid tours"!? Well, let's put it this way: We haven't had a single tour! Except for the Mew Giveaway, which wasn't a tour really, because it only was in Helsinki... But I did get a Mew

What a fun day. =D

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"It's an anomaly. It happens!"

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"It's an anomaly. It happens!"