Biffster reporting back from best....weekend....ever.
If you didn't know, Fish151PKMN came down to meet StarCaliber and I.
Fish arrives at StarCaliber's house Thursday night. It was a little earlier than we planned on, but it was for the better. We stayed up till late hours playing N64 and DC.
Before Fish came here, I told him that I would at least rent Marvel Vs. Capcom 2. Damn, they didn't have it anywhere. So, I rented Fur Fighters for DC, in hope of another kick ass DC multiplayer game. Fur Fighters multiplayer is retarded. I would advise everyone to only buy this game for its 1 player. The single player was pretty entertaining, but it was kinda fun to hear SC and Fish crack on the multiplayer game.
On Friday, we decided to hunt around town to find MvC2. SC called every Blockbuster. Every store said "Well we have MvC1, Do you want that?", but there was one store that had it. We hopped in the Fishmobile and drove to said Blockbuster. Lying Whores. MvC2 wasn't even in stock there, like every other Blockbuster. BTW, The other rental stores here only have the launch titles for DC. In anger Fish pressed every single pokemon toy to make a sound like "Squi,Char,tle,Pika,Gotta,mander". We left the videostore empty handed BECAUSE they didn't have the DC game we wanted.
That night was a standard night of playing videogames. Smash Brothers, Dead or Alive 2, Marvel Vs. Capcom, and Pokemon. A standard night.
Saturday was TeeJay Day. YAY! </scarcasm> We went to TeeJay's house from 1 till 7. Fish, SC, TeeJay, and I played the first game of Smash together. TeeJay came in dead last. Fish and I died from the same fatal SC blow. *Can already see TeeJay's response* "I had the most KO's." Derrick showed up with a DC after that battle. TeeJay ran off and played VOOT like there was no tommorrow. I said "Why are you playing the DC, I thought you liked snes." He said "No, I meant that SNES had a bigger impact, than the DC did." Anyway, everyone started playing 2v2 round robbin Smash Bros. SC called Fish. TeeJay called Derrick. I had slim pickins. I chose you Belly (My little bro). He isn't too bad at Smash. This Smash playing was the highlight of TeeJay's party.
We made Fish play everyone in Pokemon. He created a special Pokemon for some of his lower ranking battles. I like to call it the StarFish. A Starmie with Psychic, Blizzard, T-bolt, Recover It took too many pokemon to school. StarFish slaughtered 5 of Belly's Pokemon. Derrick fell to Fish. Brandon, one of our ignorant members, managed to waste PP like hell. SC had to use cord pull. Brandon says "I win!!!" Fish mutters "What a dumbass."
During that battle. I played TeeJay in 3 matches of VOOT. I used Fei Yen aka The Love Beam. TeeJay asks, "Have you played this before." I reply, "Two or three times, but I played VOOM like hell." TeeJay gives a smile because he thinks he can win. First Match (A match is first to three wins) he did win. The next two matches I used ass rape. Ass was raped. I was done there. It was more fun to watch Fish's PP wasting battle, than hear TeeJay's trash talk.
With about 2 hours left TeeJay began a fight with Fish. It looked as if Fish had it in the bag. TeeJay CHes and wins. TeeJay said "We both were lucky."(Keep Reading for Fish VS Biffster)
I could tell Fish need some good gaming. DoA2 was on the TV in the other room so we played it. We only played one match. It was me and Fish verses TeeJay and Matthew. Leave it up to good ol' Fish to make use out of the otherwise never used Bass. He wanted "Grizzly", so I chose Tina so we could tag throw. We beat ass.
We played some MvC battles. That didn't last long cause TeeJay quit. I think he quit because Derrick chose pink Chun-Li for him or he just flat out sucked. Since we couldn't get 4 players, SC suggested some DC Showtime. Best decision ever. SC also did his homework. He had freshly DLed max characters for Fish and whoever else wanted to play. It was kinda like a handicap cause I play SC in Showtime a lot. It was Fish and me verse Matthew and SC. I crossed them over and dished to Fish for 3 pointers all game long. SC got mad at Matthew for his constant goal tending.
Man! It was time to go. Do I need to put the sarcasm? SC's mom took us to this pizza buffet place. I bet Fish felt like a 15 year old again. Fish, SC, Belly, and Scyther7164 (he wasn't being as annoying as he gets when Fish was there, but still quite irritating) were there. SC gets first in line. SC used piece grab. One piece was grabed one was knocked off the pan. The friendly employee wiped the piece up. This sounds useless but it was entertaining ^_^. We eat our first rounds, then go up for seconds. Fish got a salad. I said "You got a salad?" Fish says "Umm.. yeah. I like salad." SC said "Salad is only for girls and fags." Fish said "I like salad." He didn't hear the end of that one. Fish's new nickname, Salad Boy.
There was a Blockbuster real close to the pizza place, naturally we went there. We gave up hope of MvC2. We looked for good used games. The other day, I bought DoA1 for six bucks. Fish decided to buy Mario Party 2 ^_^.
The grocery store I work at was having a sale on pop, So SC and Fish wanted to go pick some up. I refused cause I called in the day before and said that my cousin was coming in so I couldn't go to work on Saturday. They tricked me into going in. I had to go in cause it was a limit of 2. We got 6 two liters of coke products for about tree fitty. My boss type used glare at me, but oh well.
We stopped off at Super Target on the way back to SC's house. There weren't any videogame deals, so we went to the toys section. On the way we saw a huge sign that said "Clearance, Clearance, Clearance" with Pokemon stuff. It was a jawbreaker, jawbreaker holder, and little pokemon pictures. We passed them up for $1.40. We searched for Pokemon cards, but we saw a familiar clearance sign. This one had the same exact jawbreaker set for 75 cents. ^_^ We each got one. All that we needed now were some Pokemon cards. There weren't any hanging by the sign, but I knew there were some there. I looked through piles of stuffed animals and low and belhold there were about 20 second edition boosters. Fish and I snagged one each for the low, low price of $2.50. SC passed it up. Fish hid the rest of the boosters behind some Power Ranger action figure, in case he wanted to come back and get some.
Check out time! While in line, we talked about this guy there who had purple hair. (hey, not many Kansans have purple hair) The cashier looks down at our pokemon shit and asked how old we were. I said "2." Fish said "18." "Aren't you guys a little old for this, my little brother plays with that." All three of us simultaneously, "No." "Ok, ok, its cool, if you guys like that, I won't bother you." I said "Thanks for understanding us." The shit was paid for and Fish and I couldn't wait to open our booster packs. Fish got Venomoth (non-holo) as his rare card. He said "YAY! Venomoth." I got dragonair. It was ok, but I was hoping for a Holographic card that wasn't from the first set of cards.
Fish used Mom call when we got home. I opened Mario Party 2 for him . Belly, SC, Fish and I played the first game. Scyther7164 wanted to play really bad, but we made him sit out. Fish randomly chose this space course. A 20 turn game, we wouldn't be able to stand anymore. Mario Party 2 may be the only game to have more luck than Pokemon Stadium. The first couple turns, each of us landed on the "?" spot and it sent us back to the begining. Grrr.... While waiting for his next turn, Fish accually opened his jawbreaker. He put it in his mouth and I laughed at him. This caused him to laugh and he spit it down on to the ground. I'm assuming he believes in the 5 second rule, cause it went from ground back to mouth. On the last five turns, if two people land on the same spot, they bet on a mini game that they play verse eachother. SC and Belly landed on the same place. The game instructions "Press A four seconds after goomba says start." They say, "Ok, easy enough." START! Belly whispers 1..2..3..4..5 then he slaps on A. Same for SC, but the totals came up and the game says that Belly pressed A two seconds after go and SC pressed it after 4.10 seconds. We all laughed like hell. SC said "Thoes are quick Belly seconds." Fish said "A Belly second is about 1/2 a real second." I was laughing too hard to make a comment. Belly ended up winning cause they just gave him a star for landing on a secret place. A standard videogame playing night followed.
I had to go to church and work on Sunday <_>. (Read SC's story for details about this day) I told Fish and SC to visit me during my break. They brought TeeJay along with them. For my "lunch" I got some pink lemonade Snapple, gummy bears, and Peach-os. Fish called my "lunch" gay, then I remined him that he had salad once. We were sitting right next to the salad bar. Fish looked, but he didn't get anything. The same manager type that used glared used cut Biffster's break short five minutes >_<. I checked on express all fucking day. Thoes 3 cronies continued to bother me. Fish asked where the salad was. I was about to call over the PA system for someone to help him with his salad dilemma, but I'd probably get busted. They were scared off when a customer came up to me. I got off at nine, ready to play some games.
I wanted to play Mario Party 2 first, but Fish and SC said that more than one game of MP2 a day would make someone go crazy. We played tons of Smash and DoA2. Fish and SC VS Joey and me were some of the best battles ever. Fish got really good at DoA2 really fast. He accually said (while playing DoA2) "I might buy a DC."
Now I will tell the Fish VS Biffster.
I don't remember the exact details of the first match between us. It was 6 on 6 anything goes. My snorlax got powered up and there was no stopping it. Critical hit 2Edges and having max speed for snorlax really came in handy. Biffster wins 6 to none. Fish's team didn't look like his best.
For the second battle Fish used freshly sharked pokemon. This time he means business. I'm really sorry that I don't have a more exact log. I thought I had the game when it came down to my full health Lapras and my snorlax with 80 HP left verse his full health eggy.
Lapras Vs Eggy (both at 100% HP)
-Lapras used Ice Beam, Eggy at a little less than 50%
-Eggy used Mega Drain, AHHHHHH, Lapras has less than 50%, but Eggy gets to up to 75%
-Lapras used Ice Beam, *prays for CH*, Nope, Eggy at 25%
-Eggy used Mega Drain, bye bye Lapras, Eggy at 50%
-Go Snorlax with 80 HP
-Eggy used Psychic *as stadium announcer* And thats the battle!
Closest match ever. Congrats Fish.
Props and Flops.
-Fish for driving all that way and being really cool.
-SC for letting us be at his house
-SC's mom for the pizza buffet
-DoA2 for being extremly entertaining
-Smash Brothers *same reason*
-MvC *same reason*
-Fish for just buying MP2
-Machamp for focus energied submissions
-Belly for allowing the use of his DC controller.
-Derrick for bringing his DC to TeeJay's
-Blockbuster for lying and not having MvC2
-Target cashier for being retared
-Scyther7164/Belly for being dumb
-Toys R Us/Funcoland/Best Buy for having high prices
-Grocery Store for making me work
-Manager type for using break cut
I stand by my statement, Best.....Weekend....Ever....
"Let's go, right now, one on one."
-TeeJay when ever anyone tries to talk smack about their videogame skills.