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posted 07-15-2000 11:56 PM           Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Bwahahah! I went to this Pokemon Battle thing at our Video game store. I went up to this Kid who was Allllll alone and asked him if he wanted to fight. He's like, "No, I wouldnt want to kill your Pokemon" Awww, how cute, kid thinks that Gameboy Pokemon can die! I go, "I think I'll take that risk" The kid looks kind of Nervose. He goes, "I've used RARE Candy on my Blastois! It will take you out in one hit!" Oh no! not candy that is rare! Let me just tell you that this kid was around 5 or 6, and I could barly understand his little kid mumbleing. I go, "Lets just fight, ok?" The Kid looks at me then suddnly makes a run for it. 2 minutes later I had just begun a battle with this gut named Dellen, then suddnly the kid and his Mom come up to me and the Mom goes, "Did you threaten my son?" and I'm like, "Noooo, I just asked him if he wanted to have a Pokemon battle with me." Lady goes, "My son says you yelled at him to give you his game!" I look at the kid and he looks all smug and thinks he's just pulled off the biggest scam in history. Big news kid! I'm about 9 years older then you and have ALOT more expernce at telling lies! "No Mame! See, your son came up to me in the middle of a battle and asked me if he could fight me and I told him that I was Busy. Then he just stood there and waited. Then he suddnly pulled this cord out of the Game," I point to the Cable link. "...For no resone and then ran off. Then you came. I'm sorry if I made him angry but these battles can last for qute some time and he must of gotten impashant." My calm mature voice and use of Big words, plus a very beleavable story turned the tables on Mr. Runtomommyfornogoodresone. She led him out the door and I never saw them agin. I spent the rest of the day glowing with righteousness. I wonder what went through that kids head though, fear of loseing? Mabie he didnt even have those Pokemon. Mabie he didnt even have the Game or the Gameboy? I saw him holding a Cable link, but it was atached to the Table. Oh well...

Articuno, hear my cry

"Damn the Higher Dragon!" Me
"Why why why? Why humans do love humans blood? Why why why?" Some kid before he was eaten by a Pig thingy.
"I once tried to teach a parrot japenese, unfortunaly the parrot was stupid." The Amanda Show
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posted 07-16-2000 11:28 AM      Profile for DizzyBum   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Heh heh. Interesting how little kids can easily control their moms like that. It's scary, really.

That's another reason I like to go to those NOA tours: there's lots of dumb little kids I can enlighten.

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posted 07-18-2000 01:38 PM      Profile for Ryoga   Author's Homepage   Email Ryoga   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Well i sort of like kids cause i can get through tournaments easily, hehe like the kid who reckoned he could beat me cause of his Lev 100 Pidgeot with Quick attack, hehe and his Blastoise with Blizzard,Surf,Hydro pump and Skull bash was good too

(: ryoga!!!
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posted 07-18-2000 11:14 PM      Profile for cfalcon   Email cfalcon   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Normally I'd be all for telling the truth (well, when the truth is in my favor at least), but I think that you repayed that kid in the correct fashion.
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posted 07-20-2000 09:19 AM      Profile for Jackdaw   Author's Homepage   Email Jackdaw   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Hee hee hee. Little kids suck. I hate them all! You did the right thing, Vap.

I wonder why there's no Pokemon Battle things at any stores in Ohio. Stupid state. I swear this place sucks.

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posted 07-20-2000 09:34 AM      Profile for Jman   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
There's one in my state, PA. Of course it has to be a 5 hour drive, and no one, especially my parents would do that. *Sigh* Won't one ever come close to Pittsburgh...

I like Moltres, I like Milktank, Meowth mix meowth mix please deliver...
Get it?
Uh, 50 posts and counting.

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