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AznExplosN
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posted 07-03-2000 02:10 AM      Profile for AznExplosN     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Heh... Once again I say huzzah to ya'll, my fellow Azure bretheren. I bear awesome news to be shared with everybody here, for this very board deserves to be thanked. Only a few people can be as lucky as another trainer of Azurian caliber and myself.

And due to this wonderful luck, a most kickass door of oppurtunity was opened to Fish aka Fish151PKMN and myself.

On July 21st, Jason and I will be on our way to Los Angeles for the event on the Queen Mary to work as Nintendo Reps. Yes my friends, what we have hoped for has come true. For a while, I've longed to travel this country to fight the best, and provide kickass competitive skill for all you trainers yearning for a rep with some PokeMojo. Now, Fish and I are able to do so!

Fish, with his fresh in your face pimposity and "Number One Trainer in the World" title and Simyn "The Nut" Locke will be on our first trek to L.A. to take on the Japan of the Americas!

So you peeps in L.A., Sama, Fanha, Avy, and Enter Your Nut Here, please be prepared for the onslaught that will be known as "Those two guys who were Azurians and are now Reps from Michigan and Texas" for we will be equipped with our "butt hole spreaders."

HAHAHA! ::FISH AND SIMYN UPGRADES TO REP STATUS:: We now have the power to unconditionaly SMACK TALK ABOUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING POKEMON BASED ON ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! WE WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED! WE'RE POMPOUS AND OVER CONFIDENT AND WE WILL ALWAYS BE THE BEST! ALL OF YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR THE ONSLAUGHT KNOWN AS "Those two guys who were Azurians and are now Reps from Michigan and Texas" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

...

Haha, for real though. Fish and I give thanks to this board. Azure Heights ROCK! We look forward to reppin in L.A., and hopefully we'll be able to have an impressive workmanship with the company and be hired for later tours. And we will deliver what Fish and I first set out to deliver, reps who are involved with the game, and the people. I pray that happeneds, and you guys will have even more difficult reps than before. Reps who have been on the inside, reps who lurk, and know everything you people are thinking.

::conspires evily::

If you thought Brandon was evil.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

For real though, I love you all. Trainers for Life.


Simyn


(Fish, you're up!)

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Thor said to Terl, in Psychlo, "The little girl over there is begging to shoot you."

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Although naught but an infrequent passer-by, I would like to express both my congratulations and extreme envy of your position. I'm sure you will all make great reps and help to educate the ignorant masses (those stick-in-the-mud parents too).

May the force be with you, always...


PS: If possible, could you look into having a real tour come to Canada? The (one) major tour so far was quite a dissapointment...

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DizzyBum
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posted 07-03-2000 11:45 AM      Profile for DizzyBum   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Congrats! Good luck at the Queen Mary event, and I hope your superiors do decide to hire you for other U.S. tours.

But could you stay on the West Coast for a while? I'm trying to maintain my status as Pokgod of the East Coast. ...Nah, I'm kidding. I'm not THAT arrogant. I think we RPGamers have been unfairly labeled.

If you do manage to make it into future tours, make sure to give those other NOA reps a good, hard lesson in what it really takes to be a master at this game. And hey, who knows? If you do make it to an East Coast tour, maybe we'll meet up and duke it out.

BTW, how old are you? I imagine you have to be a certain age to do this kind of thing.

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posted 07-03-2000 01:05 PM      Profile for branners   Author's Homepage   Email branners   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Wow.

That's my dream...

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Fish
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posted 07-03-2000 01:39 PM      Profile for Fish     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
What am I supposed to say now?
How can I follow that?

I can answer questions...uh...any questions?
Ah yes, right over there, you sir.

quote:
Originally posted by DizzyBum:
BTW, how old are you? I imagine you have to be a certain age to do this kind of thing.

Yes, fortune smiled on me again here.
You have to be 18, and as luck may have it, my 18th birthday is July 19.

I would just like to thank Simyn for his great posting skills, as always.
And thanks to all Azurians who have tolerated me to this point.
Hopefully I can keep my ego somewhat contained from here on out.

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"California is the Japan of America." -Jim Webber (aka VaporeonsHaze) on how there are a high number of respected trainers residing in California

[This message has been edited by Fish151PKMN (edited 07-03-2000).]


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Erm, could you bring a tour to Denver?

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Hmmmm, I happen to be turning 18 tomorrow....any job openings out in the east coast? ^_^

BTW, how much do you guys get paid for this?

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I wish I was 18...

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posted 07-03-2000 05:39 PM      Profile for Dragonite21     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Congrats.

Oh, heh, never mind Denver, bring it to the UK. We need a decent tour.

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MEWTWO used SPLASH!
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DizzyBum
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posted 07-03-2000 06:45 PM      Profile for DizzyBum   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Curses. My 18th birthday is November 24. *throws something heavy*
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posted 07-05-2000 01:14 AM      Profile for Elian   Author's Homepage   Email Elian   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
just wonderin, who did u talk to to get hooked up?? im guessin brandon cause he lives in kalamazoo...

and do you HAVE to be 18??

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Congrats guys!

I can't wait for your report back.

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Fish
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Yes, you HAVE to be 18.

And everyone's favorite rep, (especially yours) Kurt gave me the hook up.

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"California is the Japan of America." -Jim Webber (aka VaporeonsHaze) on how there are a high number of respected trainers residing in California


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posted 07-05-2000 01:32 AM      Profile for GolemKong   Author's Homepage   Email GolemKong   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by branners:
Wow.

That's my dream...


Yes... That would kick some seriously large ass.


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MewtwoSama
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posted 07-05-2000 03:03 PM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Now, if we can only get Dread down here...

Mental note, "must prep Petite skills"

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simyn, and fish.
do NOT TELL HOW MUCH YOU MAKE. dsl hates that, and is likely to smack your ass for it.

besides that, welcome to the family, and i hope you guys can tolerate working with me.

ive battled both of you, and believe me... my job as a "gym leader" is now in danger. hehe

it will be an honor to work with you in LBC, and i hope you get hired for future tours. ill pester tommy about it. hehe
brandon

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My power surpasses that of any normal HUMAN.
None may contain my evil.


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Fish
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posted 07-05-2000 10:26 PM      Profile for Fish     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Come on, now.

I am not so dumb as to say how much I am getting paid.

I only wish I knew was going on at the event, and what I will be doing.

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...


You guys are getting paid?


...

Heh, either way, it's gonna be mega fun to go to L.A. for this event. You know I've been waiting for this a while now. And, to work with the oh so great "Root of all Evil" Brandon Alexander (who may possibly be related to Sean Alexander), the pleasure will be all mine. ^_^

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Hey, you guys better try and get an Australian tour going. I need to test out my trash-talk on someone.

Congratulations, the both of you. Simon, I knew you could make it this far.

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AznExplosN
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quote:
Originally posted by Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk:
Congratulations, the both of you. Simon, I knew you could make it this far.

Thank you so much CG. You know I wouldn't be as good as I am if it weren't for training partners like yourself, Dread, Sama and all those other freaks at AGNP.

Haha, speaking of AGNP, you MUST find the pic that Yoda made of us. I'm gonna post it at Karp Park.

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[b]And everyone's favorite rep, (especially yours) Kurt gave me the hook up.[b]

Yea...Kurt's awe some, he gave me Dreadite's Myuutsu...

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Oh, great. More reps to befriend! Anyway, congrats, and I'm looking forward to battling you in L.A.!!!

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Rapidash(Zeus) - Toxic, Fire Spin, Fire Blast, Agility
Exeggutor(Caeser) - Toxic, Leech Seed, Sleep Powder, Double Team
Porygon(Polly) - Thunder Wave, Sharpen, Tri Attack, Recover
Mewtwo(Oddjob) - Thunder Wave, Seismic Toss, Hyper Beam, Rest

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Dammit, the only hope I have of making this thing is my mom letting me ride a plane from San Fran to LA.

And like that's ever gonna happen. Bring me back something. =P

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well, i know what i will be doing in LBC...
im being forced to dress as (dont laugh) Ash, of all people, and battle kids with cards (bummer).
i will gladly hang with anyone after the event who wants to bring an N64 and some stadium action, though. we could have a party, even! hehe

Al, are you coming?
brandon

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I am Lord of this world, and the next.
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None may contain my evil.


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You don't even look like Ash Apophis... man, that job has to suck. Although I bet you'll be the superhero of the tour! All the kids will be like, "It's ASH!" I can see it now, hehe.

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Imakuni?
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Hahaha! I can't wait to see you Ash- er, I mean Brandon. Oh, and great idea about the party after the event. I can bring my spare N64, along with a Transfer Pak and Stadium. Maybe I could bring Perfect Dark as well? Let me know if I should bring anything else, because I'm sure it'd be a $#!% load of fun!

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Creator of the following Pokmon:

Rapidash(Pegasus) - Toxic, Fire Spin, Fire Blast, Agility
Exeggutor(Caeser) - Toxic, Leech Seed, Sleep Powder, Double Team
Porygon(Polly) - Thunder Wave, Sharpen, Tri Attack, Recover
Mewtwo(Oddjob) - Thunder Wave, Seismic Toss, Hyper Beam, Rest

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quote:
Originally posted by Apophis:
well, i know what i will be doing in LBC...
im being forced to dress as (dont laugh) Ash, of all people, and battle kids with cards (bummer).
i will gladly hang with anyone after the event who wants to bring an N64 and some stadium action, though. we could have a party, even! hehe

Al, are you coming?
brandon



Its not a party w/o me!
I'll assume my traditional
"after tour event" mode

Ick, those tacky Ash clothes...
No Team Rocket outfits?

I guess that's why its "work"


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o well.... its kinda late but congrats ^_^
anyways...... the reps on this board are now:

Apophis
Fish151pkmn
AznExplosN

i think thats right.....by the way Fish.....how did u get to know kurt? so he got u a job there, plus he dosent even work for them now..... cause i just recently talked to him

-starmie-

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Well, now if for some odd reason I'm still playing Pokemon in 2 and a half years I'll have some connections so I can become a Gym Leader... that would rock.

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"There WILL be poking!" -Me
"I like grapes!" -Anthrax

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quote:
Originally posted by AznExplosN:
Haha, speaking of AGNP, you MUST find the pic that Yoda made of us. I'm gonna post it at Karp Park.

*gets to be Natalie Portman*

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quote:
Originally posted by TeeJay:
Well, now if for some odd reason I'm still playing Pokemon in 2 and a half years...
Why does that sound odd? I probably will be.

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well, once i find out where we are staying, ill post it, so anyone who wants to hang can come.
ill prolly have a couple beers, but no, underage kids cant drink in my room. hehe
brandon

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I am Lord of this world, and the next.
My power surpasses that of any normal HUMAN.
None may contain my evil.


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