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Apophis
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posted 05-31-2000 02:24 PM      Profile for Apophis     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
im offering a true challenge to any of you guys in michigan or the surrounding areas. i live in kalamazoo, and noone can touch me here. i imagine some of you guys are pretty good, so i cant wait to get some responses.
brandon alexander

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Charger082
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posted 05-31-2000 02:52 PM      Profile for Charger082   Email Charger082   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
A newbian talking trash
kinda like freshmen

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TeeJay
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posted 05-31-2000 02:57 PM      Profile for TeeJay     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Charger, you're dumb. This guy is a newbie because he just got here. In real life, he's no newbie. He was a Gym Leader for both years of the West Coast Tour. He's respectable. I would be careful with what you say.

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MewtwoSama
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posted 05-31-2000 03:41 PM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Fish151PKMN:

I fought a fellow named Kurt, and now, I will tell you my fabulous story.

It all starts like this.
I get to the tourney in Detroit, I sit in line. I meet someone my age and we start talking. He informs me that Scyther is the fastest Pokemon, and I have no choice but to laugh, and say to myself, "This kid has no clue." So, the kid challenges me. Feeling bad for him, I use Tauros. Not even a good Tauros. I beat him without getting hit. Its done.
So then, we meet up with Jeff in line. (The Magikarp guy, and yesm it was huge) The kid begs to fight him, (I imagine it was similar to the whining you described) and Jeff beats the kid down. I feel worse for the dumb kid
Later in the day, this kid does me a favor, so I clone my Mewtwo for him, thinking he is leaving, and giving him a little pride. We then head our separate ways.
So, I go through the tourney a few more times , and I don't get in to the masters fight. I was a little disappointed in the selction process, but oh well. My respect would soon arrive.
Later that day, I go to check out the master fighting the young ones. Low and behold, there is my Mewtwo, tearing up one of the masters. So, with my Mewtwo, and my Mewtwo alone, the master trainer's grep, cron, and sed. But he was obviuosly one of the inferior mater trainers, likely along the lines of the one you battled.
So, the kid fights another master. He sends out his Articuno and Zapdos, they fall like rocks, then comes my Mewtwo, beats the masters trio again, single handedly.
So, Kurt notices this kid, more so the Mewtow, as my Mewtwo matched Kurt's in stats. Kurt challenges him. After a long battle with someone who knows little about Pokemon tactics, Kurt prevails.
I am on the side, shaking my head in disgust, wishing to be in there.
Kurt looks over, "Whats up?"
I reply, "Thank you for beating him."
He says, "Why?"
"Thats my Mewtwo."
Kurt laughs and smiles, "I figured it was his, I asked him about boxing it, he had no clue."
I laugh.
Then the unexpected: Kurts says, "Why dont you come in?" Yes, thats right, I didnt have to pester anyone, I was INVITED in.
Obviously, I accept.
We stay in there, its about 4:00 o'clock on Saturday now, compare teams and such. He asks me if I will be back tomorow, I say yes, he says I should stop by. I agree, and head to my hotel
Feeling a little bold, I go back.
I ask Kurt briefly, "I am a little tired of fighting in the Prime Cup and getting nothing, think tomorrow I could have one of those cool shirts and be a master trainer?"
I had no idea of what was to come.
"Well, you cant have a shirt," he says, (I was a little disappointed at this point), but "you can come in a be a master trainer for the day."

So, that night was great. I was excited as all hell. I couldn't wait for the next day to come.
So, I get there Sunday morning. I find Kurt.
"So, am I still on for the master training."
"Yup, stop by bout eleven."
I go in at eleven. We talk hardcore tactics, and we decide to fight. We had already studied each others Pokemon the day before, and know what each other have.
So, the battle commences. Note: This guy goes across the US and fights Pokemon, and hasnt lost a single match in 5 MONTHS. Now here, I will save the ridiculous play by play, and get to the point: I won.
His peers are dumbfounded. We fight again. Remember that Dragonite my friend told you about, it beat him. I lost no Pokemon in this fight.
By the end of the day, I fight him five times, winning three.
At this point, I am tired of mocking you, and will summarize the rest. Kurt liked me so much, he bought me lunch, we hung out all day, and on his break we shopped at EB, and he even left me in charge of battles when he left for a little bit.



He lives in Kalamazoo.

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Rejoice that I honor you with these words, o worm! Bow before my magnificence and might, and I may spare you when my time arrives. But only if it pleases me to do so!


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Biffster
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posted 05-31-2000 03:51 PM      Profile for Biffster     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
hey Apophis, does Biffs Eggs ring a bell? If it doesn't, i fought you at the Independence, MO tour. I am a lot better than i was then, as i recall when i fought you i didnt have box-tricked pokemon. Welcome to Azure.

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it made itself more evasive....


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Iyse
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posted 05-31-2000 04:46 PM      Profile for Iyse   Email Iyse   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Yo Brandon, get yer ass over to the UK!

We'd love to have ya!

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Fish
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posted 06-01-2000 09:21 AM      Profile for Fish     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Ohhh.....crap!

I knew I should have deleted that post...
Stupid, stupid me...
I was hoping that my cocky story would never resurface.

Oh well.

Yeah, I live in Kalamzoo.
Where have you been all this time?

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MewtwoSama
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posted 06-01-2000 02:30 PM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Fish, I did cut out the bad parts.

I'm expecting a HUGE Warstory from you soon.

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AIM: MewtwoSama
Rejoice that I honor you with these words, o worm!
Bow before my magnificence and might, and I may spare you when my time arrives.
But only if it pleases me to do so!


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Fish
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posted 06-06-2000 01:53 PM      Profile for Fish     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Apophis:
I live in kalamazoo, and no one can touch me here.

Come on, buddy...
Where you at???

Not to be cocky, but I can at least TOUCH your skill....if not beat you into the ground....

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"California is the Japan of America." -Jim Webber (aka VaporeonsHaze) on how there are a high number of respected trainers residing in California


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starCaliber
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posted 06-06-2000 02:01 PM      Profile for starCaliber   Email starCaliber   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Fish, he only plays Petit Cup. So you'd probably lose.

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Fish
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posted 06-06-2000 03:09 PM      Profile for Fish     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Hmmmm...petit cup you say...

I'll see what I can throw together.

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"California is the Japan of America." -Jim Webber (aka VaporeonsHaze) on how there are a high number of respected trainers residing in California


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Apophis
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posted 06-07-2000 01:38 PM      Profile for Apophis     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
hey fish
you sound like a cool guy, so ill treat ya with loads of respect.
maybe we can start a league up here.
brandon

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Fish
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posted 06-07-2000 03:14 PM      Profile for Fish     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Yes, yes.
This is all good and fun, but is there some way we can communicate other than posting on these board?

WOOOO!!!
#300!!!
::marching band, parade and such cross the screen, balloons and everything::

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"California is the Japan of America." -Jim Webber (aka VaporeonsHaze) on how there are a high number of respected trainers residing in California


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