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Iyse
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posted 05-31-2000 05:37 PM      Profile for Iyse   Email Iyse   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
OK, so I thought today might be better than the day before at Burger King, having only 4 kids turn up.

Today, 2 kids turned up! INCLUDING ME!

The same guy was there...

Oh well, I played him a few more times.

1st time I played... Let's just say he had Mewtwo, Zapdos and Articuno...

Jolteon took em all out, boring.

Second match, my Snorlax, Jolteon and Toby against his Sandslash, Magmar and Raichu (at least he realised that Mewtwo didn't stand a chance now).

He brought out Sandslash (what a surprise due to Jolteon!) but I came out with Snorlax first! HA!

Sanslash used Fissure (boy was I worried now!) but it missed.
Snorlax used Body Slam

Sandslash used Earthquake
Snorlax used Body Slam

He then brought up that he was changing Pokémon! Hahaha!

I automatically selected Earthquake.

Out with Raichu, Earthquake killed it.

Out with Magmar, Confuse Ray.
Snorlax hurt itself, damn!

Magmar used Fire Blast, it hit
Snorlax hurt itself, damn x2!

Magmar used Fire Blast, it hit
Snorlax used Earthquake, about 10HP left! Damn!

Magmar used Fire Punch, and killed Lax.
Out came my Slowbro

He confused it
Slowbro hurt itself

Fire Blast did jack all
Surf finished off the god damn Magmar!

Out came Sandslash, he used Fissure!
NOOOOOO!!!! It missed! Phew!
Slowbro hurt itself! AHHH!!!

Slash used Earthquake
Slowbro Surfed, and hit for the kill!

Yes!

Anywayz, after that, he wanted his Mewtwo to go against my Swiffer Mew, I agreed, after a game of Mewtwo vs Mewtwo.

His Mewtwo: Psychic, Ice Beam, HyperBeam, Recover

Mine: Grep

I won (Duh), and played him with a different Mewtwo against Swiffer.

Ofcourse he won... Swiffer is for DTers, not for an Amnesia + Ice Beam Mewtwo...

And he carried on about how Mew is crap, I didn't listen.

After we played some mini games and they packed up an hour early coz NO ONE was there!

Anyway, at the end, the two GORGEOUS Nintendo gals bought me a Burger King, gave me a Tshirt, and asked if I was gonna be at the next one in Sutton the next day.

I ofcourse said yes, as apparently, it's REALLy busy, and there's this kid there who has a mum who she is a total cow. For the simple fact that if you beat her kid twice, she accuses you of cheating and will go all out to get you disqualified. I cannot wait (didn't I say that already?).

Ahhhh well, at least I'll see those gorgeous nintendo gals again (who are about 20 or something, still... WHOOOOAAAAA!!!).

Dudez!

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Slowbro used Amnesia
Slowbro used Amnesia
Slowbro used Amnesia
Slowbro used Surf Critical Hit

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Apophis
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posted 05-31-2000 05:41 PM      Profile for Apophis     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
well,
where can i get some of these gorgeous nintendo gals that buy lunch for the winners?
lol
jk
brandon alexander

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Iyse
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posted 05-31-2000 05:47 PM      Profile for Iyse   Email Iyse   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Hehehehehe, in the UK, we have 5 star treatment.

I even heard that the final in Lodon for the EU Pokemon Championship 2000 will be hosted by a load of UK celebs.

Such as Jonathan (sp?) Ross, Baby Spice, Steps, some other guy, S Club 7, etc.

But they are really nice gals!

AND they understand the ways of Pokemon! Whoa! Now I don't care who you are, a girl who understand Pokemon, is nice, a great looker, and can kiss like hell! (hehe j/k) is a rare gem in the UK!

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branners
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posted 06-01-2000 02:00 PM      Profile for branners   Author's Homepage   Email branners   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Iyse:
Hehehehehe, in the UK, we have 5 star treatment.

I even heard that the final in Lodon for the EU Pokemon Championship 2000 will be hosted by a load of UK celebs.

Such as Jonathan (sp?) Ross, Baby Spice, Steps, some other guy, S Club 7, etc.




Yes, everybody LOVES them, don't they? We all love Baby Spice, S Club 7 and Steps, don't we?

Imagine if you become the UK champ, though. TV people everywhere will be banging on your door. You'd get to be on telly!

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Mew's Dad
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posted 06-01-2000 02:28 PM      Profile for Mew's Dad   Author's Homepage   Email Mew's Dad   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Cool

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Hitmonrich
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Why the fuck are Steps and S-Club 7 gonna be there? Anywayz, Iyse, you will not win!!!!!!!!!!!! I've been practicing loads recently! I'm very prepared and very confident!

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Iyse
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posted 06-01-2000 03:54 PM      Profile for Iyse   Email Iyse   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Oh have you Rich?

Well I suppose then it won't feel so bad when you lose!

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MewtwoSama
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posted 06-01-2000 06:44 PM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Iyse, bring a camera next time.

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