Wake up, get there. I meet Brandon downstairs. He goes off talking about how the Pojo ranked him #3 in the US (Of course, they ranked some idiot 14 year old from Michigan or something #1. =P). I get ready to fight him...then I realize he forgot his gameboy and has to battle on Sta with Rentals. And they don't have transfer paks, either. ><

A couple minutes later, I meet Fahna (PS: I WANT MY 20 BUCKS BACK.), and we start to fight. Electrode vs Electrode. He T-Waves, I'm fully paralyzed. He does Mimic (gets Thunderbolt), I screech. EXPLODE! Unfortunantely (for him), it fails to kill me. So out goes Snorlax (at least, I think...) who kills me in one Double Edge. Switch to Magneton. We both DT 6 times, pull some DT/Rest crap, until he hits with Earthquake and critical hits. Zapdos out. DT 3 times, Rest (he was DEing me all this time). He gets me into a position where I'm constantly resting, eventually CHs, and kills Zapdos. out goes Vaporeon. This time I'm able to pull of all 6 DTs, and after some more Surf/Rest on my part and DE/Rest on his, I finally realize what my last move is.

Acid Armor!

Acid Armor thrice. After more uneventful stuff, I'm able get really lucky with Surf (CHs), fainting Snorlax in his Sleep. He sends out his Mewtwo (I think), Amnesias twice, and starts with...Thunderbolt (I think.). >< It hits twice, fainting Vaporeon. I send out my own Mewtwo. I Amnesia twice (his attacks start to bounce =P), and freeze after the third Ice Beam! Yay! (BTW, Fahna, I generally don't TRY to freeze, but I didn't want to Solar Beam. Why? Solar Beam when you can do nearly 1.5 the damage in two Ice Beams? Well, it conserves PP, but...) Except for his Toby-Bro DT style, the rest was simply mop-up. (He started to take advantage of Solar Beam's 2-turn clause. Oh, I can't wait for Clear Skies...)

1-0 after fight one!

While I was fighting Fahna, some little kid (he looked about 7 or 8) says that he wants to fight me. So I do. I decide to go easy, on the kid, taking Rapidash, Magneton, and Zapdos. (Zapdos was a mistake, I meant to take Vaporeon).

2nd biggest mistake today.

He sends out X-Part-Two. *Shit,* I think to myself. *Rep pokemon. Aw well, I'll still ta1ke him ou---damn.* I sent out Rapidash. Luckily, X doesn't have Surf. He misses with Blizzard, while I use AGility. The next five turns are spent of me using Horn Drill and missing, and him using various attacks, which kill me. So out goes Magneton, who mops up the mess.

*That's gotta be the last rep pokemon he ha--shit.*

Out comes Myuutsu! *flips the panic switch*

This kid may have the pokemon, but he doesn't have the strategy. He's stuck in a Psychic/Recover mode. Magneton succumbs, but knocks him down to about half. Zapdos comes out. Recover FAILS (!), and Zapdos CHs with Drill Peck, fainting.

*Forget the mumbling, I'll just say shit right now.*

Out goes...Swift Dancer Mew!

This is where the kid actually shows strategy. He uses Swords Dance (!) 3x, (along with Softboiled when Drill Peck did too much to him) and Swifts. It's over. It's all over. I lost to a NINE YEAR OLD!

Time to get over that humiliation. Here comes Jeff!

Jeff does his bad-ass rountine.

"You know," I say, "I'm gonna have to post to Azure about how badly I beat you."

He just laughs. And the big battle begins!

My Electrode vs his Jolteon. I T-Wave him, he uses Toxic. Mewtwo Sama showed up while I was fighting the little kid, and made some sarcastic remark about how Toxic is totally gonna screw me, and how Electrode is so weak.

I screech, he's FPed. EXPLODE! DUCK AND COVER! JOLTEON GOES DOWN! IT'S A ONE-HIT WONDER~!!1

*clears throat*

I send out Zapdos. This was my second biggest mistake today, he sends out...Grep. ><

He Subs, I DT. He Amnesias, I DT. He hits with Psy, spec falls, I DT. He hits with Psychic, fainting me.

Jeff resumes his bad-ass routine. I'm not going down THAT easily!

Mewtwo, go!

After INSANE amounts of stalling, his Mewtwo FINALLY GETS FROZEN! WOOOOO! I finish the ice cube off, and in comes a Swift Dancer Mew. After a while...I run out of PP. Now he's Swifting, and I'm needing to Recover every turn. I'm going down! Lord, HELP ME!

Saved by the bell! Jeff has to go do tourney stuff. We agree to a draw, even though he would have won.

1-1-1!

I fight some kid, nothing special, although he DID use Rep pokemon (X-P-T, Myuutsu, and Swift-Dancer), i take this guy down much easier.

2-1-1!

Well, that's about it. I dont even want to go into the reason why Fahna needs to give me my twenty bucks back. =P

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--EYNH
"Mars is bright tonight."
Co-founder of BBB
The Official AGNP Pope
All of the above was stated IMHO.

Now where's Fanhas, Samas, Avalanches and everybody elses war stories! C'mon, where's the dirt!

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Thor said to Terl, in Psychlo, "The little girl over there is begging to shoot you."

"I'll be quiet here," said Terl.

quote:

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Originally posted by Avalanche:
Hey, you forgot when you battled me.

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I didn't battle you...o.o

Anyway, a lot of people ignore me. Some more than you. We 12 year-olds get underappriciated...><

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AIM: MewtwoSama
It's cold, glowing eyes strike fear into it's enemies.

Anywayz, what does X-P-T have?

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Slowbro used Amnesia
Slowbro used Amnesia
Slowbro used Amnesia
Slowbro used Surf Critical Hit