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Mr. K
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posted 05-17-2000 05:03 AM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
The saga continues...

Match #3:

First up is Dugtrio, who was fast, but no match for Wiggly's might. (And his Fissure failed, unlike last tourney!) Wiggly finished Dugtrio with a Hyper Beam and the little turds were history. Alakazam was next, and was quickly Body Slammed to death.

Scrod was impressed with Wiggly, and even (for once) complimented him instead of calling him a fag. Wiggly was breathing hard when Mewtwo came out and only got in one shot, but he had performed admirably. In fact, he polished off Alakazam with so little trouble, I could barely remember who the second guy in the third match was a few days later.

Snorlax was next vs. Mewtwo (obviously Lee had no chance). Mewtwo then went crazy with the critical hits and Snorlax didn't even have a chance to Rest. And Lee was dead in one Psychic.

Wiggly was heartbroken. Again he had poured his guts into a battle and AGAIN he'd had victory stolen from him.

At least I wasn't being humiliated. Everyone I fought was worried by the end of the match. And this was at least a clean loss.

Scrod began making fun of me again and dangled his badge (made out of metal instead of cardboard this time) in my face.

On to the Loser's Circle...

Match #4:

The beginning of this match was delayed while my opponent switched Pokemon (which you are not allowed to do) and added some TMs to his Pokemon (which you are REALLY not allowed to do). Scrod was watching what he was doing and kept arching his eyebrows, but it didn't really seem worth complaining. Finally the guy got his shit together.

Man, I hate Zapdos. Maybe more than Mewtwo.

Anyway, Zapdos was first, and frighteningly accurate with Thunder. After a couple turns, I gambled that a Wiggly Hyper Beam would finish off Zapdos...and it allllllmost did. Zapdos had a sliver of life left, tho, and finished off Wiggly while he recharged from the Hyper Beam.

At this point, I really should have put in Lee. He might have taken a shot from the bird, and I had to know Mewtwo was coming, but I wasn't thinking clearly and didn't realize my error until Mewtwo came out. It might not have mattered, depending on the order of things, but it might have made all the difference.

Anyway, Snorlax mopped up after Wiggly and then met another Snorlax. (I thought he might be getting popular, but most people were still surprised by mine, so maybe not.)

The two fat boys beat the krap out of each other for a while and eventually mine was victorious. But he was hurt bad and Mewtwo took him out before he could sleep it off. Then Hitmonlee came out and was dead in one Psychic. (This was not shaping up to be his day.)

Well, Hell.

That sucked.

I was now officially doing worse than last time.

Scrod started mocking me again as I pouted.

At least I didn't fight the kid next to me, who almost ended up being my only choice. He was a bitchy little thing, who flung his Gameboy on the table when he lost and just about started to cry. The guy he was playing was pretty nice and several times gave him tips during the match, but I think that only made him more upset. Angry little red-eyed thing...I couldn't possibly have felt good beating (or losing to!) him.

We wandered around the mall for awhile, I registered again, then Scrod decided to split and quit while he was ahead. Plus he had to go to work.

I went and got some lunch, which I didn't really enjoy.

Tune in next issue to see just how many matches Mr. K can lose in a row!

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Pink Elephant
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awwww, poor wiggly. what a man. sounds like fun, altho you never said if you lost to that whiney five year old. Or maybe, if you want to keep my respect, dont tell us what the turnout from the fight was.

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Mr. K
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posted 05-17-2000 08:55 AM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Pink Elephant:
...you never said if you lost to that whiney five year old.


Naw, the little kid fought someone else. But as people were settling down, it looked like I was gonna be stuck fighting him, but the guy I fought was a reasonable age.

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ceoalex316
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posted 05-17-2000 04:17 PM      Profile for ceoalex316     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Hitmonlee doesn't seem to be doing anything
except disappointing that awesome wiggly. You should know that you were going to fight countless mewtwos, why train a Hitmonlee?

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quote:
Originally posted by ceoalex316:
Hitmonlee doesn't seem to be doing anything
except disappointing that awesome wiggly. You should know that you were going to fight countless mewtwos, why train a Hitmonlee?


Maybe because he likes Hitmonlee?
Its not all about winning you know.
Its more about fun.

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Mr. K
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quote:
Originally posted by ceoalex316:
You should know that you were going to fight countless mewtwos, why train a Hitmonlee?

Because last time, nearly every person I fought (7 out of 8) led with Mewtwo, who Wiggly would take out. I wasn't expecting every single person I fought this time to have Mewtwo come out last.

In the first tourney, my Lee took out all 3 opponents in one match (including a paralyzed Mewtwo!), so he's definitely not useless. And in Stadium (where the world isn't dominated by Psychics), he's one of my most useful Pokemon.

Still, you do have a point. However, my other options are Koffing (also dead in one hit to Mewtwo), Butterfree (who, with Psychic and Mega Drain, can do nothing to M2) and Psyduck, who is unevolved.

However, Psyduck can withstand one hit from M2, so he might be my best option in future tourneys. He was on my winning team when I got my first Boulder Badge and he did it by taking out a Mew.

So maybe I should give him some more credit...

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Mr. K, I vaguely remeber that you had a dodrio a long while ago? maybe dodrio wont be a good replacement for lee in tourneys. That is, if capt. wiggly and dodrio can get along ok, then maybe you will get somewhere.

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Mr. K
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quote:
Originally posted by Pink Elephant:
maybe dodrio wont be a good replacement for lee in tourneys. That is, if capt. wiggly and dodrio can get along ok, then maybe you will get somewhere.

Dodrio does actually do OK in tourneys, but, well...I just don't like him all that much.

I did have to bring him into Stadium, tho, to defeat Lance...just because I needed the Speed to deal with those annoying multi-turn attacks.

Speed is part of what is making Buzz look good...

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Pink Elephant
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Mr. K, hurry up with part III!!! I really love reading these war stories.....

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Poor Mr. K... If you want, you can come over here with your Hitmonlee and try out in the UK Championships...

There aren't any Mews or Mewtwos so it'll be safe! What do you say?

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Mr. K
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quote:
Originally posted by Iyse:
There aren't any Mews or Mewtwos so it'll be safe! What do you say?

You pay airfare and I'm there, dude.

By the way, Pink Elephant, thanks for your encouragement...Part III is on the way!

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Well, how much is a plane ticket from wherever you are to Gatwick/Heathrow?

What's your local airport and I can find out!

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Mr. K
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posted 05-19-2000 09:49 AM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Iyse:
Well, how much is a plane ticket from wherever you are to Gatwick/Heathrow?

What's your local airport and I can find out!


Miami Int'l Airport.

Let me know what the cost is, by the way, should be interesting...

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Iyse
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Priced up with British Airways. Economy (Lowest class, hehehe).

Total Price: $ 908.22
Passengers: 1 adult, 0 children, 0 infants

Outbound: Wed 31 May 2000 Miami to Gatwick (London)
Flight: BA2294
Depart: 31 May 2000 16:40 MIA
Arrive: 1 June 2000 06:10 LGW

Inbound: Mon 17 July 2000 Gatwick (London) to Miami
Flight: BA2295
Depart: 17 July 2000 10:15 LGW
Arrive: 17 July 2000 14:40 MIA

That's 4 days before the tour, to 2 days after the final in London... Should I start making accomodations?

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Oh, and if you want to fly by concorde:

Total Price: $ 10,396.22 <---- HAHAHAH!!
Passengers: 1 adult, 0 children, 0 infants

Outbound: Wed 31 May 2000 Miami to Gatwick (London)
Flight: BA2294
Depart: 31 May 2000 16:40 MIA
Arrive: 1 June 2000 06:10 LGW

Inbound: Mon 17 July 2000 Gatwick (London) to Miami
Flight: BA2295
Depart: 17 July 2000 10:15 LGW
Arrive: 17 July 2000 14:40 MIA

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Oh, hold on, that may the same flight, but just a different class......

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Nine hundred bucks is trivial to the amount that he would have to spend, for all intents and purposes, vacationing in the UK for six weeks.

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Mr. K
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quote:
Originally posted by Iyse:
Passengers: 1 adult, 0 children, 0 infants

Where's my Wigglytuff gonna sit?

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On your lap.

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posted 05-25-2000 01:18 AM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
That's not safe!

What if the plane crash lands?

He needs his own safety belt and oxygen mask.

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Hey, I actually got my Pikachu its own seat on our flight from Taiwan.

It even got its own little juice and peanuts, and a pita for lunch!

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Mr. K
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That's so cute I could just die.

I'd like to get a stuffed Wiggly to ride shotgun in my car. I think he should have a hat of some kind, and he'd have to decide whether to cut holes in the hat or brush his ears back.

My friend suggested a ski mask. That's not a bad idea.

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