Murderer's Row, v 1.0
Theme: Like the '27 Yankees, everyone on this team hits with a 300+ (Special) Attack.
Some Pokemon have two items: The second is for Item Claused battles.
Basic Zappy, leads off and fires away. Whirlwind is for psuedo-haze (though Haze is infinitely better) and potential Parashuffle against IRC n00bs.
RBY standard Rhydon, who hasn't improved much. But did he need to? The item's a tossup between Lefties and the proletarian Mint Berry.
~Hidden Power (Bug 70)
Every time I think Light Screen's worthless, it saves my butt in an important battle. Blackbelt for a OHKO on that fucking egg (you know who I'm talking about).
Annoyance/PP wasting Flareon. Not many people realize Shadow Ball has a Spec. Def down side effect, so a couple of those and Flamethrower starts racking up damage.
My true Hazer. Octillery's a bit slow, but he's also my favorite Pokemon. Flareon and Alakazam (below) cover Fire needs, so I don't really need a Dontillery.
Bog standard Alakazam. Fire Punch fu><orz Scizors and Forrys.
There you go, rate away.