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Jolt135
Farting Nudist
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posted 08-09-2001 08:10 AM      Profile for Jolt135   Author's Homepage   Email Jolt135   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Here is one of my rare “in theory only” teams. Normally whenever I make a team, I just shark it on immediately, but on this team, because of the incredible uselessness in tournament play, I’m not using that. But anyway, here it is:

UMBREON@leftovers Double Team/Mean Look/Moonlight/Baton Pass
The new standard, sure. Listen closely: It powers up, then BP’s to...

CELEBI@leftovers Perish Song/Protect/Recover/Baton Pass
Hmm...I wonder what this will do? Perish Song, then Protect, then Recover, then switch back to Umby. But for the first go-round, set up a Baton Pass to...

MAGIKARP@everstone Splash/(I deleted the other moves)
What does Magikarp do best? You guessed it: Dying! And when you BP it a Perish Song when the count is 1, what do you think will happen?
(insert the letters “XD” some 65,535 times)
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But this is just for fun. Now, my other three members:

SMEARGLE@leftovers Perish Song/Protect/Recover/Baton Pass
Kind of like Celebi, except with 5 fewer type weaknesses! And for ever more fun, you can pass the count-1 Perish Song to...

METAPOD@big mushroom Harden/3 empty slots
Another suicide weakling! Except this time, if you’re lucky, Metapod will drop the Big Mushroom, the opponent’s next Pokemon will pick it up, get high off magic mushrooms, and faint! (j/k)

ELECTRODE@quick claw Spore/Lock-On/Fissure/Guillotine
Why Quick Claw? That way, it reduces the chance that an enemy’s Quick Claw will work. This guy just kills whatever’s left. If you don’t want Sporing ‘Trode, use:

PIKACHU@light ball Thunderbolt/Surf/Fly/Thunder Wave
Um...yeah. I know it sucks. If only they had actual animations for a Flying ‘Chu......then it might be worth it to watch the little rat die. Until then, I’m sticking with Electrode.


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Jolt135
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posted 08-13-2001 09:32 AM      Profile for Jolt135   Author's Homepage   Email Jolt135   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
BUMP
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cursed_snorlax
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posted 08-13-2001 10:03 AM      Profile for cursed_snorlax   Email cursed_snorlax   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
magikarp metapod pikachu ?
this is the worst team i have ever seen.

[ 08-13-2001: Message edited by: cursed_snorlax ]

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come to the #BN_pokéchat on Mirc.
tell your frends to :)


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Face
I invented cancer.
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posted 08-13-2001 12:04 PM      Profile for Face   Author's Homepage   Email Face   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
This team sucks you idiot.

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Weezing!

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Dark_Herakurosu
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posted 08-13-2001 06:17 PM      Profile for Dark_Herakurosu   Author's Homepage   Email Dark_Herakurosu   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
LOL!!! This is the n00b team I was lookin for! Use 3 stupid pokes as shields! Pass the Mean Look & Perish Song to the weaklings! Only problem is that they'll faint before Perish Count is up.

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There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections, and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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Jolt135
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posted 08-14-2001 09:55 AM      Profile for Jolt135   Author's Homepage   Email Jolt135   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Perish Passing Celebi: the Exploding Magikarp of GSC. I have the weaklings because I want to pass to SOMEONE, and it may as well be someone that I can live without. Plus, Celebi will survive to do it again!
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