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J. Thaddeus Toad
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posted 10-21-2000 01:28 PM      Profile for J. Thaddeus Toad   Author's Homepage   Email J. Thaddeus Toad   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
The site was down for a few hours this morning during a power outage.

The Electabuzz we hired to power the server got all pissed off when Wiggly said he could take him in a fight, and they've been slugging it out in the parking lot all day.

They're both paralyzed right now, but they can still mutter insults under their breath, so I've got to get them both to a Pokemon Center before they really hurt themselves.

In the meantime, we hired some Magnemites who were passing thru town and they seem to be getting along well with everyone, except Psyduck, who is keeping his distance.

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From: Toad Hall | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged
Psybro
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posted 10-21-2000 04:10 PM      Profile for Psybro   Email Psybro   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Yeah, Magnemites are always handy when that kinda thing happens...
We tried using Voltorb last time there was a power cut.
They were cheaper, but they blew up our fridge

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[This message has been edited by Psybro (edited 10-21-2000).]


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Quetzalcoatl
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posted 10-22-2000 12:03 PM      Profile for Quetzalcoatl   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
There was a power outage around my area at time.

Thanks for explaining the problem.

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Rolken
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posted 10-23-2000 01:57 PM      Profile for Rolken   Author's Homepage   Email Rolken   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Yeah, we hired a few Pikachu to power our house once, but they went on strike 'cause they didn't like my mom's food.

That's why I do the cooking now.

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posted 10-24-2000 12:39 AM      Profile for starCaliber   Email starCaliber   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Yeah, all 'Chus dig Pringle Stew.

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Eaichu250
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posted 10-24-2000 05:16 PM      Profile for Eaichu250   Email Eaichu250   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
yeah that kinda stuff happens one time we had to hire a zapdos it pecked my eyes out then it went for the food...

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Jenova
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posted 10-25-2000 08:14 AM      Profile for Jenova   Author's Homepage   Email Jenova   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
We keep a supply of thunderstones in our house, if we need any power and have to resort to Pigaychus I evolve 'em all. Then we have loads of fun Raichus bouncing around everywhere powering stuff....they get a little hyper though....And theres always the possibility of getting a couple of Jolteons like we did before, although they are rather evil.

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"I wonder if the guys'd still be my friends if some crazy chick killed 'em all..." -Psybro, in reference to me.


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Dragonite21
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posted 10-25-2000 09:39 AM      Profile for Dragonite21     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Did they get hyper because you were feeding them too many polos?

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Rolken
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posted 10-25-2000 01:16 PM      Profile for Rolken   Author's Homepage   Email Rolken   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Tsk, tsk. All good trainers know never to feed Electric types polos.

Life Savers are the best for them.

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articool
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posted 10-25-2000 02:05 PM      Profile for articool   Email articool   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
That 'Buzz should've just accepted that Wiggly was better and moved on.

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Dragonite21
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posted 10-25-2000 03:08 PM      Profile for Dragonite21     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Rolken:
Tsk, tsk. All good trainers know never to feed Electric types polos.

Life Savers are the best for them.


No no no. Cadbury's creme eggs are perfect for the job.

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-cfalcon enlightening us on how to shark max stats in G/S


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Flareon
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posted 10-26-2000 02:19 AM      Profile for Flareon   Email Flareon   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
My Raichu is addicted to chocolate syrup. We go through four or five bottles a week, and if Katie-chan doesn't get her syrup, she Thunder Waves everyone in the house.

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Land und Leute
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posted 10-27-2000 09:14 PM      Profile for Land und Leute   Email Land und Leute   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Dragonite21:
No no no. Cadbury's creme eggs are perfect for the job.

No way. Hershey's Caramel Classics are much better (especially the ones with chocolate in them).

By the way, does anyone know where I can get a refund for my Electrode? It's high voltage damaged my other computer...

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Jenova
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posted 10-27-2000 10:15 PM      Profile for Jenova   Author's Homepage   Email Jenova   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
No, I think the Raichu all got a little too horny...we have Vulpix to heat the house....

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"I wonder if the guys'd still be my friends if some crazy chick killed 'em all..." -Psybro, in reference to me.


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Eaichu250
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posted 10-28-2000 10:32 AM      Profile for Eaichu250   Email Eaichu250   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Does anyone notice this is the most popular topic in the Intformation Booth?

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Marril
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posted 10-29-2000 02:07 PM      Profile for Marril     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Scary, isn't it? (j/k)

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Jman
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posted 11-16-2000 06:22 PM      Profile for Jman   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Yeah... I hear you guys...

We had to fire Bulbasaur, the florist, because he was Razor Leaf'n all the Petunias...

*sigh*

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J. Thaddeus Toad
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posted 11-16-2000 10:31 PM      Profile for J. Thaddeus Toad   Author's Homepage   Email J. Thaddeus Toad   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Buzz and Wiggly have been talking shit about each other again lately...there might be another outage soon...

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posted 11-17-2000 02:32 PM      Profile for cfalcon   Email cfalcon   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Now *that's* a good sig.
How new is that?

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posted 11-17-2000 05:23 PM      Profile for Pink Elephant   Author's Homepage   Email Pink Elephant   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by cfalcon:
Now *that's* a good sig.
How new is that?

ROFL! Yeah, I agree. Thats the best phucking sig I've ever seen. ^_^

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J. Thaddeus Toad
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posted 11-20-2000 01:45 AM      Profile for J. Thaddeus Toad   Author's Homepage   Email J. Thaddeus Toad   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
cfalcon: How new is that?

Guess I've had it for a couple weeks or so...hasn't been a lot of activity here in the Booth lately...

...not that I'm complaining. I enjoy spending my time linking all the paperclips together.

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Atma
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posted 11-20-2000 05:36 PM      Profile for Atma   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
wheeee!!!!!!! *grabs a whole bunch of papreclips, makes it into a necklace and gives it to Jen as a gift*

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I am pure energy... and as ancient as the cosmos.
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Jenova
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posted 11-21-2000 12:37 PM      Profile for Jenova   Author's Homepage   Email Jenova   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
ty Atma! *proudly wears paperclip necklace*

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Biffster
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Shhh... Don't tell anyone. I've been keeping and Exeggutor in my house and telling my parents that it was a big happy tree. They'll pay for never letting me have a dog.

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Psybro
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quote:
Originally posted by Biffster:
Shhh... Don't tell anyone. I've been keeping and Exeggutor in my house and telling my parents that it was a big happy tree. They'll pay for never letting me have a dog.


Ya shoulda waited until Christmas.
"Hey, Ma, Pa, I got a big happy Christmas tree for you!"
"That's not a big happy Christmas tree, it's a big happy palm tree!"
"LIES!!! Exeggutor, Stun Spore!"

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mr k mouth
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posted 11-26-2000 11:57 PM      Profile for mr k mouth   Author's Homepage   Email mr k mouth   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
that sig is awesome, i love it.

*sends complaint*

i feel satisfied.

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<kevin>here's me and marla's song (some sappy shit)
<me> dude, your pathetic, you don't have a chance in hell with that girl
<kevin> here's you and elise's song (cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort)
<me> fuck you

that's the story of me and kevin, to very horny teenagers who have no chance with the girls listed above.


From: I OWN PORNBOT AT CS | Registered: Aug 2000  |  IP: Logged
J. Thaddeus Toad
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posted 11-27-2000 10:55 PM      Profile for J. Thaddeus Toad   Author's Homepage   Email J. Thaddeus Toad   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Well, no one complained about the new outage, so it couldn't have been all that bad...
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posted 11-28-2000 09:17 PM      Profile for Conflagra     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Finally, a flamed topic in the Information Booth.

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