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posted 03-16-2003 12:40 AM      Profile for TeLeFonE   Email TeLeFonE   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Already into the 3rd generation of pokemon games, Koffing continues to live up to its name. I found one in that Fiery Tunnel place and quickly decided to capture it with my Great Ball. It was rough training at first, with only the leet Tackle and Smog to do damage. But then, I decided to teach it Secret Power. This strange move acts like Body Slam in trainer battles, so my Koffing quickly pwned shit with hits that paralyze. I leveled it up quickly from there and taught it Self-Destruct and the all powerful Sludge. ;x Now its one bad ass, mother fucker at level 30 who kicks major ass, especially grounders because of his new Levitate ability.

In conclusion, Koffing still rocks and can still rip up the in game trainers like level 5 Magikarp. Catch a Koffing now.

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Spirit of Honour
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posted 03-16-2003 01:23 AM      Profile for Spirit of Honour     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
But wait!

Get a Koffing now and you will get many more features.

Lv33 Haze
Lv41 Explosion
Lv45 Destiny Bond

All of this will be included along with the levitate characteristic and sludge!

However if you order now, we will throw in another bonus. If you thought that koffing was a great deal, wait til you meet weezing. Weezing is even stronger than koffing is and is included absolutly free.

Yes you get all of this including weezing for only $29.95! Or 3 easy payments of 9.95!

But wait! If you order now we'll take out one whole payment. Yes one whole payment! You get all of this just for the amazing one time price of 19.95!

Order now, you will not regret it. Shipping and Handling is not included. We are not responsible for any damages that your new koffing causes to your furniture or your lungs.

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posted 03-17-2003 02:36 PM      Profile for Donald   Email Donald      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Evolve Koffing?


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posted 03-21-2003 01:57 AM      Profile for Tghost   Author's Homepage   Email Tghost   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Also, Koffing now gets Will-O-Wisp. All hail the burning.

Remember to attach an Everstone so you don't need to endure the pain of Koffing attempting to blasphemise itself.

In Conclusion, Koffing should have been one of the R/S Starters.

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