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Posted by MewtwoSama (Member # 12) on 01-05-2005, 03:45 AM:
 
Wild Card Round
AFC: Jets at Chargers
AFC: Broncos at Colts
NFC: Rams at Seahawks
NFC: Vikings at Packers

Divisional Round
AFC: Chargers at Steelers
AFC: Colts at Patriots
NFC: Rams at Eagles
NFC: Packers at Falcons

Conference Championships
AFC: Chargers at Patriots
NFC: Rams at Packers

Super Bowl XXXIX
Packers vs Chargers - SAN DIEGO SUPER CHARGERS!
 
Posted by Boodabonzi (Member # 2958) on 01-05-2005, 06:41 AM:
 
Wild Card Round
AFC: Jets at Chargers
AFC: Broncos at Colts
NFC: Rams at Seahawks
NFC: Vikings at Packers

Divisional Round
AFC: Chargers at Steelers
AFC: Colts at Patriots
NFC: Seahawks at Eagles
NFC: Vikings at Falcons

Conference Championships
AFC: Steelers at Patriots
NFC: Vikings at Eagles

Super Bowl XXXIX
Vikings vs Steelers - SWEDISH SUPER MEATBALLS!

Vikings to beat Steelers 32-27 in the best Superbowl ever.
 
Posted by JohtoMaster (Member # 1023) on 01-05-2005, 08:24 AM:
 
Wild Card Round
AFC: Jets at Chargers
AFC: Broncos at Colts
NFC: Rams at Seahawks
NFC: Vikings at Packers

Divisional Round
AFC: Chargers at Steelers
AFC: Colts at Patriots
NFC: Rams at Eagles
NFC: Packers at Falcons

Conference Championships
AFC: Colts at Steelers
NFC: Packers at Eagles

Super Bowl XXXIX
Colts vs. Eagles

Year 2005
Terrorists vs Colts

World War III
Colts vs. 500 ft. tall aborted fetus

Armegeddon
Jesus vs. Colts

Did I mention I want to bear Peyton Manning's children?

[EDIT] Revised picks based on Wild Card Weekend results...

Divisional Round
AFC: Jets at Steelers
AFC: Colts at Patriots
NFC: Vikings at Eagles
NFC: Rams at Falcons

Conference Championships
AFC: Colts at Steelers
NFC: Falcons at Eagles

Super Bowl XXXIX
Colts vs. Eagles

[ 01-10-2005, 11:56 PM: Message edited by: JohtoMaster ]
 
Posted by Mr. K (Member # 2) on 01-05-2005, 09:46 AM:
 
ASIAN BONE FUNGUS BEATS ALL
 
Posted by Jman (Member # 618) on 01-05-2005, 04:32 PM:
 
Steelers vs. All-NFL Team in Superbowl.

Roethlisberger grows wings and flies, Steelers win, Roethlisberger goes on to be the only quarterback in the history of the NFL to accomplish just about everything possible as a rookie quarterback and then retire.
 
Posted by Sonuis (Member # 1508) on 01-05-2005, 07:14 PM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by MewtwoSama:
SAN DIEGO SUPER CHARGERS!



[ 01-05-2005, 07:15 PM: Message edited by: Sonuis ]
 
Posted by Random Loser (Member # 1538) on 01-05-2005, 09:53 PM:
 
Wild Card Round
AFC: Jets at Chargers
AFC: Broncos at Colts
NFC: Rams at Seahawks
NFC: Vikings at Packers

Divisional Round
AFC: Broncos at Steelers
AFC: Chargers at Patriots
NFC: Rams at Eagles
NFC: Packers at Falcons

Conference Championships
AFC: Broncos at Patriots
NFC: Falcons at Eagles

Super Bowl XXXIX
Broncos vs Falcons - ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ELWAY
 
Posted by Turbo X (Member # 1808) on 01-05-2005, 10:36 PM:
 
2005 NFL Playoff Predictions

Wild Card Round

AFC: Jets at Chargers Too much LT and Gates for Jets to handle.
AFC: Broncos at Colts Lynch's big hit last week sealed Denver's fate this week.
NFC: Rams at Seahawks Seahawks D is just plain horrible.. not saying that the Rams are better, but at least the Rams' receivers don't drop the ball.
NFC: Vikings at Packers Minny hasn't won a meaningful game in...forever, not to mention they are horrible in December and January.

Divisional Round

AFC: Chargers at Steelers Burress and Staley coming back will lift Roethlisberg to victory.
AFC: Colts at Patriots Manning and Colts finally solve the New England puzzle.
NFC: Rams at Eagles Philly's second string D did fairly well in Week 16, let's see how the Rams do against the 1st team now.. and will they even show up considering half the team hates Mad Mike Martz?
NFC: Packers at Falcons End of the Favre era.. he's just plain horrible on turf, and that's just where Vick excels (running the ball, at least).

Conference Championships

AFC: Colts at Steelers Manning will only be able to defeat one 3-4 defense during the playoffs. Pittsburgh's offense is a little better than the Pats' as well.
NFC: Falcons at Eagles Vick's inability to throw the ball + fast Philly D that can neutralize Vick's running ability = surprisingly easy victory for what seems like most of the NFC Pro Bowl team.

Super Bowl XXXIX

Eagles 27 Steelers 23 Don't believe the media, T.O. could play in the NFC Championship game if he wanted to.. he'll be at least 95% for the Super Bowl.

Super Bowl MVP - Donovan McNabb 3 TD passes (2 to Terrell Owens)

Side Note: If this prediction is true (and I'm usually wrong.. see my recent NCAA March Madness success.. or lack thereof), this will be the first Super Bowl in which both #1 seeds survive.
 
Posted by White Cat (Member # 42) on 01-06-2005, 02:28 AM:
 
I predict the continued exposure of a boob.



*rimshot*
 
Posted by Dweedle (Member # 1209) on 01-06-2005, 02:55 AM:
 
Wild Card Round
AFC: Jets at Chargers
AFC: Broncos at Colts
NFC: Rams at Seahawks
NFC: Vikings at Packers

Divisional Round
AFC: Chargers at Steelers
AFC: Colts at Patriots
NFC: Rams at Eagles
NFC: Packers at Falcons

Conference Championships
AFC: Patriots at Steelers
NFC: Falcons at Eagles

Super Bowl XXXIX
Patriots vs Falcons
 
Posted by pkthunder (Member # 67) on 01-07-2005, 12:13 AM:
 
I predict that Peyton Manning will be the most adorable quarterback ever.

And I'm going for the Colts.
 
Posted by Boodabonzi (Member # 2958) on 01-08-2005, 06:31 AM:
 
Vikings need more love. I <3 the Vikings.
 
Posted by starCaliber (Member # 268) on 01-08-2005, 10:18 AM:
 
fuck you, kim

broncos gonna bring down da house (we're fucked)
 
Posted by MewtwoSama (Member # 12) on 01-09-2005, 12:23 AM:
 
that message icon only half conveys how I feel now
 
Posted by JohtoMaster (Member # 1023) on 01-09-2005, 06:54 AM:
 
Hopefully yesterday's upset outcomes do not continue on into today...
 
Posted by Rysto (Member # 24) on 01-09-2005, 07:01 PM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by MewtwoSama:
SAN DIEGO SUPER CHARGERS!

Your "Super Chargers" lost to the Jets. The Jets!
 
Posted by Boodabonzi (Member # 2958) on 01-09-2005, 07:42 PM:
 
Let's go Vikings let's go!
That's right baby!
Oh yeah!
Oh fucking yeah!
Falcons can kiss my hairy left testicle!
Oh yeah!
Swedish Super Mother Fucking Meatballs!
Vikings Rule!
Favre? Pardon? 4 Interceptions? What?
Culpepper? Pardon? Fucking awesome? I think so!
Oh yes!
Suck on my big English cock all you cunts who predicted a Vikings loss!
Here we motherfucking go!
Let's go Vikings let's go!
 
Posted by NintendoLover (Member # 3138) on 01-10-2005, 05:06 PM:
 
If Dante Culpepper and the rest of the Vikings play like they played yesterday, I think I can tell you who will win the super bowl. The Colts. The Falcons will win the NFC, but lose to the Colts. Work that out how you may.
 
Posted by MewtwoSama (Member # 12) on 01-10-2005, 06:18 PM:
 
Cut that meat! Cut that meat!
 
Posted by Boodabonzi (Member # 2958) on 01-10-2005, 08:07 PM:
 
In fairness they kicked they ass.

Also Randy just did a fake moon. FFS he's not the anti-christ. Jamall was a fucking druggy and Ray was implicated in two murders (possibly the other way round) but no, the press just shits on Randy. Cut the nigger some slack, he's good a catching that funny shaped ball.
 
Posted by JohtoMaster (Member # 1023) on 01-15-2005, 08:22 PM:
 
Well, there perhaps goes the Colt's only chance of going to the Super Bowl...I hope the rest of the NY Jets decapitate Doug Brien and take a gigantic dump in his empty cranal cavity. Seriously, how can you miss two game-winning field goals in a row?
 
Posted by Dweedle (Member # 1209) on 01-16-2005, 01:10 AM:
 
yeah right the steelers have no chance against the colts

i'm not even a colts fan, i'm a pats fan.
 
Posted by NintendoLover (Member # 3138) on 01-16-2005, 10:43 PM:
 
so anyway i think we all lose

i hate the patriots

falcons will win the nfc, steelers win it all
 
Posted by Boodabonzi (Member # 2958) on 01-17-2005, 03:42 AM:
 
I love the fucking Patriots. How the fuck did Peyton only carve out 3 points? Legend my arse. Brady > Manning for his non-chokability if nothing else.
 
Posted by JohtoMaster (Member # 1023) on 01-17-2005, 10:08 AM:
 
In all fairness, it wasn't really Peyton's fault. Overall he played well yesterday, numbers-wise, but none of his receivers could get open, and when they did they let the ball drop out of their hands. The snow definitely didn't help, and neither did the Pats far superior defense. Though I'm pissed beyond belief that they lost (and that they lost in the manner they did), I'm going to try and remember the fun I had during the regular season. Then I am going to put a gun against my head and pull the trigger. [Frown] [Frown] [Frown]
 
Posted by DoomMullet (Member # 3363) on 01-17-2005, 06:03 PM:
 
Teddy Brewski, fuckers

no, it's spelled correctly
 
Posted by NintendoLover (Member # 3138) on 01-17-2005, 07:57 PM:
 
teddy brewski more like tedy bruschi am i rite tell me im rite (hes gonna be on my fantasy team next season)
 
Posted by Dweedle (Member # 1209) on 01-18-2005, 04:48 AM:
 
there is no stopping the patriots now, they are too dominant
 
Posted by Boodabonzi (Member # 2958) on 01-18-2005, 09:31 AM:
 
and they said there would be no more dynasties
 
Posted by MK (Member # 1445) on 01-21-2005, 05:46 PM:
 
New England Patriots are gonna win
 
Posted by The Muffin King (Member # 2240) on 01-23-2005, 10:05 PM:
 
I love how the Patriots just anally rape everyone who stands in their way. They just fucking manhandled Pittsburgh.

I have a feeling twenty years from now Brady's going to be looked at as one of the best QB's of his time.
 
Posted by Mr.E (Member # 696) on 01-24-2005, 03:23 AM:
 
Early 2000's Patriots more like early 90's Cowboys.
 


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