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Posted by Porygone (Member # 805) on 11-20-2003, 11:24 PM:
Also tell me what to give to you.
Because of Christmas coming up, I decided to send one or more Azurians a Christmas gift.
Simply post and tell me one or two of the things you'd like. Based on what I see, several board members will get something from me for Christmas. At least one of you will get what you want. The rest will get anthrax.
Price is a factor. Do not ask me for a GameCube, peace on Earth, the head of Bill Gates, etc.
Don't worry about your address. I will ask for it if you're chosen.
Due to certain legal.... "things", I cannot send nude pics of myself anymore. I'm sorry, PikaWaddleSamMirei.
Who you are will not affect my decision. Yes, this is the rare contest where MK is on equal grounds with everyone else.
And if you don't want to take this seriously, then fine. That's just more money that I don't spend any someone else.
Now post whatever crap you'd like.
Posted by ceoalex316 (Member # 338) on 11-20-2003, 11:33 PM:
One month subscription to a porn site.
Just post your name, password and the porn site. This could make us all happy.
That is if you are serious.
Posted by Anthrax (Member # 335) on 11-20-2003, 11:35 PM:
a huge butt plug
Posted by MK (Member # 1445) on 11-20-2003, 11:45 PM:
Black Magician Girl (A CCG version of her will suffice if you cannot physically send HER to me)
A crisp 10 dollar bill and/or Exodia...
Posted by FlameBait (Member # 235) on 11-20-2003, 11:47 PM:
I would like a framed picture of the image at the top of this board. Signed by you.
Posted by Slade_64 (Member # 804) on 11-21-2003, 12:23 AM:
A pancake.
Posted by Porygone (Member # 805) on 11-21-2003, 12:35 AM:
quote:
Originally posted by MK:
Black Magician Girl (A CCG version of her will suffice if you cannot physically send HER to me)
In the storyline, IIRC, the "real" BMG is a rotting corpse. Well, MK's basically getting his card since it's only $1.
Posted by Ikuse (Member # 3037) on 11-21-2003, 12:41 AM:
I want a small ring, or a necklace. Nothing girly, nothing punkish, and nothing bling-bling.
I don't want anthrax. Or Anthrax.
And if you don't think you can swing making that decision, just buy me a Symphony X cd. Rock.
Posted by Cesar (Member # 529) on 11-21-2003, 01:27 AM:
For you to be happy. Happy Happy Happy ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
Posted by Coxy (Member # 2297) on 11-21-2003, 02:32 AM:
I would like a CD full or pirated MP3s, please.
Posted by Twinkle (Member # 1690) on 11-21-2003, 02:35 AM:
Super Mario Bros. 3 cards. They are supposedly available, but I cannot find them anywhere.
Posted by 137 (Member # 1465) on 11-21-2003, 03:12 AM:
Socks.
New socks.
Posted by Tghost (Member # 1418) on 11-21-2003, 04:21 AM:
Dice.
Not just any dice, some sort of panzy ass D&D triangular dice. preferably utterly crappy. it will be used to throw at people for great amusement value.
Posted by Uiru (Member # 437) on 11-21-2003, 04:51 AM:
Hell, if DMG cards are being distributed, I'll take one/three.
It's either that or the Japanese version of DDR Max which just went out of print. ;_;
~Uiru
Posted by starCaliber (Member # 268) on 11-21-2003, 07:12 AM:
head of bill gates
edit: goddammit
[ 11-21-2003, 07:12 AM: Message edited by: starCaliber ]
Posted by Dweedle (Member # 1209) on 11-21-2003, 07:38 AM:
a Baldwin grand piano
Posted by Miko (Member # 3504) on 11-21-2003, 08:43 AM:
Stickers! ^-^
Posted by Psybro (Member # 290) on 11-21-2003, 11:24 AM:
gloves
Posted by Kazuki (Member # 3519) on 11-21-2003, 11:25 AM:
I Believe in a Thing Called Love by The Darkness
It's a single, and I'd really really like it.
Posted by pkthunder (Member # 67) on 11-21-2003, 12:22 PM:
Chai tea mix
Posted by EspeonNidoking (Member # 2028) on 11-21-2003, 12:29 PM:
an espeon pokedoll.
if they exist ^_-
Posted by powercat (Member # 1103) on 11-21-2003, 12:43 PM:
A copy of "Superman" for the N64. I've heard it's the worst game ever, and I'd love to own a copy.
Posted by Face (Member # 1916) on 11-21-2003, 01:44 PM:
to be like mike
Posted by LanderZRPG (Member # 1615) on 11-21-2003, 02:14 PM:
A piece of paper with Porygone's signature.
In blood.
Posted by Cloud9x (Member # 2805) on 11-21-2003, 03:53 PM:
Good karma
Posted by Brayze (Member # 1286) on 11-21-2003, 04:02 PM:
Magic markers! (The kind that smell like things!)
Posted by dAyWaLkEr (Member # 3343) on 11-21-2003, 04:13 PM:
an old stretch armstrong doll
or a new dualshock controller for ps1. i get angry too much
Posted by Jman (Member # 618) on 11-21-2003, 04:21 PM:
A Super Nintendo with Mario Paint, if you have 35-50 bucks to spend on me. Haha.
Or an Xbox Live hat. I hear they're on sale at the official MS store online!
Posted by Donald (Member # 1551) on 11-21-2003, 04:45 PM:
Whoooooooooo~ (Ric Flair DVD set, for those too lazy to click)
Posted by Porygone (Member # 805) on 11-21-2003, 04:55 PM:
Note: If you're going to ask for YGO cards, at least mention if you want English or Japanese cards. There's a big diference between a $1 Japanese Black Magician Girl and a $50,000,035,252,262,002 Engligh Dark Magician Girl.
Posted by Tenshi no Myu (Member # 1120) on 11-21-2003, 05:44 PM:
a shiny mawile
Posted by Land und Leute (Member # 1040) on 11-21-2003, 05:45 PM:
Who would want the edited card? Duh.
Posted by NintendoLover (Member # 3138) on 11-21-2003, 06:26 PM:
your cat ears or a replica thereof
Posted by Psybro (Member # 290) on 11-21-2003, 08:30 PM:
quote:
Originally posted by Kazuki:
I Believe in a Thing Called Love by The Darkness
It's a single, and I'd really really like it.
get the album, it's worth your money
Posted by Kazuki (Member # 3519) on 11-21-2003, 09:10 PM:
quote:
Originally posted by Psybro:
quote:
Originally posted by Kazuki:
I Believe in a Thing Called Love by The Darkness
It's a single, and I'd really really like it.
get the album, it's worth your money
Err, I wouldn't be buying it, Porygone would. My chances are better if the item is cheaper anyhow...
Posted by Fluorine (Member # 2904) on 11-21-2003, 09:55 PM:
I want socks.
Posted by pkthunder (Member # 67) on 11-21-2003, 10:20 PM:
I change my mind
http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=83497&catid=22947&trx=PLST-0-SRCH&trxp1=22947&trxp2=83497&trxp3=1&trxp4=0&btrx=BUY-PLST-0-SRCH
Posted by MewtwoSama (Member # 12) on 11-21-2003, 11:20 PM:
job and/or future
Posted by IceHawk78 (Member # 1699) on 11-22-2003, 12:12 AM:
I'd like a non-pleated skirt, preferably a longer one. Definitely at least knee-length, or longer.
And if there is such a thing as 'male skirts' then I don't want those.
Posted by Porygone (Member # 805) on 11-22-2003, 12:15 AM:
Miko been complaing she wants easier access?
Posted by sunburnt_aphid (Member # 3546) on 11-22-2003, 12:42 AM:
my two front teeth
Posted by IDLon2000 (Member # 3556) on 11-22-2003, 01:42 AM:
These guys: Dead
Posted by Kiseiju (Member # 2421) on 11-22-2003, 04:17 AM:
Love, please... ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
Posted by Psybro (Member # 290) on 11-22-2003, 10:19 AM:
quote:
Originally posted by Kazuki:
quote:
Originally posted by Psybro:
quote:
Originally posted by Kazuki:
I Believe in a Thing Called Love by The Darkness
It's a single, and I'd really really like it.
get the album, it's worth your money
Err, I wouldn't be buying it, Porygone would. My chances are better if the item is cheaper anyhow...
it's worth Porygone's money then
all he has to do is copy if before he sends it to you and he has an infinite number of them
Posted by Kazuki (Member # 3519) on 11-22-2003, 02:49 PM:
quote:
Originally posted by Psybro:
quote:
Originally posted by Kazuki:
quote:
Originally posted by Psybro:
quote:
Originally posted by Kazuki:
I Believe in a Thing Called Love by The Darkness
It's a single, and I'd really really like it.
get the album, it's worth your money
Err, I wouldn't be buying it, Porygone would. My chances are better if the item is cheaper anyhow...
it's worth Porygone's money then
all he has to do is copy if before he sends it to you and he has an infinite number of them
Touché Psybro...
Posted by Carro (Member # 2695) on 11-23-2003, 08:48 PM:
I would like a burnt CD. Will name the songs if I win.
Posted by moogleman (Member # 1017) on 11-23-2003, 10:00 PM:
The largest sum of money you're willing to give to me.
Posted by IceHawk78 (Member # 1699) on 12-02-2003, 11:33 PM:
So, have you chosen anyone yet?
Posted by PikaBlade (Member # 1039) on 12-03-2003, 10:51 AM:
This is the first time i've visited here in a while...
A Waddle Dee plushie would be nice, if I can't have the pics. >>;
Posted by Rolken (Member # 7) on 12-03-2003, 12:11 PM:
Anything you see that happens to be Chansey or Tuff related.
or barring that, a Magic booster, of any kind.
does pory want a christmas present? 8)
Posted by Porygone (Member # 805) on 12-17-2003, 10:59 AM:
or barring that, a Magic booster, of any kind.
You really should have worded that in a way that would prevent me from choosing a Legions booster...
In any case, I've made my decisions. Everyone who has been chosen had been sent an e-mail where I request an address to send it to. If you do not have your e-mail address viewable in your profile or whatever, I sent a Private Message.
If you do not give me an address to send your gift to, you're screwed. And not in a fun way.
Remember, it doesn't need to be YOURS. It could be a friend or relative's address, and long as they know that I'm sending the gift there.
Note to Twinkle: You seem to have no way of contacting you. I've chosen you, so if you'd be so kind as to provide me with an address, you'll get your gift.
Posted by BigCheese (Member # 1479) on 12-17-2003, 03:31 PM:
Catch that crazy iraqi dude and bring peace to the world.
Posted by Cesar (Member # 529) on 12-18-2003, 12:07 AM:
I demand to know your e-mail address Porygone!
Posted by Mr. K (Member # 2) on 12-19-2003, 07:56 PM:
MK: Black Magician Girl
Racist.
Posted by MK (Member # 1445) on 12-19-2003, 10:05 PM:
quote:
Originally posted by Mr. K:
MK: Black Magician Girl
Racist.
It's black as in "black evil occult magicks," not "african american"
Posted by Anthrax (Member # 335) on 12-19-2003, 11:14 PM:
same thing
Posted by Porygone (Member # 805) on 12-20-2003, 07:10 AM:
The character the BMG card is based on is Egyptian.
Egypt is a part of Africa, last time I checked my Risk board.
Therfore, BMG is a Black Magician Girl.
Posted by Uiru (Member # 437) on 12-20-2003, 10:14 AM:
Just... Asian-based.
Yes.
~Uiru
Posted by Porygone (Member # 805) on 12-20-2003, 10:47 AM:
Yes. Because lots of Asian girls have big, blue eyes and flowing blond hair.
Posted by IceHawk78 (Member # 1699) on 12-20-2003, 10:51 AM:
Just like all of those africans with big blue eyes and flowing blond hair.
Posted by Porygone (Member # 805) on 12-20-2003, 10:57 AM:
When the "original BMG" was shown, IIRC, she had dark skin and black hair.
Posted by dAyWaLkEr (Member # 3343) on 12-20-2003, 12:23 PM:
I thought all Asians in cartoons were angry/brooding Japanese teens with an evil brother/dead master/dying sister that they're fighting against/for.
Posted by Porygone (Member # 805) on 12-20-2003, 02:16 PM:
Technically, BMG is currently a card who, like all women, work best when her stronger male counterparts are dead.
Posted by Nicotine Patch (Member # 3586) on 12-20-2003, 02:22 PM:
quote:
Originally posted by Porygone:
Technically, BMG is currently a card who, like all women, work best when her stronger male counterparts are dead.
*Rimshot*
Posted by Porygone (Member # 805) on 12-26-2003, 02:53 AM:
OK, gift update:
Due to several things that occured around the holidays, I was unable to send out the gifts. Now, things are currently settling down, and soon I'll have the gifts ready and on their way.
Please direct all complaints over the gifts arriving a few days late to my freshly shaven ass.
Posted by pkthunder (Member # 67) on 01-16-2004, 01:36 PM:
You're the worst Santa ever. It's mid-January, dood.
Posted by Porygone (Member # 805) on 01-16-2004, 02:00 PM:
Yes. That is true.
As I said, a lot of crap came falling down on me at once. I blame Animal Crossing. Last night, I woke up in a cold sweat and found Tom Nook crawling on my ceiling, his head twisting backwards to glare at me with his evil, Bell-hungry eyes....
In any case, everything's ready to be sent, and barring an act of God (I've found He seems to wait until I'm not expecting stuff), they should be sent out this afternoon.
Except yours. PM/e-mail your address to me again. I lost it when during my big move. >_<
Oh yes, and I'm enclosing a little something extra to make up for the delay.
And if you want to complain about the date, I'd be more than happy to make sure it's REALLY a Christmas present.
Karpe Diem