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Posted by Sniper404 (Member # 2562) on 11-12-2003, 09:50 AM:
 
http://www.fvza.org

read and discuss
 
Posted by Barrierd (Member # 3132) on 11-12-2003, 10:00 PM:
 
Only had a quick browse, seems coo'.
 
Posted by Donald (Member # 1551) on 11-13-2003, 11:08 AM:
 
the truth is out there
 
Posted by Sniper404 (Member # 2562) on 11-17-2003, 08:19 AM:
 
you have just found our that vampires and zombies exist and this is all you have to say?

[Mad] [Mad] [Mad]
 
Posted by veloS (Member # 2636) on 11-17-2003, 08:23 AM:
 
Please. Don't tell me that you believe that whole Resident Evil thing.

But vampires DO exist. I used to date one.
 
Posted by LanderZRPG (Member # 1615) on 11-17-2003, 11:01 AM:
 
....

Ugh.... Velos, why did you have to go and say that? Now I am very creeped out....

Sexual implications with undead = bad.
 
Posted by veloS (Member # 2636) on 11-17-2003, 12:29 PM:
 
Relax, d00der. Not a vampire like that. My ex liked to lick my blood, after slightly biting me (not the wang;) ) or scratching. It was kinda arousing, and the pain was minimal.

Later, I saw something on the tv about fetish-vampires and stuff. People like my ex, but a 100 times worse. They go to people who like to cut themselfs, to suck/lick the blood right out of the wound. Pretty sick.

Don't worry, there are no nosferatu, or whatever you call 'em.
 
Posted by Psybro (Member # 290) on 11-17-2003, 01:27 PM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by veloS:
Relax, d00der. Not a vampire like that. My ex liked to lick my blood, after slightly biting me (not the wang;) ) or scratching. It was kinda arousing, and the pain was minimal.

Jesus Christ your entire life has the reverse Midas touch
 
Posted by veloS (Member # 2636) on 11-17-2003, 01:54 PM:
 
What's that?
 
Posted by Barrierd (Member # 3132) on 11-17-2003, 08:54 PM:
 
lol
 
Posted by NintendoLover (Member # 3138) on 11-17-2003, 10:39 PM:
 
hes got the midas touch
but he's touched it too much
he's gold mem-bah'
he's gold mem-bah'
 
Posted by Psybro (Member # 290) on 11-18-2003, 11:00 AM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by veloS:
What's that?

everything you touch turns to shit
 
Posted by veloS (Member # 2636) on 11-18-2003, 12:26 PM:
 
Well spank you very much. Boy, I sure love this board.

(Lemme guess, Midas was that greek d00d who turned everything into gold, right? Poor guy. No kitten-killing for him)
 
Posted by cfalcon (Member # 19) on 11-18-2003, 01:14 PM:
 
thread++;
 
Posted by IceHawk78 (Member # 1699) on 11-18-2003, 03:29 PM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by veloS:
Boy, I sure love this board.

(Lemme guess, Midas was that greek d00d who turned everything into gold, right? Poor guy. No kitten-killing for him)

We know you do. THat's why you keep coming back for more.

Also you are correct on Midas.
 
Posted by veloS (Member # 2636) on 11-19-2003, 07:31 AM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by IceHawk78:
quote:
Originally posted by veloS:
[qb]Boy, I sure love this board.


We know you do. THat's why you keep coming back for more.
/QB]

Yep! [PBJ Time!]

How 'bout on-topic now? I'd like to read more comments on that site.
 
Posted by LanderZRPG (Member # 1615) on 11-19-2003, 10:50 AM:
 
They say viruses put you into a coma, then you awaken as an undead...

Almost-sort-of works, if you consider the Rabies virus... goes through 4 stages, the 4th being infection of the Central Nervous System, which usually results in you dying. However, some people have survived it [like, 0.01%] and made it to the 5th and final stage, recovery. It's like waking up after the coma... That's what I related this to.

However, body parts falling off and such is just stupid... viruses can't change your body's physical structuring [read: atomic] like that...
 


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