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Posted by The Muffin King (Member # 2240) on 11-11-2003, 08:21 PM:
 
Ok- so there's hot chick I plan on boning that may be a virgin. I don't want blood all over my cock, so tell me what to do.

Edit: And ironically, I will grunt and sweat.

[ 11-11-2003, 08:33 PM: Message edited by: The Muffin King ]
 
Posted by Anthrax (Member # 335) on 11-11-2003, 08:52 PM:
 
Wait a minute, you don't want blood all over your cock?

[Confused] [Confused] [Confused] [Confused] [Confused] [Confused] [Frown] [Confused]
 
Posted by EspeonNidoking (Member # 2028) on 11-11-2003, 09:04 PM:
 
lol
 
Posted by sunburnt_aphid (Member # 3546) on 11-11-2003, 09:47 PM:
 
Use a condom.
 
Posted by FlameBait (Member # 235) on 11-11-2003, 09:50 PM:
 
You're scared of virgin blood? Pfft. I partake in crime scene sex with my GF.

You = lightweight.
 
Posted by 10,000Lb.Snorlax (Member # 13) on 11-11-2003, 09:51 PM:
 
Ugh.... don't have sex with a virgin, dude...
 
Posted by The Muffin King (Member # 2240) on 11-11-2003, 09:59 PM:
 
Blood doesn't bother me too much, but if she had like a blood mustache after giving me head I think it'd be kinda freaky. Plus she might not like it.

10K: Why not?

[ 11-11-2003, 10:00 PM: Message edited by: The Muffin King ]
 
Posted by MK (Member # 1445) on 11-11-2003, 10:14 PM:
 
You could always talk it over with her first since she is going to be majorly involved [Razz]

Confront her in the sense that you really think she is a virgin. Just kinda go like, uhh, is this gonna hurt? Etc...

For what it's worth, they do have some "marital aids" you can buy, she could get one and "Break herself" in advance so come go time we're not talkin the elevator scene from the shinin... =)

Good luck, and remember, lots of lube... LOTS of lube... and please wear a condom and make sure neither of you have any sexually transmitted diseases, we want to keep that crap at bay...

And yes, don't ph33r the virgin blood...
 
Posted by MewtwoSama (Member # 12) on 11-11-2003, 11:20 PM:
 
Q) how do you make a 5 year old cry twice?

A) wipe your bloody dick all over her teddy bear
 
Posted by Gary Oak (Member # 1028) on 11-12-2003, 12:36 AM:
 
Bottle the stuff, it supposedly cures HIV.
 
Posted by cfalcon (Member # 19) on 11-12-2003, 02:56 AM:
 
huh huh hu hu hu hu huhuhuhuhuhuh
 
Posted by Tghost (Member # 1418) on 11-12-2003, 03:22 AM:
 
use something other than your cock. like a strap-on. speaking of strap-ons, has anyone noticed it is "no parts" backwards?
 
Posted by veloS (Member # 2636) on 11-12-2003, 08:29 AM:
 
Eat her out first. Then give her some smooth, slow finger-action. After 10 minutes or so, you can be a little more rough with your fingers. After that, she will probably be a bit more loose. I never had any blood on my dick using this method on virgins.
 
Posted by Mr. K (Member # 2) on 11-12-2003, 01:06 PM:
 
Have a large black man bone her first.
 
Posted by Land und Leute (Member # 1040) on 11-12-2003, 08:18 PM:
 
That happened with me and my girl. I highly suggest wearing a condom. I did, but the thing is, most of her blood just spilt on the sheets anyway. It probably just rolled off the condom. Don't worry about it too much.
 
Posted by sunburnt_aphid (Member # 3546) on 11-12-2003, 08:54 PM:
 
This is why I will never have sex with a guy. I don't want MY vagina to bleed.
 
Posted by EspeonNidoking (Member # 2028) on 11-12-2003, 09:04 PM:
 
um...

-_-
 
Posted by NintendoLover (Member # 3138) on 11-12-2003, 09:59 PM:
 
yeah i tota--warcraft 3
 
Posted by MK (Member # 1445) on 11-12-2003, 10:25 PM:
 
sunburnt_aphid, pierce yourself in advance [Razz]
 
Posted by Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk (Member # 14) on 11-12-2003, 11:29 PM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Mr. K:
Have a large black man bone her first.

quote:
Originally posted by Land und Leute:
That happened with me and my girl.


 
Posted by Mr.E (Member # 696) on 11-13-2003, 01:42 AM:
 
I was thinking the same thing, and yet when I scroll further down I see Cat-Gonk has already stolen it.

[Frown]
 
Posted by Land und Leute (Member # 1040) on 11-13-2003, 07:52 PM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk:
quote:
Originally posted by Mr. K:
Have a large black man bone her first.

quote:
Originally posted by Land und Leute:
That happened with me and my girl.


lol. I was actually referring to the fact that she bled, but props for that Cat-Gonk (and Mr. E).
 
Posted by Mr.E (Member # 696) on 11-14-2003, 12:39 AM:
 
It's in the blood.
 
Posted by Rolken (Member # 7) on 11-14-2003, 01:14 AM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by sunburnt_aphid:
This is why I will never have sex with a guy. I don't want MY vagina to bleed.

That's like saying "I don't want to go to college because you have to take an entrance exam."
 
Posted by MK (Member # 1445) on 11-14-2003, 04:05 PM:
 
Entrance exam LOL [Trash Koffing]
 
Posted by sunburnt_aphid (Member # 3546) on 11-14-2003, 05:18 PM:
 
That's rude Rolken, you get a one.
 
Posted by Slade_64 (Member # 804) on 11-14-2003, 05:40 PM:
 
So tell us, what exactlly are you going to do to avoid this??(_1_)iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiD????
 
Posted by sunburnt_aphid (Member # 3546) on 11-14-2003, 05:46 PM:
 
what
 
Posted by Dark_Herakurosu (Member # 1677) on 11-15-2003, 02:09 AM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by MK:
You could always talk it over with her first since she is going to be majorly involved [Razz]

Confront her in the sense that you really think she is a virgin. Just kinda go like, uhh, is this gonna hurt? Etc...

For what it's worth, they do have some "marital aids" you can buy, she could get one and "Break herself" in advance so come go time we're not talkin the elevator scene from the shinin... =)

Good luck, and remember, lots of lube... LOTS of lube... and please wear a condom and make sure neither of you have any sexually transmitted diseases, we want to keep that crap at bay...

And yes, don't ph33r the virgin blood...

"No sex until marriage. EVAR." - MK [PBJ Time!]
 
Posted by Jman (Member # 618) on 11-15-2003, 07:58 PM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Mr. K:
Have a large black man bone her first.

I hear Jumpman is available for these sorts of things.
 
Posted by Rysto (Member # 24) on 11-15-2003, 09:39 PM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by sunburnt_aphid:
This is why I will never have sex with a guy. I don't want MY vagina to bleed.

Am I the only one who got this?
 
Posted by MK (Member # 1445) on 11-15-2003, 09:56 PM:
 
oh, NOW I get it, that's why she's a lesbian, because a male dick will cause bleeding...

But look honey, enough lesbianin around will cause you to bleed just the same...

-MK
 
Posted by Porygone (Member # 805) on 11-16-2003, 01:23 AM:
 
Bah.

Usage of things like tampons can cause your hymen to break. I believe sometimes it can naturally happen without you even noticing it.

Also, insert the anal sex joke of your choice here.
 
Posted by Dweedle (Member # 1209) on 11-16-2003, 01:35 AM:
 
yeahn my hymen broke one time when a girl gave me head olololol

lol roliing rokcn i s th breakfast if chapmiosn
 
Posted by Miko (Member # 3504) on 11-16-2003, 11:15 AM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Rysto:
quote:
Originally posted by sunburnt_aphid:
This is why I will never have sex with a guy. I don't want MY vagina to bleed.

Am I the only one who got this?
If you mean "Am I the only one who realizes that her being a girl means that her vagina is going to bleed because of her period?" Then no you are not. She could be a freak though or be on birth control for some reason or other. All I know is that normal females such as myself bleed every month and it's not from sex.
 
Posted by sunburnt_aphid (Member # 3546) on 11-16-2003, 01:34 PM:
 
Oh I forgot to tell you that I have ovarian cancer so I don't get my period.
 
Posted by Ikuse (Member # 3037) on 11-16-2003, 04:27 PM:
 
evvk
 
Posted by ceoalex316 (Member # 338) on 11-16-2003, 06:50 PM:
 
Does this mean we can't make fun of her because she has cancer?
 
Posted by Porygone (Member # 805) on 11-16-2003, 07:38 PM:
 
I hope not.

I've almost got a really good joke about what hair she's missing as a result of the treatment she gets.
 
Posted by Slade_64 (Member # 804) on 11-18-2003, 12:48 PM:
 

 
Posted by Dark_Herakurosu (Member # 1677) on 08-24-2004, 11:47 PM:
 
I actually do need some help with this one. No, seriously. Whatever hasn't been said.
 
Posted by MK (Member # 1445) on 08-25-2004, 03:15 AM:
 
it's all been done-uhn-uhn-uhn-uhn...
 
Posted by veloS (Member # 2636) on 08-25-2004, 07:54 AM:
 
Dude, follow my advice. You might think it's risky, coming from me and all, but believe me, it helps. Just remember to take your time with EVERYTHING you do to her.

Or are you too much of a pussy to eat her out?
 
Posted by DoomMullet (Member # 3363) on 08-25-2004, 03:15 PM:
 
I don't understand how eating a girl out then fingering her will somehow change the fact that he will bust the shit out of her hymen on his first thrust. Unless he reaches up with his fingers real nice and gets that out of the way early on. Which will still end up in blood. So, wut?
 
Posted by FlameBait (Member # 235) on 08-25-2004, 07:04 PM:
 
May I suggest one of these:


 
Posted by Mewtwo Master (Member # 2257) on 08-27-2004, 03:55 PM:
 
I think I know the girl in FlameBait's pic. [Eek!]

To avoid getting blood on your wang, you should break the hymen with a pipe or something, then suck the blood out with a vaccuum cleaner. Just a suggestion. [Cool]

Being more serious, I have no real idea what I'll do when I find myself in this situation, but since I'll probably never get a chance to fuck any girl, I'm not too worried.
 
Posted by pkthunder (Member # 67) on 08-28-2004, 12:51 AM:
 
I'd seriously ask the girl if you're that worried. There's a chance she'll have already broken it when she was 13 with a tampon or something. And if she's still got it intact, maybe she'll have a suggestion or at least be able to put you at ease with an "I'm not disgusted by it. Really."
 


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