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Posted by veloS (Member # 2636) on 10-20-2003, 02:42 PM:
 
Also, how do I get (more) muscular in a short period of time?

And what do I do to not ejaculate too fast, when I'm having sex with my girlfriend? I want to fuck her as long as... pr0n stars can fuck be4 cumming.

Thank you SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much guys/girls/its. You guys always help me so good, and put so much effort in it. Also, you are always serious. [Trash Koffing]

[That Guy] BTW, I really want help with those 2 things [Embarrassed]

EDIT: Also, where the fuck is Uiru when you need him? I sure know that he would help me in my other thread. And anyone knows if he's going to write a AW2 FAQ/Guide?

[ 10-20-2003, 02:46 PM: Message edited by: veloS ]
 
Posted by Thomaz (Member # 3330) on 10-20-2003, 02:48 PM:
 
Train hard to get muscles or take that stuff racing cyclists use to win. [Wink]

Also, for your next question, I guess you should pause before you ejaculate. If you do it right, it will take some time before the "feeling" comes up again.

But then again, I have little experience f*cking girls. [Frown] (actually, I really need a girl. [Embarrassed] ).

[ 10-20-2003, 02:49 PM: Message edited by: Thomaz ]
 
Posted by veloS (Member # 2636) on 10-20-2003, 02:51 PM:
 
Thanx, but what is that stuff you talk about? It's probably expensive.

And I don't want to pause, cause my girl likes my hotdog so much, that if I stop, she gets pissed of. I'm lucky to have a girl who I cums quickly, but still...
 
Posted by Thomaz (Member # 3330) on 10-20-2003, 03:00 PM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by veloS:
Thanx, but what is that stuff you talk about? It's probably expensive.
No shit. [Wink]

Maby ejaculation delaying pills exist, not sure tho. =/

And btw, I only need approx. 20-25 minutes to reach your city. [Trash Koffing]

[ 10-20-2003, 03:01 PM: Message edited by: Thomaz ]
 
Posted by Charmeleon411 (Member # 99) on 10-20-2003, 03:22 PM:
 
Rub IcyHot all over your penis to numb it.
 
Posted by veloS (Member # 2636) on 10-20-2003, 03:23 PM:
 
What's IcyHot? Is there a dutch equivalent of it?
 
Posted by Slade_64 (Member # 804) on 10-20-2003, 03:33 PM:
 
Gold Bond
 
Posted by Anthrax (Member # 335) on 10-20-2003, 03:45 PM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Charmeleon411:
Rub IcyHot all over your penis to numb it.
this will do the trick
 
Posted by pkthunder (Member # 67) on 10-20-2003, 03:56 PM:
 
Wouldn't that be a bit uncomfortable for the lady, too?
 
Posted by Mentar the Malady Monkey (Member # 1182) on 10-20-2003, 04:17 PM:
 
Stick it on the inside of the condom. Problem solved.
 
Posted by NintendoLover (Member # 3138) on 10-20-2003, 05:52 PM:
 
What is to ejaculate.
 
Posted by cfalcon (Member # 19) on 10-20-2003, 06:52 PM:
 
Also, how do I get (more) muscular in a short period of time?

Well, you can exercise. If you aren't all about that, just something simple like "low reps, high weight" (high weight being something that will change over time) will work ok.

Steroids also work, but I recommend against them.
 
Posted by ceoalex316 (Member # 338) on 10-20-2003, 07:59 PM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by cfalcon:
Also, how do I get (more) muscular in a short period of time?

Well, you can exercise. If you aren't all about that, just something simple like "low reps, high weight" (high weight being something that will change over time) will work ok.
I hope you listen to me, cuz I know what I'm actually talking about on this one.

Low reps high weight will get you stronger faster, if you want to be the worlds strongest man you do those. Low weight high reps will get you toned faster, which is what you want. That what all those Male models do, except what they consider low weight won't come near your max.

Just remember not to do the same body part two days in a row. Don't do arms and triceps in the same day or your ass and front of your thighs on the same day (get the pattern?)

As for your second question just jerk off before hand. Or you can ask her to suck you off real quick. Or you can ask someone to kick you in the balls, that’s what some porn stars do.
 
Posted by Yurika (Member # 2525) on 10-20-2003, 10:43 PM:
 
I can help with AW2 questions. I completed NC with 300 pt s-ranks on all missions.
 
Posted by 10,000Lb.Snorlax (Member # 13) on 10-20-2003, 10:58 PM:
 
No such as thing getting muscular in a short period of time. But 1.5 hours 3 x a week *very strenuous* will help. If you're skinny you could get a psuedo six pack by doing 150 crunches every night . If you want it for the ladies most of them love big arms. Lots and lots of curls. Then more. Also eat canned tuna instead of what you were going to eat. twice a day. It's a start!
 
Posted by Uiru (Member # 437) on 10-21-2003, 05:14 AM:
 
I wrote it already.

Some goatraping pigfucker got one on GameFAQs ten seconds before I did so I lost interest after unlocking everyone but Hachi. God that FAQ sucked. It's not like I took my time or anything; God knows I shouldn't be punished for refusing to play ROMs or steal info from other people. Oh well.

And from now on, Help Me threads are to include ecchi up front. No shemales, furries, excretion or vivid anal depictions plz.
~Uiru
 
Posted by Yurika (Member # 2525) on 10-21-2003, 07:38 AM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Uiru:
I wrote it already.

Some goatraping pigfucker got one on GameFAQs ten seconds before I did so I lost interest after unlocking everyone but Hachi. God that FAQ sucked. It's not like I took my time or anything; God knows I shouldn't be punished for refusing to play ROMs or steal info from other people. Oh well.

And from now on, Help Me threads are to include ecchi up front. No shemales, furries, excretion or vivid anal depictions plz.
~Uiru
Dude that sux. I have written some minor pieces of advice for some other game titles and a similar thing would happen to me if I was to publish them. From now on I just write articles on certain aspects of a game. I still thing that if your guide was far superior which chances are it is you should have submitted it.

EDIT: Typo

[ 10-21-2003, 07:39 AM: Message edited by: Yurika ]
 
Posted by veloS (Member # 2636) on 10-21-2003, 10:09 AM:
 
Mail me the FAQ you wrote, also what exactly is that low reps high weights thing.

Also, I eat my Sturm.
 
Posted by Jaybee (Member # 1781) on 10-23-2003, 06:42 AM:
 
Lift 85% to 100% of your maximum, 4-6 times every set. Do 3 sets.

Also, I think this will help you put on muscle mass; I don't recommend doing muscle power excersises until you have muscular endurance; otherwise you'll just ruin your body hardcore(read injuries).
 
Posted by Rei the Giant Koffing (Member # 1909) on 10-26-2003, 03:04 AM:
 
I don't hump little girls often, sorry. koff [Frown]

Try Pedophile.com or Example by story

-Rei
 
Posted by dAyWaLkEr (Member # 3343) on 10-26-2003, 12:03 PM:
 
BAITING.ORG it's a funny site that has guys going on chat rooms to find pedophiles, creepy fetish folk and angsty teenagers and messes with them.

also i though mass building was like 8 reps while muscle endurance (toughening the muscle) was like 15.
 
Posted by pkthunder (Member # 67) on 10-26-2003, 05:45 PM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Mentar the Malady Monkey:
Stick it on the inside of the condom. Problem solved.
What if he doesn't wear a condom?
 
Posted by 137 (Member # 1465) on 10-27-2003, 02:43 AM:
 
Is there a reason that wouldn't be dumb?
 
Posted by 137 (Member # 1465) on 10-27-2003, 02:47 AM:
 
Oh, whoops.
Nobody said anybody wasn't dumb, right?
 
Posted by EspeonNidoking (Member # 2028) on 10-27-2003, 03:18 AM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by pkthunder:
quote:
Originally posted by Mentar the Malady Monkey:
Stick it on the inside of the condom. Problem solved.
What if he doesn't wear a condom?
hope ya like cream pies.
 
Posted by veloS (Member # 2636) on 10-27-2003, 05:40 AM:
 
I like pie.
 
Posted by Mentar the Malady Monkey (Member # 1182) on 10-27-2003, 08:12 PM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by pkthunder:
quote:
Originally posted by Mentar the Malady Monkey:
Stick it on the inside of the condom. Problem solved.
What if he doesn't wear a condom?
Have him squirt it directly into his urethra. PORBLEM SOLVED.
 
Posted by Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk (Member # 14) on 10-27-2003, 08:20 PM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by veloS:
And what do I do to not ejaculate too fast, when I'm having sex with my girlfriend? I want to fuck her as long as... pr0n stars can fuck be4 cumming.
Practice.

It's an issue of building up resistance really, you'll be suprised at how short a time period it takes for condoms to feel about as thin as a block of concrete.
 
Posted by veloS (Member # 2636) on 10-28-2003, 08:36 AM:
 
See, problem is that we can only get 'together' once a week.

She's still in high school, and her mom's pretty annoying.
 
Posted by pkthunder (Member # 67) on 10-28-2003, 11:38 AM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by 137:
Is there a reason that wouldn't be dumb?
Do you mean is there a reason it wouldn't be dumb to not wear a condom? We are disease-free serial monogamists and I'm on birth control.
 
Posted by 137 (Member # 1465) on 10-29-2003, 01:53 AM:
 
NICE!!

Way to be. I was there once . . .
 
Posted by Cesar (Member # 529) on 10-30-2003, 02:33 AM:
 
Have a mars bar like the guy in the commercial, you'll go on for hours.

I've seen guys with low reps and high weights that's a great way to hurt yourself, at least, if your a beginner.

When I did work out, I went at my own pace. Start low, and go higher as you build muscle.
 
Posted by Rolken (Member # 7) on 10-30-2003, 04:46 AM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by 137:
NICE!!

Way to be. I was there once . . .
On birth control?
 
Posted by 137 (Member # 1465) on 10-30-2003, 04:50 AM:
 
Naw, with a chick who had only been with one other dude who was a virgin previously, and she was on birth control.

Ruawdoggin all night I'll tell you what
 
Posted by Carro (Member # 2695) on 11-02-2003, 12:54 PM:
 
Hey have you tried, I dont know, two condoms?
 
Posted by Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk (Member # 14) on 11-02-2003, 08:29 PM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Carro:
Hey have you tried, I dont know, sticking your dick in a bucket of water?
more like it am i rite
 
Posted by Land und Leute (Member # 1040) on 11-02-2003, 08:37 PM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Rei the Giant Koffing:
Try Pedophile.com
Did anyone actually check out goatse on Halloween? They made the picture orange and black and it looked like a pumpkin. Pretty interesting shit.

[ 11-02-2003, 08:38 PM: Message edited by: Land und Leute ]
 
Posted by LanderZRPG (Member # 1615) on 11-02-2003, 09:25 PM:
 
It is a pumpkin.
 


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