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Posted by Psybro (Member # 290) on 08-17-2003, 08:16 PM:
 
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR
 
Posted by Ikuse (Member # 3037) on 08-17-2003, 08:44 PM:
 
LET'S START A NUCLEAR WAR AT THE GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR
 
Posted by Zem (Member # 3467) on 08-17-2003, 09:48 PM:
 
I know this may just be me, but the threads started that are similar to other threads with a single letter changed.... I don't find it funny. Not at all. Now, you can all say anything you want about me, that's not the point. I'm just curious - Who does think it's funny? Why?
 
Posted by FlameBait (Member # 235) on 08-17-2003, 09:57 PM:
 
http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/

Why hello thar! BUTSECKZ?! LOLZ
 
Posted by Thomas (Member # 3371) on 08-17-2003, 10:13 PM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Zem:
I know this may just be me, but the threads started that are similar to other threads with a single letter changed.... I don't find it funny. Not at all. Now, you can all say anything you want about me, that's not the point. I'm just curious - Who does think it's funny? Why?

We aren't asspounding goatfucking faggots, therefore, we find it amusing. That is, so long as cfalcon doesn't make the thread in question.
 
Posted by Jman (Member # 618) on 08-17-2003, 10:41 PM:
 
Hey, Zem. Do you have any money?

I WANT TO SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY!

AT THE GAY BAR GAY BAR GAY BAR

Also Electric Six is so awesome you guys have no idea. Danger (High Voltage!), their way cool song, rocks so much, you can only cut it with a diamond tipped blade.

*ZING!*
 
Posted by Anthrax (Member # 335) on 08-18-2003, 12:22 AM:
 
HEY GUYS ZEM DOESNT "GET" US

HE DOESN'T "GET" LYRICSPAM

HE DOESN'T "GET" PARODY THREADS

HE JUST LIKES TO TALK TO CFALCON WHO HE CAN TALK TO IN REAL LIFE

THIS IS ZEM'S FORUM NOW GUYS

THE ONLY HUMOR WE ARE ALLOWED TO USE IS PEEKABOO AND DANGLING OUR CAR KEYS IN FRONT OF ZEM'S FACE

THE ONLY THREADS WE ARE ALLOWED TO MAKE ARE THREADS ABOUT LINKS THAT CFALCON FINDS ON FARK.COM

BECAUSE IT'S NOT NEWS, IT'S FARK.COM

DREW CURTIS' FARK.COM

KARP PARK IS NOW ZEM'S FINGERPAINTING AND THREADS WITH A LINK AND NO EXPLANATION AS TO WHAT THE LINK IS EMPORIUM
 
Posted by Zem (Member # 3467) on 08-18-2003, 12:36 AM:
 
Anthrax,

I honestly wanted to know what made "Gay Bars" funny. This was hot on the heels of "?ORN", and I think I remember something else just before that. It seemed very popular, and I don't see how it's funny. Am I not allowed to ask? Maybe there was some joke from months ago that made this very funny. As it is, I'm not impressed with the comic ability to change one fucking letter in a thread title. Maybe if it were original, but I've already seen it done more times than your mother's been gang banged this week.

You are, however, a stupid little bitch. So take your fucking attitude and ram it so far up your gigantic asshole that it chokes you, so I don't have to listen to your whiny ass bitch about everything I say anymore. In the last week I have posted in only 2 threads, and in neither was I talking to cfalcon.

SO SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH!
 
Posted by 137 (Member # 1465) on 08-18-2003, 01:03 AM:
 

 
Posted by Fenix (Member # 2371) on 08-18-2003, 01:10 AM:
 

 
Posted by Dweedle (Member # 1209) on 08-18-2003, 01:24 AM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Zem:
I honestly wanted to know what made "Gay Bars" funny.

I may be wrong, but I think it's a song of some sort. ANd an amusing one at that.
 
Posted by Anthrax (Member # 335) on 08-18-2003, 01:38 AM:
 
Oh Zem. Oh Zem what will I do with you.

You've been here a considerable time and you still have no idea how things work here. I would've thought you'd have at least some idea as to the what and why and how of things here, seeing as you are friends with cfalcon, but it appears I overestimated you.

Zem, there's only one written rule here. And this rule is written at the top of the forum. And right now that rule says if one calls another (except you, of course) a name, one will be banned.

Zem, you just broke that rule.

So Zem, you won't have to listen to "my whiny ass bitch about everything [you] say," because there will be no more you to bitch about. It is my duty as a moderator of this forum to ban you from posting until further notice. You will probably have a few days left to post since Mr. K is the one who has to push the "ban" button and I'm not sure if he is around at the moment, so feel free to post until that privilege is removed.

[ 08-18-2003, 01:41 AM: Message edited by: Anthrax ]
 
Posted by Zem (Member # 3467) on 08-18-2003, 01:54 AM:
 
Anthrax, Anthrax, Anthrax..

A: Parentheses... it's always so difficult to interpret them, isn't it? I'm fairly confident that I am exluded from that rule, since it says so right in there. I suppose someone else could interpret that in a different way... but it seems so vague. Really, it should be more clear if you're to actually use it.

B: Do you honestly think I give a fuck? Yeah, I've been here long enough to learn a few things. The first thing I learned is this is a bunch of children who do nothing but insult each other. There is no meaningful conversation, because any attempt is quickly destroyed by some dipfucks who really want to bitch about having to read long posts. The second thing I learned is you're one of those dipfucks.

Oops, I did it again.

So, ban me if you want. I really don't care. I posted quite a bit initially, and that pissed you off. So I cut way, way back, and now you're still pissed. You're a child, Anthrax, a stupid, little child.

Finally, your stupid fucking rules are pathetic, and you know it. It's like writing a law that attempts to outlaw murder that says "You can't shoot anyone." You can be a total asshole to anyone, and treat them like shit, as long as you don't use a noun. What the fuck is that?

So, you miserable excuse for a human being, you only overestimated the fact that I care and perhaps did not have your fucktard rule in mind when I posted. Go fuck yourself, and enjoy being a moderator of a forum that has nothing but shit replying to shit. Enjoy your position of power.
 
Posted by Anthrax (Member # 335) on 08-18-2003, 02:19 AM:
 
Oh my, it appears my parentheses are not in their proper place!

Since you obviously do not care about this little forum, you of course shouldn't care if you were no longer able to participate. When you are removed, several people here will be that much happier and you should be no different than you were when you were not banned. For someone who does not care about being banned you are acting rather poorly about it.

And what you so cutely call "my rules" are in fact not mine. The one rule was created by Mr. K. Perhaps you would like to have a discussion with him via email concerning his policies on his forum?
 
Posted by dAyWaLkEr (Member # 3343) on 08-18-2003, 02:22 AM:
 
man you ruined a perfectly good idiot topic

why the cruelty? we're just idiots having a good time
 
Posted by Pornbot (Member # 1321) on 08-18-2003, 02:49 AM:
 
HEY ZEM WHY DONT YOU :GB2COMPLAINTDEPARMENT: FAGGOT
 
Posted by Automaton (Member # 1234) on 08-18-2003, 08:51 AM:
 
heh
 
Posted by Zem (Member # 3467) on 08-18-2003, 10:17 AM:
 
Anthrax, I don't care. That's the whole point of "Do you honestly think I give a fuck?"

I came over here looking for friendly conversation. I was hoping there might be some decent people. AnnieKat has been about the only person that strikes me as human. I'm certain there are some others, but through all the craptastic noise generated by assholes like you, it's very hard to tell.

Do you know there are forums out there where people are treated kindly? Where new people are given the benefit of the doubt, and welcomed by all. I have seen these places with my own eyes, it's not just a myth.

No, Anthrax, I do not care. I have not asked to not be banned, nor will I. If I am not, I may continue to post. If I am, I will still be just as happy as I am now.
 
Posted by Fluorine (Member # 2904) on 08-18-2003, 10:51 AM:
 
Do you really think Anthrax cares if you give a fuck or not?
 
Posted by Blue Seed (Member # 3471) on 08-18-2003, 11:12 AM:
 
Arguing over the internet, eh?

'kay.
 
Posted by Psybro (Member # 290) on 08-18-2003, 12:16 PM:
 
Zem: Anthrax, I don't care. That's the whole point of "Do you honestly think I give a fuck?"

Why, then, did you continue to type out another 132 words on the matter? You puzzle me, sirrah.

AnnieKat has been about the only person that strikes me as human.

Considering the majority of her posts conform to her godawful gimmick, I'm not sure I follow your reasoning.

Where new people are given the benefit of the doubt, and welcomed by all.

New users are only given the benefit of the doubt if their posts aren't annoying. Whilst a large number of your posts haven't been that bad, you have proved that you are unable to respond properly to being trolled. On those occasions when somebody has incited you into argument, you have adopted a consistently presumptuous, pseudo-holier-than-thou attitude. This has proven to be quite aggravating to those of us who actually read those posts.

Parody threads (such as this one), whilst rarely actually hilarious in and of themselves, do tend to at least provoke the input of more forum content. The fact that this thread has garnered so many posts which otherwise presumably would have gone amiss is proof of this fact. Also, this particular thread title was quite an obvious and logical choice. The original 'Gar Cars' topic was pretty dull. 'Gay Bar' by Electric Six is a funny song. It was a simple progression to create this thread.

[ 08-18-2003, 12:19 PM: Message edited by: Psybro ]
 
Posted by Ikuse (Member # 3037) on 08-18-2003, 01:21 PM:
 
Hahaha, "Gar Cars"
 
Posted by Zem (Member # 3467) on 08-18-2003, 01:32 PM:
 
Explaining why I do not care in no way disproves my claim that I do not care, regardless of how many words I use. The option to post is currently available to me, so I use it. That doesn't mean I am concerned with the possibility that it may be taken away.

Let me get this part correct, though - I am being trolled, and since I have responded poorly, I am to blame?

Think about that for just a moment, please.
 
Posted by Jenova (Member # 727) on 08-18-2003, 02:14 PM:
 
Thought about it, laughed at it, gone back to being a nerd.

Feel free to keep talking.
 
Posted by ceoalex316 (Member # 338) on 08-18-2003, 02:21 PM:
 
Fuck you Zem.

At least I'm not the "one who doesn't get it" on this forum anymore. Most of the time it misinterpreted sarcasm, but I don't think Zem is trying to be funny Andy Kauffman style.
 
Posted by IceHawk78 (Member # 1699) on 08-18-2003, 02:22 PM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Zem:
Let me get this part correct, though - I am being trolled, and since I have responded poorly, I am to blame?

Yup, you pretty much got it. See, the *correct* way of responding to a troll is to agree with them whilst mocking yourself. And in the process of doing so, you make them look like a hilarity. In fact, it usually works better in theory than in practice.

Of course, if you were on AIM, then you'd be able to talk to some of us Azurians and be able to better comprehend what's really wrong with us and how to parry with some of us.

Point of my post: Install Trillian, problem solved.

[edit] Also cowlix, you still don't get it, but I'm too tired to flame every inane post you make. But I'm sure you'd love to fuck Zem.

[ 08-18-2003, 02:26 PM: Message edited by: IceHawk78 ]
 
Posted by Psybro (Member # 290) on 08-18-2003, 02:35 PM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Zem:
Let me get this part correct, though - I am being trolled, and since I have responded poorly, I am to blame?

Think about that for just a moment, please.

It's perfectly simple. You respond to trolls by either ignoring them or trolling them back. Instead you went the 'Oh you're so pathetic get a life you loser' approach.
 
Posted by SSM (Member # 3210) on 08-18-2003, 02:39 PM:
 
I've never been to a gay bar.
 
Posted by Jenova (Member # 727) on 08-18-2003, 02:43 PM:
 
I have. At -our- gay bar, they ask whether you want "lumps and lesbians" in your drink, instead of "ice and lemon." It rocks. Like: [PBJ Time!]
 
Posted by SSM (Member # 3210) on 08-18-2003, 02:45 PM:
 
Do they have Sockem' Rockem' Robots, Spirographs, and Cup-and-balls?
 
Posted by Anthrax (Member # 335) on 08-18-2003, 02:50 PM:
 
Hahaha oh man what happened here.

Zem calls me a child while repeatedly insulting me over and over again.

He even IMs me while I was asleep. Insulting me, of course. The best thing is that he sends a chatlog between him and everyone's favorite poster, Ikuse.

And any forum that treats newbies kindly is not worth reading. Trust me.

Oh and AnnieKat is in love with me now or something.

So this is why parody threads are better than regular threads, Zem.
 
Posted by Blue Seed (Member # 3471) on 08-18-2003, 02:53 PM:
 
I would like to visit a gay bar. I'm sure everyone would get a kick out of my buttless jeans.

Buttless for a reason, ladies. Keep those vibrators running.
 
Posted by Zem (Member # 3467) on 08-18-2003, 03:04 PM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Anthrax:
He even IMs me while I was asleep.

That's not all I do while you're asleep.
 
Posted by SSM (Member # 3210) on 08-18-2003, 03:05 PM:
 
Do you sleep as well?
 
Posted by Zerot (Member # 1295) on 08-18-2003, 06:27 PM:
 
omg guys

Like, the other day, I was at this party, and I passed out and shit. When I woke up, some guy was sucking my dick!

I didn't know what I should do, so I let him finish and then I kicked his ass. I didn't want to be rude.
 
Posted by Clicky Pensi (Member # 3172) on 08-18-2003, 10:55 PM:
 
speaking of parodies, is anniekats love for thracks like a parody gimmick [Confused] also i would only go to a gay bar for dweedle*

*not gay
 
Posted by AnnieKat (Member # 3202) on 08-19-2003, 01:18 AM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Clicky Pensi:
speaking of parodies, is anniekats love for thracks like a parody gimmick [Confused] also i would only go to a gay bar for dweedle*

*not gay

Of course not. I really, really love him.
 
Posted by Ikuse (Member # 3037) on 08-19-2003, 01:23 AM:
 
quote:
The best thing is that he sends a chatlog between him and everyone's favorite poster, Ikuse.
does this mean u changed ur mind
edit wait i never chatted with zem wtf rah [Confused]

[ 08-19-2003, 01:25 AM: Message edited by: Ikuse ]
 
Posted by Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk (Member # 14) on 08-19-2003, 04:45 AM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Zerot:
omg guys

Like, the other day, I was at this party, and I passed out and shit. When I woke up, some guy was sucking my dick!

I didn't know what I should do, so I let him finish and then I kicked his ass. I didn't want to be rude.

So I'm fucking this guy up the ass and he turns around to kiss me, I mean, what a fucking faggot..
 
Posted by Dweedle (Member # 1209) on 08-19-2003, 11:51 AM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Clicky Pensi:
speaking of parodies, is anniekats love for thracks like a parody gimmick [Confused] also i would only go to a gay bar for dweedle*

*not gay

hay babe
 
Posted by Charmeleon42 (Member # 1066) on 08-20-2003, 04:35 AM:
 
-insert my hide here and sees what happens to it-
 
Posted by Ferquin (Member # 3269) on 08-20-2003, 04:51 AM:
 
Why ask why?
 
Posted by Boodabonzi (Member # 2958) on 08-20-2003, 12:18 PM:
 
How tall are you Char?
 
Posted by Barrierd (Member # 3132) on 08-20-2003, 12:38 PM:
 
I was wondering how this thread got to two pages.

I stopped checking it after the first few posts, since I already heard "Gar Bar" song once when it was funny and once when it was not. The thread is now interesting.

I'll go to a gay bar with you Dweedle*.

*not gay wait shi
 
Posted by Jenova (Member # 727) on 08-20-2003, 02:30 PM:
 
I didn't stay long, I never really scoped the scenery (or the props) that much. It was pretty cool, though, I might go back sometime.
 
Posted by Charmeleon42 (Member # 1066) on 08-21-2003, 12:03 AM:
 
Like 5' 6.5"...
 
Posted by Dweedle (Member # 1209) on 08-21-2003, 01:32 AM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Barrierd:
I'll go to a gay bar with you Dweedle*.

*not gay wait shi

I lolled
 
Posted by Boodabonzi (Member # 2958) on 08-21-2003, 04:21 AM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Charmeleon42:
Like 5' 6.5"...

5'6.5"? I didn't know they piled shit that high. Are you trying to steal an inch on me?
 
Posted by Ikuse (Member # 3037) on 08-21-2003, 10:15 AM:
 
Walked right into that one.
 
Posted by spunman (Member # 1181) on 08-31-2003, 11:39 PM:
 
i fail to see the pwnage... it's been a long time since this fucked up life has afforded me the opportunity to return to this monkey farm, and this is all i get? perhaps half a decade of hearing tech sergeants tag teaming clueless slackers has desensitized me to what would otherwise be a decent flaming, but i'm just not feeling it. where's the h8?
 
Posted by Boodabonzi (Member # 2958) on 09-01-2003, 05:19 AM:
 
you inbred maggot, you'd suck your mother's cunt clean to get a good meal, you'd rape your sister in the mouth to clean your dick off after buttraping your father, now fuck off back to where you came from
 
Posted by Psybro (Member # 290) on 09-01-2003, 09:35 AM:
 
I'm on spunman's side because he lost his pinkies in 'nam.
 


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