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Posted by EspeonNidoking (Member # 2028) on 04-24-2003, 04:06 AM:
when the goddamn fatass girl fucking FARTS in class.
WHAT THE FUCK?
goddammit fucking fatass hold that shit in and act at least a LITTLE girly you fucking pig.
i seriously hope she dies or something.
pissed me off cuz it actually smelled. -_-
Posted by Gary Oak (Member # 1028) on 04-24-2003, 07:33 AM:
Soooorrry your majesty.
Posted by PokéProGamer (Member # 2735) on 04-24-2003, 07:37 AM:
my tears are for U
Posted by Boodabonzi (Member # 2958) on 04-24-2003, 07:42 AM:
You go to school with <insert name of Azurian whom you wish to be insulted and who is a girl here>?
[ 04-24-2003, 07:44 AM: Message edited by: Boodabonzi ]
Posted by Dweedle (Member # 1209) on 04-24-2003, 01:40 PM:
quote:
Originally posted by Boodabonzi:
You go to school with <insert name of Azurian whom you wish to be insulted and who is a girl here>?
OMG HE GOES TO SCHOOL WITH ANTHRAX????
Posted by EspeonNidoking (Member # 2028) on 04-24-2003, 02:28 PM:
are you implying i go to school with anniekat. :
Posted by AnnieKat (Member # 3202) on 04-24-2003, 09:22 PM:
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Originally posted by EspeonNidoking:
are you implying i go to school with anniekat. :
He wishes.
In 1599 a Jewish peasant woman gave birth to a baby boy. During this time in English history Jews were being persecuted, so, fearing for the life of her baby, the woman put her child in a basket and set it afloat in the river Thames. The King's laundry cleaner, who was cleaning the King's laundry in the river, found the baby and brought it before the King. The King, King Charles the 0st, decided that he would raise the child as his own. He named the child Oliver Cromwell.
Oliver Cromwell grew up in luxury living in Big Ben with the royal family. The son of King Charles the 0st, King Charles the 1st and Oliver Cromwell were childhood friends and considered each other brothers, even though it was understood that Oliver Cromwell was a Jew.
Eventually King Charles the 0st died, and King Charles the 1st ascended the throne.
One day while Oliver Cromwell was leading the Roundheads in battle he saw a burning bush in the desert. Some of his troops had set it ablaze to commemorate Guy Fawke's Day. As Oliver Cromwell gazed upon the bush, he witnessed the ghost of Guy Fawkes, King of the Jews, rise up out of the flames. Guy Fawkes explained to Oliver Cromwell that he was Jewish and he had to go free the Jews from King Charles the 1st. Oliver Cromwell was right ticked because he was living in a posh clocktower and didn't much fancy having to go live with all the dirty peasant Jews again. Guy Fawkes smacked Oliver Cromwell around a bit and said if he didn't go free the Jews that he would receive a good pinching. So Oliver Cromwell went to his adoptive brother King Charles the 1st and asked that he release all the Jews from their underwater prison. King Charles the 1st said no.
Oliver Cromwell figured that he at least tried but the King wasn't having it so what else could he do. He gave up.
Later on that day the ghost of Guy Fawkes came to Oliver Cromwell and told him to try harder next time, threaten him with violence or something wont you.
So Oliver Cromwell went back and said if the King didn't free the Jews he'd release a whole lot of plagues upon England. Every time he asked the King and was denied another plague would occur. The first plague was the flooding of the Nile. This didn't really bother the King seeing as the Nile is very far away from England. The second plague was the plague of locust trees. Thousands of trees swarmed England, falling upon dozens of people and small dogs. The third plague was the plague of dead people and dead small dogs, where all the people and small dogs that were killed in the second plague were hurled at Big Ben using a catapult. The fourth plague was the plague of the Black Plague which was really the Italians fault but Oliver Cromwell took credit for it. The fifth plague was the plague of aubergines, where aubergines grew rampant over London, destroying everying in their path. There were some other plagues as well, such as the plague of Tesco's, the plague of hammerhead sharks, and the plague of plaques.
King Charles the 1st had enough of this. He told Oliver Cromwell to bugger off and take his aubergines with him. Oliver Cromwell was taken back at this and didn't really want to upset his brother because they were childhood friends so he left Big Ben and went back to Huntingdon and moped around for a while.
Guy Fawkes came back yet again and said if Oliver Cromwell didn't go back there right now and free the Jews he would give him such a pinch.
So Oliver Cromwell went back yet again and said he was really sorry about this but you see he has this ghost pinching him telling him to free his people and whatnot so if you could be a dear please free the Jews. When the King said no yet again Oliver Cromwell decided to declare the second civil war.
The second civil war was between the Jew Roundheads and the Ra and Isis and Anubis and Osiris worshipping Cavaliers. They fought for forty days and forty nights until finally the Roundheads won due to the super laser beam they had obtained using secret time-travelling techniques. This battle is now known as the War of the Roses, since both sides used genetically modified rose/human hybrids as warriors.
So with the Jews victorious, Guy Fawkes instructed Oliver Cromwell to chop off King Charles the 1st's head. Oliver Cromwell didn't really want to do this but he didn't have to since royalty shed their heads every seven years and King Charles the 1st's head had just molted off.
With the English menace defeated, Oliver Cromwell went on to become Lord Protector of the Galaxy and continued his adventures in a spaceship made of gold. It is believed that the powerful gravity of Jupiter caused Oliver Cromwell's golden patrol spaceship to go into an inescapable orbit around the planet, in which he is trapped to this very day.
[ 04-25-2003, 03:23 AM: Message edited by: Anthrax ]
Posted by EspeonNidoking (Member # 2028) on 04-24-2003, 10:14 PM:
um no. i really don't wish that.
i'm no mick hale.
Posted by Lunair (Member # 681) on 04-25-2003, 03:04 AM:
EN: "when the goddamn fatass girl fucking FARTS in class.
WHAT THE FUCK?
goddammit fucking fatass hold that shit in and act at least a LITTLE girly you fucking pig.
i seriously hope she dies or something.
pissed me off cuz it actually smelled. -_-"
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Posted by Boodabonzi (Member # 2958) on 04-25-2003, 07:25 AM:
First person I thought of was PKthunder actually.
Posted by veloS (Member # 2636) on 04-26-2003, 03:45 PM:
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Originally posted by PokéProGamer:
my tears are for U
Do I hear an amen?
Karpe Diem