This is topic Mods editing posts to insult the user in forum Karp Park at The Azure Heights Forum.


To visit this topic, use this URL:
https://www.math.miami.edu/~jam/azure/forum/buzz/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=8;t=006183
Posted by cfalcon (Member # 19) on 12-16-2002, 08:58 PM:
 
I am a cheater.

I don't know how to spell "insufferable".

[ 12-18-2002, 02:16 AM: Message edited by: Mr. K ]

[ 01-20-2004, 03:19 AM: Message edited by: White Cat ]
 
Posted by Rolken (Member # 7) on 12-16-2002, 09:12 PM:
 
I am opinionated, and frequently insuffereable. I often keep my posts short so that

[ 12-16-2002, 09:16 PM: Message edited by: cfalcon ]
 
Posted by EspeonNidoking (Member # 2028) on 12-16-2002, 09:16 PM:
 
While I may appear mature at times, most of my life is spent online fighting with people who are utterly indistiguishable from me. I am a weed in the garden of love, a being mere microns above the ones I insult, a huge ass minus sign in the sky, and a general plague of darkness o'er the land.

[ 12-16-2002, 09:21 PM: Message edited by: cfalcon ]
 
Posted by ceoalex316 (Member # 338) on 12-16-2002, 09:26 PM:
 
I never know when to quit. My life is an endless cycle of dashing uphill against rocks, hoping wrecklessly that they will yield against the considerable density of my noggin.

And if you want to speak metaphorically, it only gets worse.

[ 12-16-2002, 09:39 PM: Message edited by: cfalcon ]
 
Posted by Badcrow (Member # 684) on 12-16-2002, 09:31 PM:
 
My posts are sporadic and spastic bearing strong resemblance to my colon in that regard and while I claim to be a Christian I am actually a member of a secret sect that believes the comma should be destroyed and never used because that way people who read a sentence will fall over and die because they never get to fucking inhale and then the great curse of humanity will be at an end and the plant gods can come out and then I'll use some ellipses...

[ 12-16-2002, 09:53 PM: Message edited by: cfalcon ]
 
Posted by Kid Vid2 (Member # 2514) on 12-16-2002, 09:38 PM:
 
Since all my posts are short and worthless, this will be no exception.

kidvid2 loses.

Oh, sorry, I usually put in an image that isn't funny:


And I always quote someone else's useful message in the hope of grasping but an asshair of their worth:

I am opinionated, and frequently insuffereable. I often keep my posts short so that

[ 12-16-2002, 10:13 PM: Message edited by: cfalcon ]
 
Posted by cfalcon (Member # 19) on 12-16-2002, 09:40 PM:
 
Or "reckless".

[ 12-18-2002, 12:41 PM: Message edited by: Wintermute ]
 
Posted by Anthrax (Member # 335) on 12-16-2002, 09:47 PM:
 
oh my dear god i am too easy a target

[ 12-16-2002, 09:53 PM: Message edited by: cfalcon ]
 
Posted by Porygone (Member # 805) on 12-16-2002, 09:49 PM:
 
Couldn't cfalcon somehow get banned for this?
 
Posted by Anthrax (Member # 335) on 12-16-2002, 09:53 PM:
 
i think that if i post witty statements that are hurtful to those around me i can improve my lot in life, because everything is based on the hierarchy of nerds here on azure and I've typed too long so here is a funny picture



[ 12-16-2002, 10:03 PM: Message edited by: cfalcon ]
 
Posted by Anthrax (Member # 335) on 12-16-2002, 09:55 PM:
 
also i can't stop crying sometimes, but don't you realize how much I hate you? I don't care though because i think it's enough to relate to other humans by making fun of them on the internet, even though my existence is totally vacant and I abuse anime as an emotional proxy for any sort of sincere human contact

arrgh why am i still even here I hate this board and K is a fascist. why haven't I been banned/murdered?

Thrax for mod.

[ 12-17-2002, 10:35 PM: Message edited by: Wintermute ]
 
Posted by Mentar the Malady Monkey (Member # 1182) on 12-16-2002, 10:07 PM:
 
OH! Me next.
 
Posted by Porygone (Member # 805) on 12-16-2002, 10:08 PM:
 
This looks kinda fun. Me too!
 
Posted by Anthrax (Member # 335) on 12-16-2002, 10:15 PM:
 
that picture i posted was broken [Confused] [Confused]
 
Posted by cfalcon (Member # 19) on 12-16-2002, 10:17 PM:
 
Alright, I'm still at work, so I'm driving home because I'm starving. Hopefully another mod will come along and dish out some pain.

ceoalex# should check his PMs, btw. His first post was something like "I bet cfalcon edits posts here".
 
Posted by Badcrow (Member # 684) on 12-16-2002, 10:17 PM:
 
I don't think he can get banned for it... since you know damn well from the topic name that you're going to be insulted.
 
Posted by Lunair (Member # 681) on 12-16-2002, 10:32 PM:
 
This topic is funny.
With a capital n.

And I post big-ass posts (BAP's for short) when I get all riled up, so, like Rolken's post, I'm gonna cut

[ 12-17-2009, 03:07 AM: Message edited by: cFa|con ]
 
Posted by Fenix (Member # 2371) on 12-16-2002, 10:40 PM:
 
This could be fun.
 
Posted by SDShamshel (Member # 791) on 12-16-2002, 10:42 PM:
 
Ding.
 
Posted by Sonuis (Member # 1508) on 12-16-2002, 10:51 PM:
 
Dong.
 
Posted by David Akihabara (Member # 2367) on 12-16-2002, 10:53 PM:
 
Mods change the post because-

= Profanity (Not here)
= Dumbassed content, Which hence makes the poster dumbassed

= Who knows?
 
Posted by Mewone (Member # 1694) on 12-16-2002, 10:57 PM:
 
Like so many others in this thread, Mr. K has no fucking opinion whatsoever about me.

[ 12-17-2002, 03:22 AM: Message edited by: Mr. K ]
 
Posted by DarkLickitung (Member # 1672) on 12-16-2002, 11:17 PM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by David Akihabara:
Mods change the post because-

= Profanity (Not here)
= Dumbassed content, Which hence makes the poster dumbassed

= Who knows?
Allah says you posting is bad, don't do it
 
Posted by Tghost (Member # 1418) on 12-16-2002, 11:21 PM:
 
Which one am I again?

I think I might be foreign.

[ 12-18-2002, 02:23 AM: Message edited by: Mr. K ]
 
Posted by Mick_Hale (Member # 419) on 12-16-2002, 11:45 PM:
 
I've been doing some deep thinking, and have finally come to realize a few things.

Mr. K is an example for minorities everywhere, and a leader in the truest sense of the word. He is a kindly shepherd, guiding his flock much as Jesus, who is the Lord come to Earth, guides all his children.

Wintermute is a lifelong champion of social justice. His every word is gospel, nourishment, and a beacon to those less fortunate, such as myself.

And come on, the holocaust wasn't really so bad. Why worry about it now?

God I love this place.

[ 12-18-2002, 01:06 PM: Message edited by: Wintermute ]
 
Posted by Wizzymoto (Member # 60) on 12-17-2002, 12:24 AM:
 
Wintermute is a lifelong champion of social justice.

Not to mention a vortex of sexual magnetism.

[ 12-18-2002, 12:44 PM: Message edited by: Wintermute ]
 
Posted by Anxious Clock (Member # 1159) on 12-17-2002, 12:30 AM:
 
I was going to post a one liner, but decided against it.
 
Posted by Donald (Member # 1551) on 12-17-2002, 12:42 AM:
 
Purple is the greatest colour in existence.
 
Posted by Slade_64 (Member # 804) on 12-17-2002, 01:24 AM:
 
¿Que diablos es "colours"?
 
Posted by veloS (Member # 2636) on 12-17-2002, 03:36 AM:
 
Am I EN? Who can fucking tell, really.

wait why... am i using...

the shift key oH and i need [Embarrassed] [Embarrassed] way [Roll Eyes] more gramelineS
[Cool] [Cool] [Cool]

[ 12-17-2002, 10:27 PM: Message edited by: Wintermute ]
 
Posted by dr.steelix (Member # 2734) on 12-17-2002, 07:35 AM:
 
I am a Jew.
 
Posted by Psybro (Member # 290) on 12-17-2002, 02:28 PM:
 
I am interested in knowing what 2200+ inane one-liners with no real content or direction get me.
 
Posted by Uiru (Member # 437) on 12-17-2002, 03:06 PM:
 
That gets a 5, or something.

[ 12-17-2002, 10:16 PM: Message edited by: Wintermute ]
 
Posted by Zerot (Member # 1295) on 12-17-2002, 04:24 PM:
 
This thread is dumb. I think I'll go start a poll...

Controversy: good or bad?

[ 12-17-2002, 10:15 PM: Message edited by: Wintermute ]
 
Posted by NintendoLover (Member # 3138) on 12-17-2002, 05:41 PM:
 
Please vote for me for Poster of the Year.

p.s. I am really NintendoLover, and not JoltyOnix or whoever.

[ 12-17-2002, 10:13 PM: Message edited by: Wintermute ]
 
Posted by Badcrow (Member # 684) on 12-17-2002, 06:04 PM:
 
Should we call it, pulling a NintendoLover or pulling a Face?
 
Posted by Ikuse (Member # 3037) on 12-17-2002, 06:31 PM:
 
I'm not sure, but I think I'm mostly annoying.

[ 12-17-2002, 10:17 PM: Message edited by: Wintermute ]
 
Posted by Boodabonzi (Member # 2958) on 12-17-2002, 06:31 PM:
 
Depends on who is the more attractive of the two.
 
Posted by Zerot (Member # 1295) on 12-17-2002, 07:13 PM:
 
My last post wasn't even funny.

[ 12-17-2002, 10:37 PM: Message edited by: Wintermute ]
 
Posted by Rolken (Member # 7) on 12-17-2002, 07:22 PM:
 
I'm either that guy who used to play Counter-Strike with K who camped all the fucking time or that other one who likes Chanseys.

[ 12-18-2002, 02:22 PM: Message edited by: Mr. K ]
 
Posted by Fluorine (Member # 2904) on 12-17-2002, 07:28 PM:
 
I suck cherry popsicles and I drink coconut juice.

Which, thanks to my rudimentary grasp of English, I think means: "science and creationism are the same thing and should be taught in gym class, which is the same thing as logic."

[ 12-17-2002, 10:49 PM: Message edited by: Wintermute ]
 
Posted by Mewone (Member # 1694) on 12-17-2002, 09:58 PM:
 
I am filler. I am the internet equivalent of a miscolored bar that briefly flips along your TV screen, the noise that permeates from all angles to turn your television to a gray mess of chaos. Easily forgettable, not stupid but not smart, I post short links that aren't exactly annoying, so you probably just remember me as "Dude on Azure #1694". I post infrequently, and I may not post interesting stuff, but let it be shouted from the rooftops:

I could be worse.

[ 12-19-2002, 04:46 PM: Message edited by: cfalcon ]
 
Posted by I M A Pokeprofessional (Member # 1585) on 12-17-2002, 10:16 PM:
 
Most creatures in the universe are better informed than me. I even routinely lose arguments with Hydrogen atoms, but this won't stop me- nay, it will not even dissuade me- from peddling my tripe as loundly and as frequently as my fat little fingers will allow. In fact, I think I will argue with you all now. You all suck. You are uninformed. You are all idiots for not reading my mind when I wrote my first post. I didn't write anything useful, but damn, you guys are dumb for not figuring it out from that.

What, you don't know what I'm talking about?

See? I told you.

[ 12-19-2002, 04:49 PM: Message edited by: cfalcon ]
 
Posted by gruco (Member # 1645) on 12-17-2002, 11:03 PM:
 
I wanna see whatcha got on me.
 
Posted by Anthrax (Member # 335) on 12-17-2002, 11:18 PM:
 
Wintermute knows me too well.
 
Posted by Mr.E (Member # 696) on 12-17-2002, 11:44 PM:
 

 
Posted by cfalcon (Member # 19) on 12-18-2002, 12:17 AM:
 
I was busy most of today, but while talking with K during a break I had this idea of what to do for Mick's post. See, Mick posting in here is kinda like MK posting, in the sense that you want there to be more than one of them because you just have so much to say.

Ok, fine, I was just going to say some goofy shit about Jews.

But still, I'd been looking forward to it!

Ah well.

This thread makes me wish The Great Dreamer were around. I think I could type a fucking novel, there.
 
Posted by Anthrax (Member # 335) on 12-18-2002, 01:01 AM:
 
Thats why I'm posting multiple things.

Please continue editing my posts.
 
Posted by IceHawk78 (Member # 1699) on 12-18-2002, 03:31 AM:
 
I'm better than everyone.

Including you. And you. And you.

Oh yeah, you too. I'm even better than myself, so hah!

[ 12-19-2002, 10:40 AM: Message edited by: IceHawk78 ]
 
Posted by Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk (Member # 14) on 12-18-2002, 07:22 AM:
 
I am simply not worth the effort.

[ 12-18-2002, 02:23 PM: Message edited by: Mr. K ]
 
Posted by Rain Dance (Member # 173) on 12-18-2002, 07:45 AM:
 
I dislike pie, unless it is of the pizza variety.
 
Posted by pkthunder (Member # 67) on 12-18-2002, 07:48 AM:
 
Will they?
 
Posted by veloS (Member # 2636) on 12-18-2002, 07:51 AM:
 
glug
glug
glug

sschluuuuurp....

ahhhhhhhhhhh

[ 12-18-2002, 12:28 PM: Message edited by: Wintermute ]
 
Posted by Mentar the Malady Monkey (Member # 1182) on 12-18-2002, 08:55 AM:
 
I always think I'm the replacement judge on Harvey Birdman, AAL.

[ 12-18-2002, 12:27 PM: Message edited by: Wintermute ]
 
Posted by veloS (Member # 2636) on 12-18-2002, 09:12 AM:
 
Probably not. Or they're just afraid o' ya. [Wink]
 
Posted by Porygone (Member # 805) on 12-18-2002, 09:26 AM:
 
What kind of power is heart anyway?

[ 01-20-2004, 08:26 PM: Message edited by: MK ]
 
Posted by SDShamshel (Member # 791) on 12-18-2002, 10:58 AM:
 
I should have offended more people on this board.
 
Posted by 10,000Lb.Snorlax (Member # 13) on 12-18-2002, 11:36 AM:
 
cfalcon and Mr K are hairy butt suckers

Clefables are better than Wigglytuffs!

People of Mexican descent are grimey good-for-nothings

only fags play F-Zero

Osama Bin Laden is cool

[ 12-18-2002, 11:36 AM: Message edited by: Wintermute ]
 
Posted by Lark84 (Member # 1186) on 12-18-2002, 12:12 PM:
 
I am any one of a thousand interchangeable beings whose posts float thru K's mind without a second thought as he skims them to make sure no one is calling each other faggots.

[ 12-18-2002, 02:26 PM: Message edited by: Mr. K ]
 
Posted by Face (Member # 1916) on 12-18-2002, 12:42 PM:
 
I hate you all.
 
Posted by Mewone (Member # 1694) on 12-18-2002, 02:33 PM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by 10,000Lb.Snorlax:
cfalcon and Mr K are hairy butt suckers

Clefables are better than Wigglytuffs!

People of Mexican descent are grimey good-for-nothings

only fags play F-Zero

Osama Bin Laden is cool

Eveyone on the planet is made of buttfudge and hairy brautwurst

 
Posted by Fenix (Member # 2371) on 12-18-2002, 03:32 PM:
 
Hey, Chip Man, what time is it, dawg?

I dunno what time it is, Raylo!

*record scratch*

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!


 
Posted by Mentar the Malady Monkey (Member # 1182) on 12-18-2002, 03:37 PM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Mentar the Malady Monkey:
I always think I'm the replacement judge on Harvey Birdman, AAL.
...who or what in the name of fuck?
 
Posted by ceoalex316 (Member # 338) on 12-18-2002, 03:44 PM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Zerot:
This thread is dumb. I think I'll go start a poll...

Controversy: good or bad?
Rofl, funniest post ever.
 
Posted by Blade Sabre (Member # 2858) on 12-18-2002, 04:32 PM:
 
I don't talk much.
 
Posted by Manuel Calavera (Member # 1202) on 12-18-2002, 04:35 PM:
 
I play as female characters in MMORPGS and turn people on.
 
Posted by Dark_Herakurosu (Member # 1677) on 12-18-2002, 05:20 PM:
 
Muk > Koffing

OMG IAN GARVEY WTF

Weedle pwnz j00.
 
Posted by Kid Vid2 (Member # 2514) on 12-18-2002, 06:33 PM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Mentar the Malady Monkey:
quote:
Originally posted by Mentar the Malady Monkey:
I always think I'm the replacement judge on Harvey Birdman, AAL.
...who or what in the name of fuck?
He got it wrong. It's supposed to be MENTOK, THE MIND TAKER!
 
Posted by Uiru (Member # 437) on 12-18-2002, 07:26 PM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk:
I am simply not worth the effort.
This is the greatest edit yet. LOL I THINK I'LL GIVE K A FIVE LOL LOL OOPS I HAVE ALREADY LOL
~Uiru
 
Posted by NintendoLover (Member # 3138) on 12-18-2002, 08:09 PM:
 
Seriously guys what is going on. I swear this is my last post. Why am I even here. Did you know people think I look 17 in real life I don't know why I think I'm ugly.
 
Posted by Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk (Member # 14) on 12-18-2002, 11:07 PM:
 
hit me
 
Posted by Manuel Calavera (Member # 1202) on 12-19-2002, 06:55 AM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk:
hit me
with your rhythm stick
 
Posted by Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk (Member # 14) on 12-19-2002, 08:34 AM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by veloS:
glug
glug
glug

sschluuuuurp....

ahhhhhhhhhhh
best edit ever
 
Posted by veloS (Member # 2636) on 12-19-2002, 08:37 AM:
 
That one made even me laugh... [Frown]
 
Posted by Ikuse (Member # 3037) on 12-19-2002, 10:49 AM:
 
I think someone other than Wintermute should've edited me. He thinks I'm christain, for fuck's sake.
 
Posted by Uiru (Member # 437) on 12-19-2002, 10:50 AM:
 
I am Wintermute in disguise.
~Uiru
 
Posted by PikaBlade (Member # 1039) on 12-19-2002, 03:24 PM:
 
...myu?

*confused*
 
Posted by Mentar the Malady Monkey (Member # 1182) on 12-19-2002, 10:39 PM:
 
I just know the other mods have something to say about me.
 
Posted by Fenix (Member # 2371) on 12-20-2002, 12:00 AM:
 
Seeing as how this whole topic is a waste...

#500, baby.
 
Posted by Lark84 (Member # 1186) on 12-20-2002, 12:42 PM:
 
K's edit was mean. I'm not insignificant and interchangeable, I make a difference.

Now excuse me while I go vote for the next president of the United States.
 
Posted by Rolken (Member # 7) on 01-19-2004, 02:19 PM:
 
posting because this topic is better than anything from the month of January.
 
Posted by Windex (Member # 9) on 01-19-2004, 02:37 PM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Rolken:
posting because this topic is better than anything from the month of January.
I haven't been here not drunk in awhile.
 
Posted by Jman (Member # 618) on 01-19-2004, 05:44 PM:
 
I can't wait to see what I get.
 
Posted by Jman (Member # 618) on 01-19-2004, 05:47 PM:
 
Posting again because Windex posted in this topic.

Goddamnit Windex, you are so fucking cool.
 
Posted by Dweedle (Member # 1209) on 01-19-2004, 09:03 PM:
 
Windex is my hero
 
Posted by TeLeFonE (Member # 2293) on 01-19-2004, 09:09 PM:
 
Well, He is the greatest human being ever. It is impossible to insult Him.
 
Posted by White Cat (Member # 42) on 01-20-2004, 03:17 AM:
 
I just realized that I never posted in this thread. Edit away!
 
Posted by Tghost (Member # 1418) on 01-20-2004, 03:39 AM:
 
Are they even going to bother?
 
Posted by starCaliber (Member # 268) on 01-20-2004, 05:48 AM:
 
Also I am two other guys (one is Pokemon #150, the other is like a shoe), but that's a deep, dark secret, so don't tell anyone.

[ 01-20-2004, 11:16 AM: Message edited by: White Cat ]
 
Posted by Coxy (Member # 2297) on 01-20-2004, 08:22 AM:
 
I am the friend of a mod in real life, and therefore cool.
 
Posted by TnA (Member # 3220) on 01-20-2004, 08:45 AM:
 
I don't know why I'm here.
 
Posted by Uiru (Member # 437) on 01-20-2004, 11:31 AM:
 
I like DDR.
~Uiru
 
Posted by pkthunder (Member # 67) on 01-20-2004, 12:50 PM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Coxy:
I am the friend of a mod in real life, and therefore cool.
Pshaw. Whatever. I used to fuck one.
 
Posted by starCaliber (Member # 268) on 01-20-2004, 07:08 PM:
 
I'm pure evil. If I ever walked into a church I would burst into flames. I'm going to burn in Hell for all eternity...

[ 01-20-2004, 08:10 PM: Message edited by: MK ]
 
Posted by Dweedle (Member # 1209) on 01-20-2004, 07:25 PM:
 
can I be a mod so I can edit starCaliber's post
 
Posted by MK (Member # 1445) on 01-20-2004, 08:13 PM:
 
I like swords...
 
Posted by Clicky Pensi (Member # 3172) on 01-20-2004, 10:24 PM:
 
posting to get my message changed

also thunder crap made me think of thundercats, i don't know why, i used to watch them
 
Posted by Charmeleon42 (Member # 1066) on 01-20-2004, 11:35 PM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by pkthunder:
quote:
Originally posted by Coxy:
I am the friend of a mod in real life, and therefore cool.
Pshaw. Whatever. I used to fuck one.
AWESOME
 
Posted by Mr.E (Member # 696) on 01-21-2004, 01:17 AM:
 
I never got edited.
 
Posted by IceHawk78 (Member # 1699) on 01-21-2004, 01:57 AM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by pkthunder:
quote:
Originally posted by Coxy:
I am the friend of a mod in real life, and therefore cool.
Pshaw. Whatever. I used to fuck one.
Yeah, you never shut up about him in bed, either, do you?
 
Posted by MewtwoSama (Member # 12) on 01-21-2004, 02:10 AM:
 
hi guys [That Guy]
 
Posted by pkthunder (Member # 67) on 01-21-2004, 09:56 AM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by IceHawk78:
quote:
Originally posted by pkthunder:
quote:
Originally posted by Coxy:
I am the friend of a mod in real life, and therefore cool.
Pshaw. Whatever. I used to fuck one.
Yeah, you never shut up about him in bed, either, do you?
You can never say enough about a man with only half his foreskin.
 
Posted by Psybro (Member # 290) on 01-21-2004, 01:11 PM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by pkthunder:
quote:
Originally posted by Coxy:
I am the friend of a mod in real life, and therefore cool.
Pshaw. Whatever. I used to fuck one.
Well I fucked Cat-Gonk in the ass so I have you both beat.
 
Posted by Face (Member # 1916) on 01-21-2004, 02:56 PM:
 
I still hate you all.
 
Posted by Artie Cuno (Member # 1205) on 01-21-2004, 11:28 PM:
 
Tell you what. You all have a nice little sleepover, dye your hair purple, bitch about your problems, and eat donuts off each other's cocks, while I sit here and laugh, k? K. Kthxbye.
 
Posted by Porygone (Member # 805) on 01-21-2004, 11:49 PM:
 
*has purple streaks in his hair*

.......I'll just go now.
 
Posted by MegaScythe (Member # 1097) on 01-22-2004, 02:57 AM:
 
hi.
 
Posted by Slade_64 (Member # 804) on 01-22-2004, 03:01 AM:
 
I posted in this thread before??
 
Posted by Ikuse (Member # 3037) on 01-22-2004, 02:42 PM:
 
posting to represent maximum penetration industries
 
Posted by dAyWaLkEr (Member # 3343) on 01-22-2004, 04:41 PM:
 
my nipples are hard from the sexiness emitted by this topic
 


Karpe Diem