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Posted by Rei the Giant Koffing (Member # 1909) on 11-17-2002, 05:55 PM:
I, Rei the Giant Koffing, have offically succeeded in orgasming twice in under 2 minutes.
A nice bed, shiny manakin, and Dr. pepper made it possible. whoohoo!
*runs away*
Posted by MK (Member # 1445) on 11-17-2002, 09:13 PM:
Orgasm twice in two minutes? Heck, how is that possible for a male, I've heard stories, but, ahhh, to me those lesser boosts aren't true orgasms...
But, hey, if you pulled it off more power to ya, congrats...
Posted by Bulbasaur3000 (Member # 1801) on 11-17-2002, 10:00 PM:
It's not that hard. (No pun intended)
Posted by Rei the Giant Koffing (Member # 1909) on 11-17-2002, 10:38 PM:
quote:
Originally posted by Bulbasaur3000:
It's not that hard. (No pun intended)
Oh yeah?!?! I'd liek to see you do it!
Prepare the webcam!
Posted by veloS (Member # 2636) on 11-18-2002, 05:04 AM:
I simply cannot believe that. Tell me how you achieved that. I simply do not believe it.
Posted by Face (Member # 1916) on 11-18-2002, 03:31 PM:
Try to get three next time.
Posted by veloS (Member # 2636) on 11-21-2002, 09:01 AM:
I'm still waiting for an answer, Rei.
Posted by Ikuse (Member # 3037) on 11-21-2002, 04:49 PM:
you had sex wih a manikin?
Posted by Fenix (Member # 2371) on 11-21-2002, 05:54 PM:
Mannequin.
Posted by Rei the Giant Koffing (Member # 1909) on 11-21-2002, 06:01 PM:
Indeed.
...and I own my success to the Dr. pepper.
Posted by ceoalex316 (Member # 338) on 11-22-2002, 06:43 PM:
quote:
Originally posted by Rei the Giant Koffing:
Dr. pepper made it possible. whoohoo!
Posted by MK (Member # 1445) on 11-22-2002, 06:47 PM:
quote:
Originally posted by...
Dr. pepper made it possible. whoohoo!

I'm insulted...
Posted by Lark84 (Member # 1186) on 11-23-2002, 11:34 AM:
quote:
Originally posted by MK:
I'm insulted...
Why, because in reality your favourite soft drink has been tasting worse than urine for a long time?
Posted by MK (Member # 1445) on 11-23-2002, 01:49 PM:
It does not taste worse than urine, I drink multiple Dr Peppers every day and I love them...
Posted by Manuel Calavera (Member # 1202) on 11-23-2002, 04:42 PM:
No, it definitely tastes like urine.
Posted by Face (Member # 1916) on 11-24-2002, 12:47 PM:
Maybe it's because you pissed in it.
Posted by veloS (Member # 2636) on 11-24-2002, 02:03 PM:
LOL...
And 7-UP > any other soft drink.
Posted by Manuel Calavera (Member # 1202) on 11-24-2002, 03:21 PM:
quote:
Originally posted by veloS:
And 7-UP > any other soft drink.
Incorrect. Sprite > 7-UP.
Posted by Fenix (Member # 2371) on 11-24-2002, 03:55 PM:
Posted by ceoalex316 (Member # 338) on 11-24-2002, 07:11 PM:
quote:
Originally posted by Face:
Maybe it's because you pissed in it.
That was funny.
Posted by Eaichu250 (Member # 826) on 11-29-2002, 07:38 PM:
I HAVE SUCEEDED.
ALL TOPICS THAT HAVE A KOFFING ICON ARE NOW ALL ALIGNED ON THE FIRST PAGE!
SUCESS! ^_^
Posted by Rei the Giant Koffing (Member # 1909) on 01-10-2004, 03:17 AM:
No, Urine tastes a bit different.
..oh, uhm...
-Rei
Posted by TeLeFonE (Member # 2293) on 01-10-2004, 01:14 PM:
quote:
Originally posted by MK:
It does not taste worse than urine, I drink multiple Dr Peppers every day and I love them...
Maybe you enjoy the taste of urine?
Posted by sunburnt_aphid (Member # 3546) on 01-11-2004, 04:00 AM:
So? Once I orgasmed 5 times in 4 minutes! It was good.
Posted by Dweedle (Member # 1209) on 01-11-2004, 04:57 PM:
fuck this shit, Dr. Pepper is the best soda ever and anyone who doesn't think so should be eaten by a mutant pancake
Posted by Jman (Member # 618) on 01-11-2004, 05:58 PM:
I like Dr. Pepper.
But Moutain Dew for life.
Who needs a properly functioning reproductive organ?
Posted by TnA (Member # 3220) on 01-11-2004, 11:21 PM:
"What do you have to drink?"
"Only Mountain Dew and crab juice."
"Eeewww! Blech! I'll take the crab juice!"
[ 01-12-2004, 08:27 AM: Message edited by: TnA ]
Posted by Coxy (Member # 2297) on 01-12-2004, 09:00 AM:
quote:
Originally posted by Dweedle:
fuck this shit, Dr. Pepper is the best soda ever and anyone who doesn't think so should be eaten by a mutant pancake
PAGING CAT-GONK TO THIS THREAD.
We make so much money from his crippling addiction.
[ 01-12-2004, 09:00 AM: Message edited by: Coxy ]
Posted by Mr.E (Member # 696) on 01-12-2004, 06:00 PM:
Root Beer you motherfuckers
Posted by sunburnt_aphid (Member # 3546) on 01-12-2004, 09:48 PM:
Mt. Dew sucks.
Coke sucks.
7-up sucks.
Who loves orange soda? Kel loves orange soda. Is it truuuuuue?
Karpe Diem