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The Muffin King
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posted 02-12-2003 08:18 PM      Profile for The Muffin King   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I just manned up from a 56k line to Comcast Cable. Shit, this feels great- I've already looked at more porn than my penis could handle. I love this life.
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EspeonNidoking
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posted 02-12-2003 08:25 PM      Profile for EspeonNidoking   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
That's great pal.

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Porygone
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posted 02-12-2003 08:53 PM      Profile for Porygone   Email Porygone   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I don't think God looks at pornography.

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cfalcon
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posted 02-12-2003 09:18 PM      Profile for cfalcon   Email cfalcon   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
also how old is she
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SDShamshel
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posted 02-12-2003 09:20 PM      Profile for SDShamshel   Email SDShamshel   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Porygone:
I don't think God looks at pornography.

But, God sees all. At the same time. Or beyond time. So, technically, He'd be looking at all the porn in the world and then some. The rush of information'd be too much for our minds (and other things) to handle.

[ 02-12-2003, 09:20 PM: Message edited by: SDShamshel ]

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The Muffin King
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posted 02-12-2003 09:22 PM      Profile for The Muffin King   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
also she is above 18
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Porygone
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posted 02-12-2003 09:24 PM      Profile for Porygone   Email Porygone   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Good point. Fine. God probably sees porn.

He just doesn't enjoy it.

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ceoalex316
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posted 02-12-2003 10:13 PM      Profile for ceoalex316     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
And according to the Catholic Church he also supports pedophiles.
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Mick_Hale
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posted 02-12-2003 11:32 PM      Profile for Mick_Hale   Email Mick_Hale   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Justify that statement, plz.

I mean, I'm not much of a fan of Catholicism, but even I won't make a comment that out of reach.

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ceoalex316
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posted 02-13-2003 01:15 PM      Profile for ceoalex316     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Well the church didn't excommunicate the convicted priests. I don't know their fate now, but the Church defended the priests for a short while and tried to keep the story out of the papers.

Since the Church is based on Gods rule, what am I to assume when they defend pedophiles?

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Land und Leute
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posted 02-15-2003 02:19 AM      Profile for Land und Leute   Email Land und Leute   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
May I have your attention plz...

Land und Leute says:
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A missionary. Religion is scary
Could start a revolution on the boards, be wary



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quote:
Originally posted by ceoalex316:
Well the church didn't excommunicate the convicted priests. I don't know their fate now, but the Church defended the priests for a short while and tried to keep the story out of the papers.

Since the Church is based on Gods rule, what am I to assume when they defend pedophiles?

Do you get your information from media and pop culture? That's why you think the church covers pedophiles: it's because you've been taught that they are covering them from untrustworthy sources.

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Why is New York so accepting of child molesters, but not Muslims?
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