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MewtwoSama
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posted 10-13-2005 04:26 PM
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
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posted 10-13-2005 05:04 PM
Yup. Also, gay marriage is immoral, and should be illegal just like extramarital sex, attacking those who have not attacked or even threatened you first, and bearing false witness against your enemies*.
* For example, claiming to know someone has deadly weapons to justify attacking them, even though you have no particularly good reason to think that they do.
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posted 10-13-2005 06:50 PM
WOW look I have answers to all of your reasons.
01. What the bulltesticles are you talking about. America is nothing if unnatural. The rest of the world thinks so. So do I, and I live in the damn near communistic USA. Matt Stone and Trey Parker (Creators of: South Park, Baseketball, and Team America) are unnatural, funny as all hell but unnatural.
02. Oh yeah like everyone is gay, just hiding it. Leave em alone and they'll leave you alone. Just cuz some people are gay, it does'nt mean you do too. Besides I love lezbos. LOL. The tall thing you should just punch your self repeatedly in the face for.
03. What the hell r u on. Why is it that when ever this subject jumps up some one has to mention the animal thing. If people are happy who gives a damn. I dont.
04. Women= Property, you must never get laid. Blacks cant mary whites, I agree with that. Divorce= Illegal, KEEP YOUR RELIGION TO YOUR SELF! Quoting George Carlin
05. If you care about Brittany Spears and her marrige...... OMG..... Whatever dude u might need to check if you have a Y chromosone.
06. Are you trying to make a point with this one?
07. What the penguintits are you talking about?
THEN WHERE DO GAY KIDS COME FROM?!!! If this theory of your is true logicaly there would be no gay people, because everyone comes from straight parents. In your case a TEST TUBE.
08. Read the constitution. FREEDOM of RELIGION! This means you may choose. SEPERATION of RELIGION and STATE. Laws can not ever be influenced by religion. If thats true you could go to JAIL for WHAKING OFF.
09. I have to asume by now that you are missing a few chromosones. SOMEONE has to be Butch and the other has to be Bitch. I think the kids can learn.UM, there are allot of single parents out there.
10.Blah... Blah... Blah... Sigmund Froyd "What is normal to one person, is compleately bizzare to another." There is no such thing as Normal. Whats your I.Q.? -10?
Dude were you molested as a child? Cuz, your out of nowhere rant cant just be pent up aggression, and hostility. Ask the British guys if they like G.W.Bush. All of Europe hates him as do I. Not even the Republican party trusts or likes him any more. Watch the news.
If you were trying to be funny. It worked but your arguments are far from logical. Not to mention Karma messes people over in such a way that, who ever you hate will prolly end up in your family. OOOOPS, karma said your first son will be gay.
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posted 10-13-2005 08:03 PM
holy shit
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posted 10-13-2005 08:06 PM
I would like to apologize to the Azurian populace for my foolishness in responding seriously to a few of this gentleman's posts. Usually I can smell a gimmick before it even posts for some reason was blind to the fact there is no way this can be a legitimate poster.
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MewtwoSama
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posted 10-13-2005 09:03 PM
Man, those guys replies are priceless. Too bad MK doesnt post anymore. ![[Trash Bear]](graemlins/trashbear.gif)
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posted 10-13-2005 09:03 PM
I apoligize for my earlier rant. However people are people. True I beleive people should be killed for having a low inteligence, but thats my flaw however. I admit I can not tolerate ignorance. Therefore you can call me a hypocrite in a way.
I however would not fuck with people based on such dumbass differences. I dont care if gay people could get married or not. I'm not gay my self but I realized that if the majority of the world population was gay, and allot of them were in congress, they could easily outlaw straight marriges. The problem I guess is acceptance.
Fine you dont like gay people. Ok im cool with that. Why does it matter to you if they could get married? I sure as hell dont want sraight marriges outlawed. You should just worry about your self. If a gay guy comes on to you tell him you're straight, and say dont bother me. If he cant get that through his thick head, then go ahead and beat the shit out of him if its nessesary.
All im saying is, dont try to controll peoples live that you dont want to ever be a part of. Its none of your buissness. The church would never allow it anyway, because its not controled by the government.
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posted 10-13-2005 10:24 PM
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Originally posted by Zer0Khul:
I apoligize for my earlier rant. However people are people. True I beleive people should be killed for having a low inteligence, but thats my flaw however. I admit I can not tolerate ignorance. Therefore you can call me a hypocrite in a way.
I however would not fuck with people based on such dumbass differences. I dont care if gay people could get married or not. I'm not gay my self but I realized that if the majority of the world population was gay, and allot of them were in congress, they could easily outlaw straight marriges. The problem I guess is acceptance.
Fine you dont like gay people. Ok im cool with that. Why does it matter to you if they could get married? I sure as hell dont want sraight marriges outlawed. You should just worry about your self. If a gay guy comes on to you tell him you're straight, and say dont bother me. If he cant get that through his thick head, then go ahead and beat the shit out of him if its nessesary.
All im saying is, dont try to controll peoples live that you dont want to ever be a part of. Its none of your buissness. The church would never allow it anyway, because its not controled by the government.
i lolled
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posted 10-13-2005 11:56 PM
lol-material if I ever saw it
oh, I think you forgot that gay people are recruiting to make their army larger. I've seen recruiting centers in Chicago and Manhattan, it's insane.
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posted 10-14-2005 01:51 AM
how did this get so many replies so fast? A gay marriage topic sure pulls people out of the woodwork huh?
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posted 10-14-2005 02:16 AM
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how did this get so many replies so fast? A gay marriage topic sure pulls people out of the woodwork huh?
No, Zer0Khul's responses of 100% Pure Gold do.
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posted 10-14-2005 02:17 AM
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Originally posted by Zer0Khul:
True I beleive people should be killed for having a low inteligence, but thats my flaw however.
quote:
Originally posted by Zer0Khul:
All im saying is, dont try to controll peoples live that you dont want to ever be a part of. Its none of your buissness. The church would never allow it anyway, because its not controled by the government.
Mr K, can we keep him?
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posted 10-14-2005 02:42 AM
see, shithead gimmicks like this guy are funny. people like MK were never funny, just constantly annoying.
conclusion: keep the Zer0Khul assbags around for humor and posterity, ban the MK's on fucking sight.
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posted 10-14-2005 11:16 AM
you had me at blacks shouldn't be able to marry whites
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posted 10-14-2005 06:50 PM
I am waiting for Lowest Common Denominator Ed to ask us to reward this guy's retardation and also ask that his own post be froggified, since some retard didn't get it.
At least Ed knows what his posts look like to everyone else now.
Also I hope Zero won't kill himself so more comedy will ensue.
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posted 10-14-2005 08:40 PM
Yes when I'm pissed I noticed that my rants can be a bit funny, or just insanely hillarious. I was kinda serious about the no gaybashing thing. I thinks its because G.W.Bush started it and I hate the bastard. Just because his I.Q. is lower than the amount of days Dennis Rodman has ever kept the same hairstyle.
Yes I was serious about blacks and whites not being able to marry each other. Have any of you ever see that movie, "Gataca?" I honestly cant wait until the day that we can bio-engineer our children. I HATE STUPID PEOPLE!!! Logicaly we wont be able to do that at any point in our lifetime, but its wishful thinking. Honestly I hope to god my kids wont be dumbasses, or I might have to kill my own children. Donate their bodies to medical research.
BTW, just to let you all know, graveyards piss me off too. Keeping all the dead people for one part of town???!!! Now thats an arrogant idea. That land can be use for housing, or in my prefrance another PUB. I say plow all of those bastards up into the rivers, lakes, and streams. We need that phosphorous, and nitrogen for farming. IF WERE GONA RECYCLE, LETS GET SERIOUS!!!!!
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posted 10-15-2005 06:27 AM
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BTW, just to let you all know, graveyards piss me off too. Keeping all the dead people for one part of town???!!! Now thats an arrogant idea. That land can be use for housing, or in my prefrance another PUB.
Dude have you ever seen poltergeist? Not a good idea.
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posted 10-15-2005 05:18 PM
lol black are stupid lol
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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...
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posted 10-15-2005 11:44 PM
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Originally posted by Zer0Khul:
Yes when I'm pissed I noticed that my rants can be a bit funny, or just insanely hillarious. I was kinda serious about the no gaybashing thing. I thinks its because G.W.Bush started it and I hate the bastard. Just because his I.Q. is lower than the amount of days Dennis Rodman has ever kept the same hairstyle.
Yes I was serious about blacks and whites not being able to marry each other. Have any of you ever see that movie, "Gataca?" I honestly cant wait until the day that we can bio-engineer our children. I HATE STUPID PEOPLE!!! Logicaly we wont be able to do that at any point in our lifetime, but its wishful thinking. Honestly I hope to god my kids wont be dumbasses, or I might have to kill my own children. Donate their bodies to medical research.
BTW, just to let you all know, graveyards piss me off too. Keeping all the dead people for one part of town???!!! Now thats an arrogant idea. That land can be use for housing, or in my prefrance another PUB. I say plow all of those bastards up into the rivers, lakes, and streams. We need that phosphorous, and nitrogen for farming. IF WERE GONA RECYCLE, LETS GET SERIOUS!!!!!
some people don't exactly "get it". you are one of these people.
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posted 10-17-2005 10:55 AM
wow.
i cant believe there are this many racists here.
hating someone due to the color of their skin is your constitutionally protected right, but...........damn!
idiocy. pure idiocy.
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posted 10-17-2005 01:59 PM
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Originally posted by Fish:
I would like to apologize to the Azurian populace for my foolishness in responding seriously to a few of this gentleman's posts. Usually I can smell a gimmick before it even posts for some reason was blind to the fact there is no way this can be a legitimate poster.
Same here.
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posted 10-17-2005 05:22 PM
Zer0Khul, you are aware that every reason given was given in such a way as to make opponents of gay marriage look totally stupid? In other words, you do realize that Mewtwosama's post was sarcastic, not bigoted, and mocked the gay-bashing crowd, right? I assume you're just playing along with the joke, but you're doing it with such a straight face it has me worried.
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posted 10-18-2005 02:47 PM
^^^ i find you pretty annoying (fyi) so you might want to cut back on the posting just a smidge thanks ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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posted 10-19-2005 12:47 AM
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Originally posted by Apophis:
wow.
i cant believe there are this many racists here.
hating someone due to the color of their skin is your constitutionally protected right, but...........damn!
idiocy. pure idiocy.
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some people don't exactly "get it". you are one of these people.
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posted 10-19-2005 05:14 PM
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i find you pretty annoying (fyi) so you might want to cut back on the posting just a smidge thanks
I'm sorry you have these problems. Of course, anyone who'd post something like that in response to a fairly bland post is not in a good position to talk, especially since you don't appear to be responding to the post or on topic at all, merely airing a personal prejudice.
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posted 10-19-2005 05:24 PM
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Originally posted by Mr. K
I am waiting for Lowest Common Denominator Ed to ask us to reward this guy's retardation and also ask that his own post be froggified, since some retard didn't get it.
No, his post is clueles and crude, but on-topic. By my understanding of the rules, it shouldn't be censored. Extreme stupidity in a post doesn't seem to qualify for censorship. For example, Mr. K's post I'm responding to shouldn't be censored.
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At least Ed knows what his posts look like to everyone else now.
Not anyone who actually reads my posts. Hey, do you have an example of someone who makes mindless, irritating, ad hominem attacks that add nothing to the forum? Besides yourself, that is, so you'll know what your posts look like to everyone else.
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posted 10-19-2005 08:29 PM
some producer with computers fixes all my shitty tracks
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posted 10-20-2005 01:04 AM
Jesus, you are retarded...
Ed: No, his post is clueles and crude, but on-topic.
I'm talking about your post, retard. According to your own rules, it should be deleted because someone else was too stupid to get it.
Not anyone who actually reads my posts.
You're cflakkin's friend, right? That would splain a lot.
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posted 10-20-2005 01:40 AM
If Ed wants the MK stupidity clause to apply to everybody, I'm down with that.
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posted 10-20-2005 04:08 PM
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Originally posted by Mr. K
Jesus, you are retarded...
"Retarded" seems to be mostly used here by people too stupid to think of anything more intelligent to say.
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I'm talking about your post, retard. According to your own rules, it should be deleted because someone else was too stupid to get it.
I don't believe anyone who got the first post was too stupid to get mine. Do you have first-hand reason to believe otherwise? Anyway, I don't make the rules here, and you apparently don't understand that. Nor do you appear to understand how I think they should be applied. Actually, you haven't demonstrated an understanding of anything much lately.
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You're cflakkin's friend, right? That would splain a lot.
Don't recognize the name. If you dislike him/her, that's a point in his/her favor.
I'm sure other people on this forum have better things to do than to read your flames of me, or my long, boring responses to them. If you want to respond to this publicly, to get the last word on this thread, feel free. If you actually want a dialog, send a personal message, and I'll respond to anything you say that merits a response.
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posted 10-20-2005 04:18 PM
I don't want anyone censored. I 
don't like it.
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posted 10-20-2005 04:30 PM
This is a cheerocracy and Mr. K is the cheertator. Honestly, how much fun would the internet be without being able to bully peeps?
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posted 10-20-2005 11:41 PM
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Originally posted by Bugcatcher Ed:
like six goddam posts
listen cocksheriff, i asked you nicely to cut back on the posting and you've fucking tripled it
don't make me get mean
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posted 10-21-2005 02:27 AM
cocksheriff's a pretty good one
if not, the source you got it from's pretty inventive
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posted 10-22-2005 02:22 AM
Ed: Don't recognize the name [cflakkin].
Bald, racist dumbass...lives in Colorado...
I thought you were one of his.
Anyway, seriously, how about a little class project? Let's try to get you to understand what makes you so hilariously stupid. This will be a helpful life lesson, I think.
Question: What makes Zer0's posts so funny?
Hint: It's not just that they are stupid. What is the extra element that gives them their zing?
When you figure that out, you'll know what's wrong with you.
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posted 11-07-2005 11:42 AM
I know! He's got a tumor!
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posted 06-21-2008 12:33 AM
Mr Sulu got gay married
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posted 06-30-2008 02:19 AM
He is one of the funniest motherfuckers on the planet. When he's on the Stern show, I can't miss a minute.
Good for him, the fruity little nip. May he live long and get many excellent blow jobs from Brad (who is, like, totally gay).
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posted 07-15-2008 03:06 PM
I was bored at work just now and I googled my username. It brought me back here just in time to read this gem of a thread.
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posted 07-18-2008 04:48 AM
p0k3m0n rulez. just sayin. ![[Trash Koffing]](graemlins/trashkoffing.gif)
Actually right now I'm gonna kick some dead spirit's ass up in the Pokemon tower. I'm raising a fearow and a venusaur. I plan to add snorlax and lapras to my team later.
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posted 07-20-2008 03:21 AM
Man I wish Zer0Khul still posted here. He was the only one who made any sense around here. He was so eloquent, his posts were so profound and logical, and his ability to detect satire was unparalleled.
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