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Face
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posted 07-17-2007 09:09 PM $Profile for Face$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Face$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Well, I certainly wouldn't say I am atheist, though with all of the different denominations going around today I'd say that I am more of a Baptist than anything. I do go to church when I can. If you don't than that's OK. The church I go to is fairly conservative in its teachings and the like, and that is where I tend to be in my learnings and readings.

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Mr. K
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posted 07-18-2007 02:52 PM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

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cogito
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posted 07-18-2007 06:51 PM $Profile for cogito$ $Email cogito$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I hear hippos will kill you and you can't do anything about it.

http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/hippo.htm

More proof:

http://www.smh.com.au/news/National/Hippos-deadly-attack-brother-flies-out-to-get-sisters-body/2005/03/02/1109700519171.html

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Mr. K
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posted 07-19-2007 10:26 AM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

The pictures here are candidates for new Karp Park images.

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MewtwoSama
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posted 07-20-2007 05:21 PM $Profile for MewtwoSama$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email MewtwoSama$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

The first one, but you'll have to add a Koffing over the Shell logo or something.

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posted 07-22-2007 02:48 AM $Profile for cogito$ $Email cogito$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by MewtwoSama:
The first one, but you'll have to add a Koffing over the Shell logo or something.

Or just use the second one as-is. Or turn his walkie-talkie into an iPhone.

BTW, I am pretty sick of this iFad (or iGimmick or iLogo or whatever). Pick something new, Macintosh.

[ 07-22-2007, 02:49 AM: Message edited by: cogito ]

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Mr. K
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posted 07-23-2007 12:27 AM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

The first picture is inherently funnier. It looks like that chase might have been going on for 10 miles, like the coyote after the roadrunner.

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Anthrax
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posted 08-01-2007 01:56 PM $Profile for Anthrax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Anthrax$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

its funny because the hippo is chasing the man towards the shell station and shell loves to destroy pristine habitats and feeds its workers bushmeat

the hippo will run up until it gets to shell and then it will be like star wars when han solo chases those stormtroopers into a room full of stormtroopers only it will be a shell station full of exploited africans wearing bibs and holding knives and forks in their hands and licking their thick negro lips in salivatory anticipation

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She told The Associated Press she first realized her son was mentally ill in 1996 when he killed her oldest child, a 25-year-old woman who suffered from cerebral palsy, by beating her with a dumbbell.

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Anthrax
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posted 08-01-2007 11:29 PM $Profile for Anthrax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Anthrax$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

i lived in africa

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Slade_64
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posted 08-02-2007 08:57 AM $Profile for Slade_64$ $Email Slade_64$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

So is he a cyclops or something?

Also, I think the first one would be funnier if the guy was carrying a TeeVee.

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MewtwoSama
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posted 08-02-2007 04:23 PM $Profile for MewtwoSama$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email MewtwoSama$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Eggplant Wizard.

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posted 08-31-2007 09:05 PM $Profile for Anthrax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Anthrax$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

new forum tap-dancing image extravatonydanza

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Mr. K
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posted 09-04-2007 06:33 PM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Jesus fuck, that is horrible.

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Boodabonzi
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posted 09-12-2007 05:22 PM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I no longer belive in God I don't think

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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posted 04-07-2008 04:27 PM $Profile for Mentar the Malady Monkey$ $Email Mentar the Malady Monkey$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

IM ATHEIST

DEAL WITH IT

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WHAT.

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