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Face
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posted 07-04-2007 09:45 PM $Profile for Face$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Face$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

My dad was throwing things around the house, yelling really loudly. My mom calls the cops and says that she is involved in a domestic battery and that she is leaving our apartment. In total five cop cars come, 3 of them undercover and ask her questions regarding the situation of my deranged father. He is now down at the station being processed. Cops may have gotten on my good side this time.

.ǝɯıʇ sıɥʇ ǝpıs poob ʎɯ uo uǝʇʇob ǝʌɐɥ ʎɐɯ sdoɔ .pǝssǝɔoɹd buıǝq uoıʇɐʇs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ uʍop ʍou sı ǝɥ .ɹǝɥʇɐɟ pǝbuɐɹǝp ʎɯ ɟo uoıʇɐnʇıs ǝɥʇ buıpɹɐbǝɹ suoıʇsǝnb ɹǝɥ ʞsɐ puɐ ɹǝʌoɔɹǝpun ɯǝɥʇ ɟo 3 'ǝɯoɔ sɹɐɔ doɔ ǝʌıɟ 1ɐʇoʇ uı .ʇuǝɯʇɹɐdɐ ɹno buıʌɐǝ1 sı ǝɥs ʇɐɥʇ puɐ ʎɹǝʇʇɐq ɔıʇsǝɯop ɐ uı pǝʌ1oʌuı sı ǝɥs ʇɐɥʇ sʎɐs puɐ sdoɔ ǝɥʇ s11ɐɔ ɯoɯ ʎɯ .ʎ1pno1 ʎ11ɐǝɹ buı11ǝʎ 'ǝsnoɥ ǝɥʇ punoɹɐ sbuıɥʇ buıʍoɹɥʇ sɐʍ pɐp ʎɯ

[ 07-05-2007, 02:13 AM: Message edited by: MewtwoSama ]

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cogito
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posted 07-05-2007 07:12 PM $Profile for cogito$ $Email cogito$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I don't like that the "l"s are just 1s and that the number 3 is backwards. Also the period is in the wrong place.
Still it's pretty awesome.

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MewtwoSama
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posted 07-06-2007 12:57 AM $Profile for MewtwoSama$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email MewtwoSama$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Yeah, numbers dont get flipped. 123456789

987654321 .pǝddı1ɟ ʇǝb ʇuop sɹǝqɯnu 'ɥɐǝʎ

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posted 07-06-2007 04:34 PM $Profile for Anthrax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Anthrax$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

you're going to turn into your father one day

you will

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She told The Associated Press she first realized her son was mentally ill in 1996 when he killed her oldest child, a 25-year-old woman who suffered from cerebral palsy, by beating her with a dumbbell.

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Face
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posted 07-11-2007 08:34 PM $Profile for Face$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Face$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I'd rather turn into Anthrax. He soooo sexy.

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Weezing!

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