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MewtwoSama
Asshole
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posted 04-26-2005 08:43 PM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Apparently the guy got into a chase and got pulled over. Argued with the cop. Found my ID on the guy.
They went to his apartment and found tons of shit bought in my name.
He got a car and a job using my Social.

They hope to put him away for 7 years.

[PBJ Time!] hooray [PBJ Time!]

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Hade ni ikuze!

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Mr. K
Racist
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posted 04-26-2005 08:57 PM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
You should get to keep the stuff.
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Cesar
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posted 04-26-2005 09:13 PM      Profile for Cesar   Email Cesar   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
This calls for a celebratory hootenanny.
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MK
is somewhat large.
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posted 04-26-2005 10:51 PM      Profile for MK     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Ho' Down!
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Biffster
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posted 04-26-2005 10:54 PM      Profile for Biffster     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Doesn't this belong in your livejournal?

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Team Rocket doesn't care about history or archeology!

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DoomMullet
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posted 04-27-2005 03:11 AM      Profile for DoomMullet     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I'm wasted in celeberatoion of TetrisSamea's whatever.

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What kind of a fuckass fuck of a bumfuck shithole town is this?

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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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posted 04-27-2005 03:45 AM      Profile for Boodabonzi   Email Boodabonzi   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I take my justice with big boobs. Like I take my women.

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Kingler
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posted 04-27-2005 05:21 AM      Profile for Kingler   Email Kingler   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Congrats sama. Fuckers like that dude need repeated sessions of prison sex.

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arise chicken, arise

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Sonuis
Sonius
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posted 04-28-2005 01:43 AM      Profile for Sonuis   Email Sonuis   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
The police found your ID, which is good.

You receiving your identidy back is even better. And your FICA rating automatically fixes itself (make sure it happens too).

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