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Lark84
My skeleton is made of creamy nougat.
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posted 03-09-2005 11:56 AM      Profile for Lark84     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
http://www.lex18.com/global/story.asp?s=2989614&ClientType=Printable
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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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posted 03-09-2005 01:42 PM      Profile for Boodabonzi   Email Boodabonzi   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Good fried chicken though.

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Crimzonite
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posted 03-09-2005 10:48 PM      Profile for Crimzonite     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Kitchen Fresh Chicken. XD
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MewtwoSama
Asshole
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posted 03-09-2005 11:02 PM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I wish I lived in Chicken Capital Columbia
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MK
is somewhat large.
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posted 03-10-2005 01:45 AM      Profile for MK     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Why the fuck would his grandparents turn it over? Are they that stupid? "Oh yeah, Billy must be a TERRORIST!11!"

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even my mother thinks i'm an idiot

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Lark84
My skeleton is made of creamy nougat.
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posted 03-10-2005 11:40 AM      Profile for Lark84     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I got an idea which would be fun if enough people got together and did it... Though this isn't the right place to try and gather enough people for a grassroots action...

Anyway, wouldn't it be hilarious if the Kentucky Police recieved a lot of e-mails with attached short stories (inspired by recent events, of course) about aliens, zombies or mutated insects overrunning the police station, a school or a hospital, with accurate map and response time information to make it more realistic?


"Holy shit!" detective Daniels exclaimed, as a new head grew out instantaneously from what just a few seconds ago was nothing but a blast crater left by a close-range shotgun fire. The last thing which went through his head as the alien sliced him open with its sharp claws was "They're all doomed... The response time for the neighbouring police district is half an hour, minimum... Not to speak about the small volume of traffic our roads can support... Fuck..."

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Mr. K
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posted 03-10-2005 10:03 PM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
They just installed a KFC/LJS down the street from me. Chicken planks whenever I want, bitches.
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Cesar
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posted 03-11-2005 05:26 PM      Profile for Cesar   Email Cesar   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
haha, grandpa was looking around for some porn.

I mean, why else would your grandparents be going through your stuff? Hey, there could be some fun in that actually.

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Crimzonite
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posted 03-12-2005 06:17 AM      Profile for Crimzonite     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Mr. K:
They just installed a KFC/LJS down the street from me. Chicken planks whenever I want, bitches.

All the Long John Silver's restaurants down here went under years ago. Not sure why. I honestly thought that restaurant chain went out of business until you mentioned it. Suncoast Video is also fading away.

[ 03-12-2005, 06:18 AM: Message edited by: Crimzonite ]

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Mr. K
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posted 03-12-2005 09:03 PM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I've got a chicken plank in one hand and my cock in the other.
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sunburnt_aphid
most boring gimmick ever
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posted 03-12-2005 11:07 PM      Profile for sunburnt_aphid     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Mr. K:
I've got a chicken plank in one hand and my cock in the other.

what is the difference? [Confused] [Confused] [Confused] [Confused] [Confused] [Confused] [Confused] [Confused]

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I like Jessie from Team Rocket <3

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Biffster
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posted 03-13-2005 01:07 PM      Profile for Biffster     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
omg mr k is a perv!!!! [Mad]

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Team Rocket doesn't care about history or archeology!

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MK
is somewhat large.
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posted 03-13-2005 08:42 PM      Profile for MK     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Ian Garvey WTF?!!?!?
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Liberal Media
Orangutan Spouse
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posted 03-13-2005 10:48 PM      Profile for Liberal Media   Email Liberal Media   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Fappin' the chicken plank and munchin' on the cock....

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I just want bangbangbang.

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sunburnt_aphid
most boring gimmick ever
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posted 03-13-2005 11:31 PM      Profile for sunburnt_aphid     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by MK:
Ian Garvey WTF?!!?!?

is that Mr. K's real name? [Eek!] [Confused] [Confused] [Mad]

hi Dweedle [Smile] [Smile] [Smile] [Smile]

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I like Jessie from Team Rocket <3

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Funnel Freak
James Albis' Bitch
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posted 03-14-2005 12:13 AM      Profile for Funnel Freak     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
ian gravey is a pokemon nerdcelebrity that used to post here, dumbfuck.

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"my mom walked in when i farted and it stank"

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sunburnt_aphid
most boring gimmick ever
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posted 03-14-2005 03:14 AM      Profile for sunburnt_aphid     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Funnel Freak:
dumbfuck.

fcuk yuo [Mad] [Mad] [Mad] [Mad]

aslo yuo cnat sepll garvey wtf [Mad] [Mad] [Mad] [Mad]

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I like Jessie from Team Rocket <3

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Biffster
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posted 03-14-2005 05:58 PM      Profile for Biffster     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Ian Garvey is on my facebook. I wrote "omg ian garvey wtf" on his wall.

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Team Rocket doesn't care about history or archeology!

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sunburnt_aphid
most boring gimmick ever
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is a facebook like a powerbook but on your face

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I like Jessie from Team Rocket <3

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