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Topic: This is a song for the ladies, but fellas listen closely...
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Slade_64
chipmunk pr0n author
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posted 11-02-2003 02:03 AM
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right, to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say "hey I bought you flowers"
And then you say "wait a minute Sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me,"
That's fuckin teamwork!
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuu haarrrrrrrrd
HAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRD!
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Bucket.
From: Funky Town Texas | Registered: Aug 2000
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Fenix
I live in a public bathroom.
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posted 11-02-2003 03:33 AM
tenacious d is awarded full approval
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life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
From: The Homeworld, Aiur | Registered: Nov 2001
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Thomaz
Farting Nudist
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posted 11-02-2003 06:17 AM
Yeah. ![[Trash Koffing]](graemlins/trashkoffing.gif)
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Nothing.
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Slade_64
chipmunk pr0n author
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posted 11-02-2003 06:51 PM
Yeah...
My dad thought it was funny when he drove my car...
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Bucket.
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