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Kazuki
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We had two at my highschool on Tuesday. According to our inept principal, some of the people that have done it have already been caught and EXPELLED. I don't beleive that though. I think they're trying to scare us into not pulling them.

Well today, about noon, another was pulled, we all went outside, waited for about 15 minutes, then got to go back in. Our class was interrupted by an intercom message from the principal saying that another fire alarm would not be pulled if he had anything to do about it, and how these things take away from class time (just like he was doing with his stupid speech).

Six period rolls around, and what should happen? Another fucking alarm. I don't mind getting out of class, but I'm in gym. That means short red shorts and a tee shirt while standing in the rain and wind. I'm surprised the fire department even showed up.

They gave a big speech before we were allowed to go back to class, and basically said they'd send anyone pulling the alarm again to jail.

Why are the alarms worth pulling?! If your trying to get out of a test or presentation, you'll end up having to do it some other time anyhow. I just don't get it...

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whoever did it wins at school.

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I hold fond memories of Bomb Threat Month here in Newfietown. This was way back in the day, but for a couple of weeks every high school in the province got bomb threats every couple of days. Judging by some of the stories of the guys who did it (ie. calling from phones outside the office of the school being 'warned'), it couldn't have been the same idiot the whole time.
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It's not really worth it, kind of like how it's not really worth me throwing my lemon-marang pie at that officer, but it's just so darn tempting, since we're talking high school kids here who are tempted to do everything under the moon before they graduate.

In other words, it's like the oreo you've been left in a room with alone, with a big "Don't Eat" sign on it. You end up getting reaalllllylyy hungry for an oreo [Embarrassed]

Fire alarms are a bit different though, given the severity of the consequences, and that I haven't given a moments thought to the object that is a 'fire alarm' for some time before this thread....... ..

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Kazuki
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My elementry school had fire alarms with paint in the handle so whoever pulled it got sprayed, and ended up being a hero or a dumbshit. They should install those ones.

Oh, and last year we had an alarm pulled every day of one week, and on the way to one of our false alarms, a fireman died after falling down the pole.

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My High School had the fire alarms go off every day. No one pays any attention to them, which makes me question the reason they still had them.

My Junior High had a bomb threat month, we were evacuated like almost every day.

Oh the point of pulling the alarm is to take time out of class. They go outside or skip a test instead of doing work or taking a test.

How is that so hard to understand?

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Oh my god, Will. You're a fucking Newfie?

You people talk funny.

(I didn't notice the location before this thread. I'm dumbh.)

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Better a fucking Newfie than a Yankee virgin, am I rite?

...ahem.

Newfies do speak funny. I don't sound like a Newfie, though. (Thank God.)
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HEY! I stick my thingie in the bums of ladies on a regular.

Anyways, I have a Newfie friend, and he does talk funny, but I actually like it. No one mumbles and grunts with the grace of Pete.

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quote:
Originally posted by Kazuki:
That means short red shorts and a tee shirt while standing in the rain and wind...

Pics plz.

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My school was firebombed.

I never did thank (read: kick in the balls) the person responsible. [Trash Koffing]

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Kazuki, you're from Seattle? What high school do you go to? Roosevelt or Garfield? (I know people from both who are at NYU now)

[ 10-17-2003, 04:24 PM: Message edited by: Dweedle ]

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Kazuki
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quote:
Originally posted by Dweedle:
Kazuki, you're from Seattle? What high school do you go to? Roosevelt or Garfield? (I know people from both who are at NYU now)

Neither, I go to Ballard.

Also, I know people do it to get outta test and stuff, but you have to do them eventually. It's just pointless really.

[ 10-17-2003, 11:33 PM: Message edited by: Kazuki ]

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quote:
Originally posted by Kazuki:
quote:
Originally posted by Dweedle:
Kazuki, you're from Seattle? What high school do you go to? Roosevelt or Garfield? (I know people from both who are at NYU now)

Neither, I go to Ballard.

Also, I know people do it to get outta test and stuff, but you have to do them eventually. It's just pointless really.

No, you get more study time. You people don't see the big picture.

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Kazuki
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How can you study when your standing on the football field in the rain?

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my high school was full of idiots and fuckfaces and people that didn't want to be in school, but hardly anyone ever pulled the fire alarm because they realized how stupid it was

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ceoalex316
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posted 10-18-2003 02:16 PM      Profile for ceoalex316     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Kazuki:
How can you study when your standing on the football field in the rain?

One period is 45 minutes. 30 minutes is enough to cancel a test till tomorrow.
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Kazuki
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quote:
Originally posted by ceoalex316:
quote:
Originally posted by Kazuki:
How can you study when your standing on the football field in the rain?

One period is 45 minutes. 30 minutes is enough to cancel a test till tomorrow.
Psh, I guess.

Except our periods are 50 minutes, and one fire drill takes up only 15-20 minutes.

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damn. my small ass Canadian town doesn't have anybody that devious (well, pulling an alarm isn't that evil).

if the druggies/lazy asses/wiggers wanna skip a class, they just walk out. they're not kind enough to help the studying fools out.

fuck [Frown]

EDIT: also, isn't it bad that your schools have been threatened so many times that it's desensitized you? i can only imagine the shit that'll happen when the real thing comes along

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They only time we ever got bomb threats was the week after the Colombine Incident. Now I go to a boring Catholic High School, so nothing interesting ever happens.

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What's a Newfie?
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Kazuki
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quote:
Originally posted by ReturnofNumeroUno:
Now I go to a boring Catholic High School, so nothing interesting ever happens.

What about catholic school girls?

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quote:
Originally posted by Sonuis:
What's a Newfie?

Newfie : Newfoundland as Yankee : American
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quote:
Originally posted by Uiru:
Better a fucking Newfie than a Yankee virgin, am I rite?
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Duh.

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About 32 minutes and 10 seconds into this show is a terrific story involving Newfies that none of you will listen to.

I've plugged it before, so if you're the sort of person who sits still for this kinda thing, you've probably already heard it.

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quote:
Originally posted by Kazuki:
Oh, and last year we had an alarm pulled every day of one week, and on the way to one of our false alarms, a fireman died after falling down the pole.

That's so sad.... [Frown]

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I agree, it is sad, but no one seems to care.

I fact many people I know have said " Well if he was a good firman, he wouldn't have fallen down the pole in the first place. "

Psh, that's like saying " If I were a good student, I'd never get any lower then an A+. "

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Still, the eulogies must've sucked for that fireman. They can't exactly exaggerate an accident like that into something grand. That's gotta be the crappiest way to die saving people.

Also catholic schoolgirl outfits are practically anti-Christian. The only image I conjur up is a blonde, lollipop-sucking whore who bangs whomever buys her some fries.

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quote:
Originally posted by dAyWaLkEr:
Also catholic schoolgirl outfits are practically anti-Christian. The only image I conjur up is a blonde, lollipop-sucking whore who bangs whomever buys her some fries.

Who said you had to buy them fries?

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it gets that fucking easy for you kazuki? dammmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

well in any case that's the best place to get some ass, since they're whores the second they come and a few years after they graduate.

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*hugs slade for britney*
*kills slade for mangirl*

also i bet those pics are from your personal fapping library, no?

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Nnnnno.

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