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powercat
Farting Nudist
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posted 10-01-2003 12:45 AM      Profile for powercat     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Just a quick note to all you high school guys who are too young to get into strip clubs... Attend a high school volleyball game. I had to work one tonight for my school, and I've never seen so many camel-toes and butt-cheeks in my life. I'd say it's the next best thing to some skank named "Destiny" grinding on a pole for your amusement. Just my $0.02... Feel free to carry on with your lives, now.

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From: Stockton, CA | Registered: Oct 2000  |  IP: Logged
starCaliber
is evil and also MewtwoSama
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posted 10-01-2003 01:30 AM      Profile for starCaliber   Email starCaliber   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
tell me more, precious

tell me more

From: San Francisco, CA | Registered: Apr 2000  |  IP: Logged
Fractyl
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posted 10-01-2003 03:34 AM      Profile for Fractyl     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
it's teachers like you who made school worth attending, mostly because I'm not a female

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I pretty much agree with Fractyl. -- Porygone

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I wish I had gotten this tip when I was still in high school.
I'm way into butt-cheeks*.

*girls'

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cfalcon
OLDNBLD
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posted 10-01-2003 03:29 PM      Profile for cfalcon   Email cfalcon   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Not posting in this topic.
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TeLeFonE
X-treme rotary telephone
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posted 10-01-2003 08:30 PM      Profile for TeLeFonE   Email TeLeFonE   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Too bad half the girls that play volleyball at my school are kinda beastly.

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fuck this username is gay

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Porygone
The Goatse Man
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posted 10-01-2003 08:31 PM      Profile for Porygone   Email Porygone   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
With people like you in our high schools, I know my future children will have an enriching and fulfilling educational experience.

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Jolteon X
I put my finger up Dweedle's butt and then in my mouth
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posted 10-01-2003 08:45 PM      Profile for Jolteon X   Email Jolteon X   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
dude you fucking wear cat ears
you wear cat ears
wear cat ears
cat ears
cat ears

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Porygone
The Goatse Man
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posted 10-01-2003 09:35 PM      Profile for Porygone   Email Porygone   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I also have a tail.

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Uiru
Sketch Molester
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posted 10-01-2003 11:00 PM      Profile for Uiru   Author's Homepage   Email Uiru   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Ain't nothing wrong with cat ears, although I prefer them on girls. Of course, we've got one girl in the general university hangout who's been wearing a collar w/ leash lately.
~Uiru

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ceoalex316
Time for the flaming leprosy party
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posted 10-02-2003 12:18 AM      Profile for ceoalex316     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Powercat lives in California, girls are fucking hot in California.

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powercat
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posted 10-02-2003 03:11 AM      Profile for powercat     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Hey, I'm not going to lie... Lots of high school girls are hot. I'm 26 years old, and have a beautiful Asian girlfriend who plays videogames and watches sports... and still... some high school girls are hot. I'm just pointing this fact out to those of you who are still able to go after these girls. I'm officially out of the dating scene, myself. Just consider this my Public Service Anouncement to all of you who are still able to appreciate these things. Now you know... And knowing is half the battle!

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quote:
Originally posted by powercat:
I . . . have a beautiful Asian girlfriend who plays videogames and watches sports

Are you the God I've been searching for?
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dAyWaLkEr
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posted 10-02-2003 10:48 PM      Profile for dAyWaLkEr     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by powercat:
I'm 26 years old, and have a beautiful Asian girlfriend who plays videogames and watches sports... and still... some high school girls are hot.

you're the type of guy who'd invest his 3 trillion to get 12. if you ever feel the slightest doubt about your relationship i will come to california and kill you with a spoon

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powercat
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No doubt about my relationship at all... We've got a tentative date for our wedding already. However, just because I have it great now, doesn't mean I can't still look around. I may be driving a Ferrari, but I still like to check out the Jaguars and Porches.

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pkthunder
I look like your mom.
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posted 10-03-2003 08:14 AM      Profile for pkthunder   Author's Homepage   Email pkthunder   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
My boyfriend likes to say "Doesn't matter where you work up the appetite as long as you come home for dinner."
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DoomMullet
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posted 10-03-2003 10:31 AM      Profile for DoomMullet     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Personally I prefer:

"Just because you've ordered an entree doesn't mean you still can't look at the menu."

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