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Wintermute
My custom title sucks.
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posted 08-28-2003 07:14 PM      Profile for Wintermute   Author's Homepage   Email Wintermute   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
a.k.a. ITT I become peebs's bitch.

Henceforth Pornbot has de facto mod powers in Karp Park. Specifically mine.

Just tell me what to delete. Posts or topics. Sorry, can't ban. (But I have noticed that if you persistently delete the fuck out of annoying ppls posts, they post a lot less.)

Non-porn-dispensing robots may use this thread to plead not to have their stupid fucking ass topics deleted. Paypal pledges are encouraged.

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starCaliber
is evil and also MewtwoSama
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posted 08-29-2003 02:04 AM      Profile for starCaliber   Email starCaliber   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
sup wintarm00t

i'm no peebs but i consider most of the people here to be pretty stupid (i also gave him the nickname 'peebs').

it's a pretty safe bet to delete topics if the poster isn't someone who normally entices you to read a thread. lemme go down the topic list real quick here:

Mewone? Coxy? FlameBait? kikered? 137? Barrierd??? honestly, who are these fucks. they shouldn't even have posting licenses, let alone be flinging around annoying shit. then after you've taken care of that you'll want to go ahead and delete topics from obviously irritating users. Rolken, MK, Atma, ceoalex, y'know, stupid shit like that. should clean up the forum right nice.

after you are done, reward yourself with a cold drink. you'll feel better.

[ 08-29-2003, 02:05 AM: Message edited by: starCaliber ]

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starCaliber
is evil and also MewtwoSama
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posted 08-29-2003 02:39 AM      Profile for starCaliber   Email starCaliber   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
sup cowlix, stick yer head in a microwave and cook for 5 minutes [Smile]

[ 08-29-2003, 03:18 AM: Message edited by: starCaliber ]

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Pornbot
I AM A GAY FAGGOT GAY
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posted 08-29-2003 04:09 AM      Profile for Pornbot   Author's Homepage   Email Pornbot   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Hey kewl, just do what SC says and can you set MK's posts on auto-delete [Confused]

I'm not sure if that would unfuck these forums, I for one have just kinda lost interest in the whole thing...but it'd be a start. Personally I'd just like to see most of these faggots gone, namely the people SC listed. I've known the kid for a long time so he pretty much knows how to read my mind.

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Pornbot
I AM A GAY FAGGOT GAY
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posted 08-29-2003 04:16 AM      Profile for Pornbot   Author's Homepage   Email Pornbot   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
change the DDR thread to 'Ask me about being a fat greasy faggot'
From: Auschwitz | Registered: Dec 2000  |  IP: Logged
Wintermute
My custom title sucks.
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posted 08-29-2003 09:37 AM      Profile for Wintermute   Author's Homepage   Email Wintermute   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
just do what SC says

Ok. Also took out a couple that just irritated me personally. It was fun b/c I kept pulling new shit onto the front page.

change the DDR thread to 'Ask me about being a fat greasy faggot'

Yep.

can you set MK's posts on auto-delete

No, but I'll delete anything I see from him henceforth.

Also to the clowns who seem to think this is the "Wintermute will delete anything you ask thread", only two types of posts are allowed here. 1. Pb/Cal give out execution orders. 2. You beg for your life while sending valuables in the mail.

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kikered
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posted 08-29-2003 11:42 AM      Profile for kikered   Email kikered   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Thanks for setting me straight, Ess See. [Roll Eyes]
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Psybro
Half Psyduck. Half Slowbro. All cop.
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posted 08-29-2003 11:43 AM      Profile for Psybro   Email Psybro   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I know I'm speaking out of turn, but if you could find some way to turn the clock back 2 years, it would help an awful lot.
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Dweedle
My hands and feet are mangos
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posted 08-29-2003 12:11 PM      Profile for Dweedle   Email Dweedle   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Psybro:
I know I'm speaking out of turn, but if you could find some way to turn the clock back 2 years, it would help an awful lot.

That would be fucking grand.

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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posted 08-29-2003 05:58 PM      Profile for Boodabonzi   Email Boodabonzi   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I'd do things a lot differently if I could relive the last two years.

I think the main problem is the fact that only K has the ability to ban and he can't be fucked any more. I move to make Dweedle, Anthrax, Psybro and Pornbot all powerful despot-mods and let them dispense with whoever they fucking like.

If the bottom-feeding inbred dicklickers don't like it then oh wait they can stop posting.

[ 08-29-2003, 05:59 PM: Message edited by: Boodabonzi ]

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Jaybee
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posted 08-29-2003 11:44 PM      Profile for Jaybee   Email Jaybee   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Bonzibuddy, even though he's british, makes a lot of sense.
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Thomas
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posted 08-30-2003 02:32 AM      Profile for Thomas     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Saracen hangs out with Psybro, you idiot.
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Pornbot
I AM A GAY FAGGOT GAY
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posted 08-30-2003 02:45 AM      Profile for Pornbot   Author's Homepage   Email Pornbot   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by ceoalex316:
quote:
Originally posted by Boodabonzi:
I think the main problem is the fact that only K has the ability to ban and he can't be fucked any more. I move to make Dweedle, Anthrax, Psybro and Pornbot all powerful despot-mods and let them dispense with whoever they fucking like.

That’s not a good idea.

First off pornbot has gay sex with most of the people on the forum, which is the only reason I can think of for why the shit he posts get appreciate. And gay sex isn't cool, it's also possibly why Anthrax unbanded pornbot. Anthrax also gave Psybro the custom title of “Half duck half Slowbro all gay”, now what does that tell you? That’s right psybro must be in on the gay sex orgy. And Dweedle made some remarks about having sex with dudes in previous threads, those remarks could have been sarcastic but for the purpose of my point making sense we are going to assume he is in on the gay sex orgy.

Boodabonzi, we can’t have this gayness spread through out the forum. Then you’d have other people becoming gay just so they could be popular and that the big gay four won’t make fun their post because they aren’t gay.

Mr. K isn’t part of this gay orgy and could bring equality to the people who aren’t gay.

blah blah blah I'm a fag blah blah

never post again

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Dweedle
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posted 08-30-2003 03:10 AM      Profile for Dweedle   Email Dweedle   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I should find out where cowlix lives and terrorize him

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starCaliber
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posted 08-30-2003 03:47 AM      Profile for starCaliber   Email starCaliber   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by kikered:
Thanks for setting me straight, Ess See. [Roll Eyes]

sorry, derrick. your topic was annoying and your personality is underdeveloped.
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Wintermute
My custom title sucks.
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posted 08-30-2003 11:09 AM      Profile for Wintermute   Author's Homepage   Email Wintermute   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Think I got everything...

Left MK's post in 'Riddle me this', cause you can't delete pure gold.

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Blue Seed
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posted 08-30-2003 12:04 PM      Profile for Blue Seed        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
If pornbot met any of you, would he beat you senseless?

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Give drugs to children.

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Pornbot
I AM A GAY FAGGOT GAY
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posted 08-30-2003 06:41 PM      Profile for Pornbot   Author's Homepage   Email Pornbot   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I would probably beat MK and Face, but I really don't care enough about anyone else
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ceoalex316
Time for the flaming leprosy party
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posted 08-31-2003 01:07 AM      Profile for ceoalex316     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Dweedle:
I should find out where cowlix lives and terrorize him

Maybe I should call the cops and tell them that a dweedle is coming for me.

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Dweedle
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posted 08-31-2003 01:54 AM      Profile for Dweedle   Email Dweedle   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
oh nos

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Boodabonzi
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quote:
Originally posted by Thomas:
Saracen hangs out with Psybro, you idiot.

sup Thomas

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Pornbot
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posted 08-31-2003 07:03 PM      Profile for Pornbot   Author's Homepage   Email Pornbot   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
please delete Slade's topic

and please lower the post-timer thing to like 30 seconds

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Thomas
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quote:
Originally posted by Boodabonzi:
quote:
Originally posted by Thomas:
Saracen hangs out with Psybro, you idiot.

sup Thomas
sup Saracen, how the ladies these days? slim pickens in the states.
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Dweedle
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quote:
Originally posted by Pornbot:
and please lower the post-timer thing to like 30 seconds

THIS MAN IS ONTO SOMETHING

edit: fuck, gotta wait 120 seconds...

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Wintermute
My custom title sucks.
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posted 09-01-2003 01:17 AM      Profile for Wintermute   Author's Homepage   Email Wintermute   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
please delete Slade's topic

Ok. Can't really manage the 30-sec thing though. Or the 2 year rollback, sorry.

For the confused, a summary of current posting rules.

1. New topics by: Mewone, Coxy, FlameBait, kikered, 137, Barrierd, Rolken, MK, Atma, are deleted as soon as I see them.
2. Any posts by: MK are deleted as soon as I see them.
3. Any posts by Charmeleon42 that use slanty-face in any capacity get deleted.
4. Worthless posts from certain people who produce almost nothing else get deleted at random.

(Those last two are old ones.)

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Thomas
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hey wait that means everything i post gets dele

[ 09-01-2003, 03:49 AM: Message edited by: Thomas ]

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starCaliber
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posted 09-01-2003 03:51 AM      Profile for starCaliber   Email starCaliber   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
hey could you maybe edit that "~Uiru" shit in Uiru's posts to say "I AM A MISERABLE DROOLING FUCK THAT SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO BREATHE" because it's really goddam annoying

not much else i can think of right now, I clicked like 10 topics today and none of them pissed me off too much. you're a regular shitforum handyman, toby.

edit:

3. Any posts by Charmeleon42 that use slanty-face in any capacity get deleted.

this rule is brilliant and my hat goes off to whoever invented it.

[ 09-01-2003, 03:53 AM: Message edited by: starCaliber ]

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Boodabonzi
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quote:
Originally posted by Thomas:
quote:
Originally posted by Boodabonzi:
quote:
Originally posted by Thomas:
Saracen hangs out with Psybro, you idiot.

sup Thomas
sup Saracen, how the ladies these days? slim pickens in the states.
well I had four in the car with me yesterday but only one was hot and I just got a peck on the cheek - it's fucked up dude. She offered to pay petrol money but she didn't rev my engine for me. Fuck is that shit?

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Wintermute
My custom title sucks.
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posted 09-04-2003 01:54 AM      Profile for Wintermute   Author's Homepage   Email Wintermute   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Sure.
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Wintermute
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posted 09-04-2003 05:36 PM      Profile for Wintermute   Author's Homepage   Email Wintermute   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
¬_¬

Can't quiiite put my finger on it, but I'd swear something's different.

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Pornbot
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posted 09-04-2003 06:04 PM      Profile for Pornbot   Author's Homepage   Email Pornbot   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Vat zee heil?
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IceHawk78
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quote:
Originally posted by Wintermute:
¬_¬

Can't quiiite put my finger on it, but I'd swear something's different.

The fact that Peebee hacked your account might have something to do with it.

That, or you're just a slut.

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starCaliber
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posted 09-04-2003 06:53 PM      Profile for starCaliber   Email starCaliber   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
way to be a moron again.

i don't delete people's posts at uber, and only two people there are banned (one for new topic flooding and the other for causing about 20 people to instant message me saying "please ban Ikuse"). if you want to bitch about my crappy forums, please do it on AIM, eMail, or the forums themselves. don't clutter azure with it.

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Ikuse
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posted 09-05-2003 05:12 AM      Profile for Ikuse   Author's Homepage   Email Ikuse   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
hey remember that time last summer when kyle spilled that stuff all over the place? and then the guy came up and looked at us all funny and sais "wtf are you kids doing?" we were in hysterics. that was awesome.

edit: you had to be there i guess

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