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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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posted 04-27-2003 07:31 AM
here is how it is done better it if you can:
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Originally posted by Psybro:
Yo, I'm about to lay down some shit hardcore
Like ripper told you, you just some stupid whore
Smack you in the face with mah penis and shit
Rip off your fucking head and play basketball with it
Like I was the Lakers and you were just some dick
Trying to front like you don't know mah rhyme's wicked sick
I'll sneak into yo house like some gangly ninja
Masturbate in your sister's face just to insult ya
I'll turn you inside out like a fresh-washed sweater
Try to run but you know mah skillz are gonna get ya
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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...
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Ikuse
Farting Nudist
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posted 04-27-2003 07:34 AM
nooooooow this is a story all about how
my life got flipped, turned upside down
and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
iiiiin west Philadelphia, born and raised
on the playground is where I spent most of my days
chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool
and all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
when a couple a guys who were up to no good
started makin trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
and said "you're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air"
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way.
She give me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket,
Put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it!
First class yo, this is bad!
Drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air live like?
Hmmm, this might be all right,
but wait I hear they're prissy and all that.
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
well uh the plane landed and when I came out
there was a dude looked like a cop standin' there with my name out
I ain't tryin' to get arrested yet I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening disapeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
the liscense plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror!
if anything I could say that this cab was rare
but I though "nah man, forget it, yo homes, to Bel Air"
I
pulled
up to the house about 7 or 8
and I yelled to the cabby "yo homes smell ya lata"
looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
to sit on my throne, as the prince of Bel Air
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Rolken
Vulcan
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posted 04-27-2003 10:31 AM
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain,
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain...
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me!
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity.
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milking cows,
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows...fool!
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone.
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline;
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin.
But if I finish all of my chores - and you finish thine,
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699.
We've been spending most of our lives living in an Amish paradise,
I've churned butter once or twice, living in an Amish paradise,
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise,
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise.
A local boy kicked me in the mud last week...
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek,
I really don't care; in fact, I wish him well,
'cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell.
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it -
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of.
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat,
And my homies agree I really look good in black...fool!
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears,
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years.
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare,
We're just technologically impaired.
There's no phones, no lights, no motor cars, not a single luxury,
Like Robinson Crusoe... we're as primitive as can be.
We've been spending most of our lives living in an Amish paradise,
We're just plain and simple guys living in an Amish paradise,
There's no time for sin and vice living in an Amish paradise,
We don't fight; we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise.
Hitchin' up the buggy. Churnin' lots of butter.
Raise a barn on Monday; soon I'll raise another.
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure at heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art.
I'm the pious guy the little Amlets wanna be, like
On my knees day and night, scorin' points for the afterlife.
So don't be vain! And don't be whiney! Or else,
My brother, I might have to get medieval on
your heiny!
We've been spending most of our lives living in an Amish paradise,
We're all crazy Mennonites living in an Amish paradise,
There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise,
But you'd probably think it bites living in an Amish Paradise.
[ 04-27-2003, 10:32 AM: Message edited by: Rolken ]
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Psybro
Half Psyduck. Half Slowbro. All cop.
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posted 04-27-2003 10:43 AM
Rolken wins by ripping off a guy who gets paid to be funny.
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Gary Oak
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posted 04-27-2003 12:04 PM
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"You think it is done, you think all is well. Well kiss my green ass I shall see you in hell."
AIM: GRISH81
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Psybro
Half Psyduck. Half Slowbro. All cop.
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posted 04-27-2003 03:37 PM
werd life
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Dweedle
My hands and feet are mangos
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posted 04-27-2003 04:11 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Ikuse:
nooooooow this is a story all about how
my life got flipped, turned upside down
and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
iiiiin west Philadelphia, born and raised
on the playground is where I spent most of my days
chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool
and all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
when a couple a guys who were up to no good
started makin trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
and said "you're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air"
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way.
She give me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket,
Put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it!
First class yo, this is bad!
Drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air live like?
Hmmm, this might be all right,
but wait I hear they're prissy and all that.
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
well uh the plane landed and when I came out
there was a dude looked like a cop standin' there with my name out
I ain't tryin' to get arrested yet I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening disapeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
the liscense plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror!
if anything I could say that this cab was rare
but I though "nah man, forget it, yo homes, to Bel Air"
I
pulled
up to the house about 7 or 8
and I yelled to the cabby "yo homes smell ya lata"
looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
to sit on my throne, as the prince of Bel Air
hey thanks for stealing my idea from uber
does this qualify as bandwidth leeching
i think so
coincidence
i think not
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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune
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Ferquin
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posted 04-27-2003 04:16 PM
Did the Fresh Prince make a single out of that? I didn't know there were extra lyrics.
Someone print the lyrics for "Parents Just Don't Understand".
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Ferquin N.C. Root
The Ferquinarium
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EspeonNidoking
warcraft 3
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posted 04-27-2003 04:29 PM
we both know a thread like this isn't meant to be posted on azure heights.
come on man. =\
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"Yeah, my pubic hair has dollar signs trimmed in it!
$$Bling Bling$$" ~Jman
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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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posted 04-27-2003 04:32 PM
Bro I thought maybe they could post some good shit but they just went and dumped in it. You and me know where the funny is anyhow EN. See ya in the kickin rad end of the internet man.
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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...
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Bowser
I'm such a moron that I keep an axe behind me at all times.
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posted 04-27-2003 09:56 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Gary Oak:
"You say you're the Deadman? Well I'm a NECROPHILLIAC!"
"My style's like a swollen penis...you can't beat me."
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Donald
Bob the Builder
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posted 04-27-2003 11:26 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Gary Oak:
Brock kicked his ass.
WORD LIFE
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Psybro
Half Psyduck. Half Slowbro. All cop.
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posted 04-28-2003 02:09 PM
Wrestling is staged, if it was a shoot Cena would have pistol whipped him for the win.
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ceoalex316
Time for the flaming leprosy party
Member # 338
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posted 04-28-2003 03:19 PM
Yo yo yo,
Whats up with that ho
I know moe he got a brokin toe
I’m cool with that fool
Even doe he don’t got no pool then it hit me I said
Gez my momma never told me about the birds and the bees
She told me to take a shower in a half an hour
Started masterbading in an hour
Since that day I told everyone I aint gay
Leaving the house in a hurry
I thought I woundn’t worry still thinking and saying
Gez my momma never told me about the birds and the bees
Then I left the house and I turned my back on a brother like that
He said “what the hell man you never turn your back on a brother like that
You know you aint cool cause yo momma go to school”then it hit me I said
Gez my momma never told me about the birds and the bees
Then I came home opened the door and steped on the floor
And finally my momma told me about the birds and the bees
Then a got a honey with a lot of money
It feels good to be told about the birds and the bees
(haahaa)….
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Maximum Penetration Industries.
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Dav1dL
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posted 04-28-2003 03:53 PM
Anti-wrestling Psybro?
Iraq really has got under our skin.
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Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Psybro
Half Psyduck. Half Slowbro. All cop.
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posted 04-28-2003 04:24 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Dav1dL:
Anti-wrestling Psybro?
'Wrestling is staged' is a fact, not an opinion.
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NintendoLover
I'm much dumber in actuality than I pretend to be.
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posted 04-28-2003 06:18 PM
Yo doggs I'm 'bout to lay it to ya straight
Been a week since Mick's had a chance to masturbate
Too much temple and random jewish shit
But if he had the choice it's Annie he would hit
Mr. K was a Nazi
Banned Cal and Jump and more
Just because we all think that MK's a stupid whore
21 my ass that kid's frontin' to no end
When he was born the doctor said "Shit yo this baby's got the bends"
Whenever you read a cfalcon post
Be ready for a thread thats more intelligent than most
Usually though it's way too long;didn't read
Mista k mouf really likes to smoke the weed
Representin' the azns
right up out of a-z-a,
novaSphere likes to play Warcraft
but I think it's really gay
Shenlong17 is one of the random newbies
Most of them missed seeing
PikaCharma scan her boobies
Also that Charmeleon42 guy likes to post his pictures
but when I saw his girlfriend
my eyes, they bled out pitchers
Now I'm out of rhyme so I'll bring this to a finish
I bet this shit is b0rked like that kid who I think is Finnish
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I love Nintendo!
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SSM
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posted 04-28-2003 06:22 PM
The introduction for "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" is also the same setting and stage for the video "Parent's Just Don't Understand" made by Will Smith [/useless]
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The wacky but lovable shrew.
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Land und Leute
HETEROSEXUAL
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posted 04-28-2003 06:26 PM
quote:
SSM
Super Smash Mothers?
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theclaw: I can't rate myself!!
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Ikuse
Farting Nudist
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posted 04-28-2003 06:55 PM
NintendoLover not only won the entire thread from now until the end of time, but he also won char's computer.
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sporkcore
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posted 04-29-2003 12:08 AM
My shit's straight vile
You're mild, you've got no style
I won't be impressed or you possessed by baliel
I make beats like surgeons resume
To stitch up your wounds
Inside the emergency room
They must work urgently or de-permanently be in a tomb
You see in the clergy soon
I'm taking this rap game serious from the start
Make your chest cut open with scalpel holding doctors working on your heart
Playing fucking God
Lacerating to pieces to of lard
Like vultures ripping Jesus apart
You're chopped up and divided in cubes
My tracks pump like blood pumping through isotopes
The human body gore who the fuck created it?
Veins and brains are insane and so creative shit
Satanic organs
Melodies of morbidness
Over the ramming sword of sicknesses the world's all been dissed
You rap like a cadaver
There's no life in you
I should stick a knife in you
Right through your windpipe will do
24 shots in your head
I know you're dead but I want to make sure you're dead
So I pump 4 more in your head
With the Beretta you're dead but I want to make sure you're deader
My pumping tracks hit you like gun shots fire crackers
And jumping jacks wrapped into one attack
This year, is just another point in time
Another year time devourers the joints in your spine
Until you're stressed
With no credentials left
Just your essential breath and the potential death
It's maggots and blindfolds, winter jackets and rifles
Caught up in the cycle of psychos
It's when your life goes
I'm done with baffling a kid disses and I grab him then I'm gonna stab 'em
son you're ain't fronting on my album
Spitting on your bitches tits
They shift the shit
My pistol grip is sadistic like my fistal clique
24 shots in your head
I know you're dead but I want to make sure you're dead
So I pump 4 more in your head
With the Beretta you're dead but I want to make sure you're deader
Now since World War 2 has a rapper slaughtered you
With the impact of Necro's rap
It's morbid true, in fact
Now since the person is a poet created grim probated 'em like mainguetches
making me end of the grange
I've had a profane effect
My angle has strangled the underground like a noose around the neck
My first radio coverage introduced you to being bluging
And took you to the brain of a Brooklyn kid that was thugging
Now I've got hundreds loving
Who would have thought I be considered the greatest cat
Explaining the verbal on slaw
Now everyone's objective is directed towards finding a Necro record or a
freestyle where I wreck the respected
24 shots in your head
I know you're dead but I want to make sure you're dead
So I pump 4 more in your head
With the Beretta you're dead but I want to make sure you're deader
die
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"A boy, a girl - A love story. But why did it end in misery. Taking our chances, getting our thrills...Taking and taking but never getting our fill." - GlassJaw w/Ray Cappo
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ThaMasta
Farting Nudist
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posted 04-30-2003 02:37 PM
quote:
Blastin' off now, yeah, here is my rhyme,
With a blast so big you'll think you just stepped on a mine,
Don't get in my way, foo, i'll run you down,
I'll make your face look like a roadkill clown.
I need to rap now at my best,
The aim of this rap is just to impress,
Non of you punks can try it with me,
I'll lay your ass down to D-I-E.
Pikachu rox? WTF n00b?
I'll kill ya twice and squash ya in a tube,
Now to end this whole threatening farce,
I'll park an ABRAMS up ya arse.
Yo, yo, this is the chourus, yo,
I ripped the head offa ya ho,
and hid her body in a pile of green snow,
And her face got eaten by a Carrien Crow.
Yeah I know you can't handle my flow,
I make it so you forget all that you know,
And fill your head with nothing but hate,
While i'm boning your momma and gettin you irate.
i'm one of those guys that no-one remembers,
so as revenge i get to eat all yo' fingers,
I know you will be thinking 'who is he',
He is just the finest rapper that you'll ev4r see.
Ph33r.
Yo.
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Dude8649: most of my posts are good
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Shenlong19
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posted 04-30-2003 02:46 PM
quote:
Originally posted by NintendoLover:
Shenlong17 is one of the random newbies
Most of them missed seeing
PikaCharma scan her boobies
*Shenlong19
And I did see the boobies. ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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ceoalex316
Time for the flaming leprosy party
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posted 04-30-2003 03:17 PM
NintendoLover, that was poem not a rap song.
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Shenlong19
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posted 04-30-2003 03:58 PM
NintendoLover, that was poem not a rap song.
It's cliched as hell, but cowlix is just asking for it.
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Slade_64
chipmunk pr0n author
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posted 04-30-2003 04:42 PM
Oh, and by the way:
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Bucket.
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NintendoLover
I'm much dumber in actuality than I pretend to be.
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posted 04-30-2003 08:55 PM
If your name rhymes with beoalex316 you're stupid.
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