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Mr.E
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MAGIKARP

[ 01-19-2004, 03:11 AM: Message edited by: Mr.E ]

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Gary Oak
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"You think it is done, you think all is well. Well kiss my green ass I shall see you in hell."

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sunburnt_aphid
most boring gimmick ever
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Gary Oak's picture is better.

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I like Jessie from Team Rocket <3

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IceHawk78
NOBODY IMPORTANT
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silence, infidel
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MK
is somewhat large.
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http://www.leasticoulddo.com/hot/DeCesare1.jpg
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http://www.leasticoulddo.com/hot/DeCesare5.jpg
http://www.leasticoulddo.com/hot/DeCesare6.jpg

Right click and save as, they are pretty good, thanks for the image(s) Gary Oak ^_^

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TnA
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posted 01-19-2004 05:28 PM      Profile for TnA   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 


[ 01-19-2004, 05:29 PM: Message edited by: TnA ]

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"I honestly didn't know there were black people in England, aside from that guy in S Club 7."
-- Totoro

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TeLeFonE
X-treme rotary telephone
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Gogo #6

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fuck this username is gay

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Fenix
I live in a public bathroom.
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posted 01-19-2004 09:43 PM      Profile for Fenix   Author's Homepage   Email Fenix   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
6.

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life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery

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Slade_64
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posted 01-20-2004 12:58 AM      Profile for Slade_64   Email Slade_64   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Holy fucking shit she's hot.

She's a 9 in my book.

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Bucket.

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dr.steelix
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"oh whine whine i am a greasy urinesoaked dork, i will say that any female is sexy and idolize her, even when she is actually not attractive at all"
stupid americans

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i am sorry

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Ikuse
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posted 01-20-2004 01:48 AM      Profile for Ikuse   Author's Homepage   Email Ikuse   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
shut up
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cfalcon
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Uh.. you don't need to be a nerd to see that the chick is hot. Not like, you know, crazy hot, but hot.

Seriously, wtf?

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dr.steelix
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This one is rather attractive (but this isn't) (although i still can't see myself actually having sex with her ... she is a complete stranger to me and i don't care about her, and this is probably what most people here feel too), but this is the general reaction that americans have when they see a female in a "sexy" pose. (unless she is very ugly of course)

Most american males are whiny pussies that are afraid of women and think that they don't deserve attention from women and even often feel that they are inferior to women and they are obsessed with having sex and then they brag about it to their fat gay friends and consider "virgins" (what is a male virgin ... ?) losers because they can't "get laid". What is so awesome in "getting laid" ? What is the point of it ? So someone had sex and what ? morons.
Most american females are greedy aggressive stupid manipulative sexist bitches that think that they are better than men and that they are doing them a giant favor by agreeing to have sex with them. This treatment of men is somewhat understanble, due to how retarded these men are, and the idiotic fascist feminist propaganda.
Everyone has too much feminist/politically correct cockshit in their heads.
Males are responding to it with their hypersexuality

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i am sorry

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Fenix
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way to generalize an entire country of people

you even managed to do both sexes, i'm impressed

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life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery

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Dweedle
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I don't know anyone like that [Confused] [Confused]

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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FlameBait
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http://www.larrycarlson.com/1.htm

Go here when high.

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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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quote:
Originally posted by Dweedle:
I don't know anyone like that [Confused] [Confused]

ah my friend, that is because the airbrushianas were all wiped out in a tragic act of God in the late 20th century. I weep for them still.

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Thomas
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This thread is an abomination to the internet and that woman isn't very pretty.
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MK
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quote:
Originally posted by Thomas:
and that woman isn't very pretty.

You're the kinda guy who thinks Barbie is too fat aren't you?
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Thomas
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That woman isn't very pretty due to what looks to be a severe case of the downs.

The vacant, drooling expression that radiates from her dull, placid face looks as though it is easily amused by objects that shine.

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MK
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But, she's fucking hot!
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Mr. K
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Psybro
Half Psyduck. Half Slowbro. All cop.
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quote:
Originally posted by Mr. K:

quite right
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Jman
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quote:
Originally posted by Mr. K:

I'M KILLING KITTENS RIGHT NOW!!!
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Mr.E
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Thank you, K.

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MickHale18: nevermind, I'll pull out for a second
MickHale18: *pulls out finger*

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Tghost
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quote:
Originally posted by Jman:
quote:
Originally posted by Mr. K:

I'M KILLING KITTENS RIGHT NOW!!!
IM KILLING DOMO-KUNS RIGHT NOW!!!!
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Slade_64
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quote:
Originally posted by dr.steelix:
This one is rather attractive blah blah blah inevergetany blah blah...

O....k....






Someone needs to get laid.

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Bucket.

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dAyWaLkEr
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"Someone" isn't your first name, is it Slade?

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absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence

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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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HOO! You're slammin' 'em tonight!

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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TnA
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less talking more playmates pix plz k thx

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"I honestly didn't know there were black people in England, aside from that guy in S Club 7."
-- Totoro

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