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abz1986
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posted 01-13-2001 09:42 PM      Profile for abz1986   Author's Homepage   Email abz1986   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
mm, where does Ash's (and the character in G/S)'s mom sleep? I mean, they don't have rooms and theres only one bed in the house... ugg, that gives me a sick idea...

and where's ash's and Gold/Silver's dad?

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*looks up* *runs away*

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quote:
Originally posted by abz1986:
mm, where does Ash's (and the character in G/S)'s mom sleep? I mean, they don't have rooms and theres only one bed in the house... ugg, that gives me a sick idea...

and where's ash's and Gold/Silver's dad?


Most Japanese still sleep on futons, which are sort of like a cross between sleeping bags and beds--rather thin mattresses which are rolled out directly onto the floor, and then rolled back up in the morning. Last I checked, "western" beds were still considered a novelty.

And GS is a rather Japanese game...note how most private homes have shoes by the doorway.

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quote:
Originally posted by abz1986:
mm, where does Ash's (and the character in G/S)'s mom sleep? I mean, they don't have rooms and theres only one bed in the house... ugg, that gives me a sick idea...

and where's ash's and Gold/Silver's dad?


She sleeps with Mr. Mime... Psyduck taught them the trick of escaping pokeballs uncalled, so now they spend the nights sleeping away in Mimey's pokeball...

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abz1986
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But what about the dad? How does that work? Has Ash's mom and Gold/Silver's mom gone with sperm doners?... or is your dad some deadbeat who's now with his 59th wife...

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I'll take deadbeat for three hundred, Alex...

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Ash's dad is Prof. Oak.
The new G/S kid? Prof. Oak. Seroiously. Am I the only one who believes the G/S kid and Ash look pretty similiar?

I base my G/S kid-Oak theory on the resemblance he has to Ash (brother-ish resemblance).

Ash seems to be Oak's son because of the fact that in the anime, Oak is ALWAYS around her mom. The resemblance between Ash and Gary. Oak and Ash's mother both always send Ash around so they can be alone. Ash's mom had to trouble allowing her 10 year old to venture out in the wild. Oak had to problem giving a wild Pokemon to a new trainer. Oak purposely gave Ash the G/S ball.
Why won't Oak admit this? Because NOBODY in their right mind would admit Ash is their child. Face it people, kids like Ash are the ones propping up the condom industry.

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quote:
Originally posted by Porygone:
Ash's dad is Prof. Oak.
The new G/S kid? Prof. Oak. Seroiously. Am I the only one who believes the G/S kid and Ash look pretty similiar?


That would make ash gary's uncle...


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I think that Ash's dad walked out on Ash and his mom after on Jerry Springer Ash's mom revealed she is having an affair with Oak.

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What if there was this dark love triangle between ash's mom, gary and oak? See, my theory is that ash's mom and oak got a little lonely one night and had gary's dad. Then they continuted and had that mysterious Mr. Pokemon. After 16 years, gary's dad wandered in ash's mom's house and made luv to ash's mom to have gary. Then after 10 years, gary and ash's mom got together and made ash.

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In Earthbound, Ness' dad was always away but supported his family through the phone. Since their's no phone in ANY house in r/b/y/g/s, the g/s guy's dad supports them through e-mail. (did you see the computer?) But I do think Ms. Ketchem and Mr. Oak have something going on...ew!

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Giovanni is Ash's father.

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Porygone, sounds like you've read a little too much of Pokémopolis. ^_^ If you hain't been there...well...amazink.

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quote:
Originally posted by Yay Porygon:
Porygone, sounds like you've read a little too much of Pokémopolis. ^_^ If you hain't been there...well...amazink.


http://www.run.to/pokemopolis

I go there often. God bless those people.

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quote:
Originally posted by Charlie:
That would make ash gary's uncle...

lol

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Ash Gary's uncle?
Lesse...

<deleted long section explaining to himself how this could be>

Yeah! It's right! Hehe... But what about his sister then? Then Gary and is sister are Ash's nephews...

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This is sounding more and more like the episode of South Park where everyone was in search of Cartman's father.

So, if you follow this conventional wisdom, you would learn that Ash's mom is actually his hemaphrodite FATHER. You should actually be spending time searching for Ash's biological mother.

But, don't let that take away from Prof. Oak's pimpyness. I'm a firm believer that raising Pokèmon is Oak's excuse to get the kids out of the house and make some "house calls" (Isaac Hayes music starts playing)

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Whoa, what if everyone in Johto slept with your mom in your room and everyone in Kanto did the same with ash's mom. That would explain many things...

1. Wheres yo daddy?
2. Theres almost no bedrooms or beds in kanto and Johto.
3. There are too few houses for people to live in.

Man its kinda sad that you're momma's a prosty... I bet Oak is a very big costomer.

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You all have it wrong! Ash is Ash's Dad...it all has to do with the time machine...think about it...

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quote:
Originally posted by Newbie:
You all have it wrong! Ash is Ash's Dad...it all has to do with the time machine...think about it...



Friend...you are a genius...

<Slaps self in the head for being so blind for so long>

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How the hell did this topic turn into Ash fucking his mom?Excuse the french.

And I think what Annon stated that everyone ignored is the answer.

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abz1986
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Ash don't have to make love to his mom to make himself.. he can use modern technology.

But anyhow, I don't think Ash is ash's dad... comon, he's only 10... he's what we call "not developed"

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Ash can't be his own father because if that were true than he would have had to existed before he was conceived.(I'll explain this if I have to...)

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quote:
Originally posted by Porygone:
http://www.run.to/pokemopolis

I go there often. God bless those people.



I've been going there since you were still teething!

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quote:
Originally posted by Psybro:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Porygone:
[b] http://www.run.to/pokemopolis

I go there often. God bless those people.



I've been going there since you were still teething!

[/B][/QUOTE]


I'm 27 years old.

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Still I think Ash sleeps with his mom and same with gold/silver.

Moral of Pokemon: If you sleep with a family member, you will become successful pokemon master

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Darryn was pretty successful
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abz1986
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quote:
Originally posted by Prof. Ink:
Darryn was pretty successful

Me too. Oh shit, that didn't come out right... Please ignore this post

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quote:
Originally posted by Nirvana:
Ash's Dad left on a Pokémon journey, it days in the cartoon and at the start of the game.

Ash's dad left on a pokemon journey... but then again so did I. Can humans and Charizards..... naahhh, couldn't be... :Þ

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I don't think Gold or Silver's mom could be a prostitute. If she was she wouldn't always be buyin' shit with MY money. That bitch . . . Unless Oak's pimpin' it right.

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