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Apophis
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posted 06-18-2005 11:03 PM      Profile for Apophis     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
if given a hatchet, and asked to kill one of these celebrities, whom would you choose? please give reasons!

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a clown ate my foot.

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Apophis
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posted 06-18-2005 11:07 PM      Profile for Apophis     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
i voted for pat robertson, and this is why:
i took six hits of acid and went to a nine inch nails concert in 2000. i came home, played some "tenchu: stealth assassins", and soon grew bored.

i turned the tv to the family channel (still tripping). the 700 club was on.

i watched the program for about four hours, and decided that, after careful consideration of his words, pat robertson is quite possibly the wickedest man on earth.

the heavyweight champion of evil, in my opinion.

.......maybe it was the acid though, who knows?
[That Guy]

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a clown ate my foot.

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Wintermute
My custom title sucks.
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posted 06-18-2005 11:23 PM      Profile for Wintermute   Author's Homepage   Email Wintermute   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
It's like, there's posting, and then there's what you should do.
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king internet
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posted 06-19-2005 12:31 AM      Profile for king internet   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
black man
black man
black man
BLACK MAN
BLACK MAN

trapped again

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starCaliber
is evil and also MewtwoSama
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posted 06-19-2005 06:51 PM      Profile for starCaliber   Email starCaliber   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Wintermute:
It's like, there's posting, and then there's what you should do.

seriously have you considered going gay cuz that'd be just thuper

i mean, yeah, i'd have to do it too but baby we can work past these hurdles

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Wintermute
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posted 06-19-2005 09:58 PM      Profile for Wintermute   Author's Homepage   Email Wintermute   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by starCaliber:
seriously have you considered going gay cuz that'd be just thuper

i mean, yeah, i'd have to do it too but baby we can work past these hurdles

Butter up, puckercup.
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DoomMullet
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posted 06-19-2005 10:45 PM      Profile for DoomMullet     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
What kind of fucking retard would vote for Morgan Freeman? Jesus christ on a shit stick.

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What kind of a fuckass fuck of a bumfuck shithole town is this?

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Turbo X
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posted 06-20-2005 07:06 PM      Profile for Turbo X     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Vijay Singh

Reason 1: OMG I'm not gonna vote for women golfers becuz they're gonna beat me!!

Reason 2: "I don't speak no good English"

Reason 3: Despite being from Fiji (love that name), noone popular, to my knowledge, has EVER come from Fiji.

Reason 4: He's darker than some of my crap floating in the toilet earlier this week.

[ 06-20-2005, 07:06 PM: Message edited by: Turbo X ]

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I mean, goldfish lamp wallpaper skeleton in my Bavarian Star or what? Flowers mirror computer Smurfs every time Moses flies playing cards in or around Paris.

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Turbo X
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posted 06-20-2005 07:09 PM      Profile for Turbo X     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by DoomMullet:
What kind of fucking retard would vote for Morgan Freeman? Jesus christ on a shit stick.

Because he tried to kill Jonesy in "Dreamcatcher"?

But no, 'twas not me who cast the ballot.

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I mean, goldfish lamp wallpaper skeleton in my Bavarian Star or what? Flowers mirror computer Smurfs every time Moses flies playing cards in or around Paris.

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DoomMullet
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posted 06-20-2005 11:53 PM      Profile for DoomMullet     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I give him the benefit of the doubt. If Morgan is trying to off someone, the bitch probably deserves it. Like when he smacked the shit out of that whore in Street Smart.

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What kind of a fuckass fuck of a bumfuck shithole town is this?

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Kingler
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posted 06-23-2005 03:27 PM      Profile for Kingler   Email Kingler   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I voted to kill young Annikin cuz I'm a Star Wars freak and he sucked ass as Darth Vader Jr.

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arise chicken, arise

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TeLeFonE
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posted 06-25-2005 03:48 PM      Profile for TeLeFonE   Email TeLeFonE   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
voted ben afleck because he's a douche

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fuck this username is gay

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Jman
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posted 06-26-2005 12:49 PM      Profile for Jman   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by TeLeFonE:
voted ben afleck because he's a douche

concurred
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Apophis
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posted 07-10-2005 05:01 AM      Profile for Apophis     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
im disappointed that i only got 2 votes...... [That Guy]

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a clown ate my foot.

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sunburnt_aphid
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[ 07-10-2005, 06:10 PM: Message edited by: MewtwoSama ]

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DoomMullet
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posted 07-12-2005 03:27 PM      Profile for DoomMullet     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by sunburnt_aphid:

am I gay if I think that is incredibly cute

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What kind of a fuckass fuck of a bumfuck shithole town is this?

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Dweedle
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posted 07-17-2005 01:37 PM      Profile for Dweedle   Email Dweedle   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
maybe a little bit

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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Uiru
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posted 07-17-2005 11:49 PM      Profile for Uiru   Author's Homepage   Email Uiru   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Every time I see a picture of Paris Hilton I want to hit her in the face with a brick. I generally don't harbor hatred towards people, but that bitchsmile just sets me off. But since she wasn't there, I voted for chickentunalol.
~Uiru

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TIDUDSOFIEIHUGHEXXXC: "maybe he will let you touch his blow up do"

AFRO NOOOOOOO!!!

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sunburnt_aphid
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posted 07-18-2005 04:32 AM      Profile for sunburnt_aphid     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I'm a little tired of bunnies...

Wanna do Frogstyle for a while?



[ 07-18-2005, 02:12 PM: Message edited by: Mr. K ]

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Kingler
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posted 07-19-2005 05:04 AM      Profile for Kingler   Email Kingler   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
i guess i'm gay too cuz that bunny-mobile is the tits.

also, it's my 38th bday today [PBJ Time!]

[ 07-19-2005, 12:03 PM: Message edited by: Kingler ]

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arise chicken, arise

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sunburnt_aphid
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[ 07-20-2005, 12:49 PM: Message edited by: MewtwoSama ]

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I like Jessie from Team Rocket <3

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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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posted 07-20-2005 05:38 AM      Profile for Boodabonzi   Email Boodabonzi   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Voted Jessica Simpson for corpse rape opportunities.

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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