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Topic: what celebrity would you kill?
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Apophis
worthless spud
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posted 06-18-2005 11:03 PM
if given a hatchet, and asked to kill one of these celebrities, whom would you choose? please give reasons!
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From: Ghent, Belgium | Registered: May 2000
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Apophis
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posted 06-18-2005 11:07 PM
i voted for pat robertson, and this is why: i took six hits of acid and went to a nine inch nails concert in 2000. i came home, played some "tenchu: stealth assassins", and soon grew bored.
i turned the tv to the family channel (still tripping). the 700 club was on.
i watched the program for about four hours, and decided that, after careful consideration of his words, pat robertson is quite possibly the wickedest man on earth.
the heavyweight champion of evil, in my opinion.
.......maybe it was the acid though, who knows? ![[That Guy]](graemlins/thatguy.gif)
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Wintermute
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posted 06-18-2005 11:23 PM
It's like, there's posting, and then there's what you should do.
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king internet
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posted 06-19-2005 12:31 AM
black man black man black man BLACK MAN BLACK MAN
trapped again
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starCaliber
is evil and also MewtwoSama
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posted 06-19-2005 06:51 PM
quote: Originally posted by Wintermute: It's like, there's posting, and then there's what you should do.
seriously have you considered going gay cuz that'd be just thuper 
i mean, yeah, i'd have to do it too but baby we can work past these hurdles
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Wintermute
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posted 06-19-2005 09:58 PM
quote: Originally posted by starCaliber: seriously have you considered going gay cuz that'd be just thuper 
i mean, yeah, i'd have to do it too but baby we can work past these hurdles
Butter up, puckercup.
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DoomMullet
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posted 06-19-2005 10:45 PM
What kind of fucking retard would vote for Morgan Freeman? Jesus christ on a shit stick.
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Turbo X
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posted 06-20-2005 07:06 PM
Vijay Singh
Reason 1: OMG I'm not gonna vote for women golfers becuz they're gonna beat me!!
Reason 2: "I don't speak no good English"
Reason 3: Despite being from Fiji (love that name), noone popular, to my knowledge, has EVER come from Fiji.
Reason 4: He's darker than some of my crap floating in the toilet earlier this week. [ 06-20-2005, 07:06 PM: Message edited by: Turbo X ]
- - - - - I mean, goldfish lamp wallpaper skeleton in my Bavarian Star or what? Flowers mirror computer Smurfs every time Moses flies playing cards in or around Paris.
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Turbo X
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posted 06-20-2005 07:09 PM
quote: Originally posted by DoomMullet: What kind of fucking retard would vote for Morgan Freeman? Jesus christ on a shit stick.
Because he tried to kill Jonesy in "Dreamcatcher"?
But no, 'twas not me who cast the ballot.
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DoomMullet
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posted 06-20-2005 11:53 PM
I give him the benefit of the doubt. If Morgan is trying to off someone, the bitch probably deserves it. Like when he smacked the shit out of that whore in Street Smart.
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Kingler
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posted 06-23-2005 03:27 PM
I voted to kill young Annikin cuz I'm a Star Wars freak and he sucked ass as Darth Vader Jr.
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TeLeFonE
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posted 06-25-2005 03:48 PM
voted ben afleck because he's a douche
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Jman
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posted 06-26-2005 12:49 PM
quote: Originally posted by TeLeFonE: voted ben afleck because he's a douche
concurred
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Apophis
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posted 07-10-2005 05:01 AM
im disappointed that i only got 2 votes...... ![[That Guy]](graemlins/thatguy.gif)
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sunburnt_aphid
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posted 07-10-2005 05:20 PM
 [ 07-10-2005, 06:10 PM: Message edited by: MewtwoSama ]
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DoomMullet
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posted 07-12-2005 03:27 PM
quote: Originally posted by sunburnt_aphid: 
am I gay if I think that is incredibly cute
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Dweedle
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posted 07-17-2005 01:37 PM
maybe a little bit
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From: second of all, Quagmire's not really a bad guy! | Registered: Nov 2000
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Uiru
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posted 07-17-2005 11:49 PM
Every time I see a picture of Paris Hilton I want to hit her in the face with a brick. I generally don't harbor hatred towards people, but that bitchsmile just sets me off. But since she wasn't there, I voted for chickentunalol. ~Uiru
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sunburnt_aphid
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posted 07-18-2005 04:32 AM
I'm a little tired of bunnies...
Wanna do Frogstyle for a while?
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Kingler
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posted 07-19-2005 05:04 AM
i guess i'm gay too cuz that bunny-mobile is the tits.
also, it's my 38th bday today ![[PBJ Time!]](graemlins/pbjtime.gif) [ 07-19-2005, 12:03 PM: Message edited by: Kingler ]
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sunburnt_aphid
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posted 07-20-2005 02:43 AM
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Boodabonzi
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posted 07-20-2005 05:38 AM
Voted Jessica Simpson for corpse rape opportunities.
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